shoe size and pecker size

[mercuryroad 0]

Did all the braggarts go home?

I'm too worried about my interview to brag at the moment........however, maybe I could use this to my advantage. Do you think they would consider my fiancee knowing my johnson size as proof of an ongoing relationship? I could whip it out right there for the CO to see! I think after he sees it he will realize we will be very happy together. I'm a freakin genious.

[Satisfaction 1]

Did all the braggarts go home?

I'm too worried about my interview to brag at the moment........however, maybe I could use this to my advantage. Do you think they would consider my fiancee knowing my johnson size as proof of an ongoing relationship? I could whip it out right there for the CO to see! I think after he sees it he will realize we will be very happy together. I'm a freakin genious.

Genius idea (sure it will work at the interview if the immigration officer is a female)

Hum, must I show my breast at the interview?..

[yogib37 3]

well it did say 90%. so that leaves 10% error.. and looking at aussie chart..it is way off the mark

I think they miscalculated my shoe size to my ding a ling :lol:

Leave it to brother Dean to come up with something like this

[isleta521 5]

Did all the braggarts go home?

I'm too worried about my interview to brag at the moment........however, maybe I could use this to my advantage. Do you think they would consider my fiancee knowing my johnson size as proof of an ongoing relationship? I could whip it out right there for the CO to see! I think after he sees it he will realize we will be very happy together. I'm a freakin genious.

Just dont scare them with the monster!!

[almaty 19]

put a hat on it and say it is a character witness for you merc..

[Peggy 1]

[isleta521 5]

Never mind. Better not comment. .

[mercuryroad 0]

put a hat on it and say it is a character witness for you merc..

I don't know....the monster has had many follies in his time. I remember one incident at a club one night where the monster inadvertantly hit a lady across the cheek. Admittedly, it was not all the monster's fault....when my hips get moving I can practically levitate. This in turn unleashed the monster upon the crowd. It was an emotional night for everyone.

Never mind. Better not comment. .

You can't plead the FIF now!

[almaty 19]

put a hat on it and say it is a character witness for you merc..

I don't know....the monster has had many follies in his time. I remember one incident at a club one night where the monster inadvertantly hit a lady across the cheek. Admittedly, it was not all the monster's fault....when my hips get moving I can practically levitate. This in turn unleashed the monster upon the crowd. It was an emotional night for everyone.

Never mind. Better not comment. .

You can't plead the FIF now!

wow, merc..i remember seeing the carnage afterwards...

[mercuryroad 0]

put a hat on it and say it is a character witness for you merc..

I don't know....the monster has had many follies in his time. I remember one incident at a club one night where the monster inadvertantly hit a lady across the cheek. Admittedly, it was not all the monster's fault....when my hips get moving I can practically levitate. This in turn unleashed the monster upon the crowd. It was an emotional night for everyone.

Never mind. Better not comment. .

You can't plead the FIF now!

wow, merc..i remember seeing the carnage afterwards...

Yes indeed. Those that lived to tell the tale would later recall how dodged the monster with Matrix like precision. Only the quick and agile survived. One patron was frozen stiff in what has now been labeled the cocksickle manuever. In support groups across the country, they had come up with a name for the terrible monster.....they call it the red rider BB gun. If you're not careful around it, you could lose an eye.

[isleta521 5]

Ived heard about this. When the monster rears its ugly head you could loose more than just an eye.

[Bootylicious!! 2]

You all are killing me. This is hilarious!

[Mirorgate 0]

they call it the red rider BB gun

*sniffs a little and wipes a tear from eye*

Always wanted one of these when I was a kid.. had no idea it was related to the one eyed monster incident!

[raphael7546 0]

geez, Didn't know we were "Braggers" That nina person asked So I posted. Nuff said.

[almaty 19]

put a hat on it and say it is a character witness for you merc..

I don't know....the monster has had many follies in his time. I remember one incident at a club one night where the monster inadvertantly hit a lady across the cheek. Admittedly, it was not all the monster's fault....when my hips get moving I can practically levitate. This in turn unleashed the monster upon the crowd. It was an emotional night for everyone.

Never mind. Better not comment. .

You can't plead the FIF now!

wow, merc..i remember seeing the carnage afterwards...

Yes indeed. Those that lived to tell the tale would later recall how dodged the monster with Matrix like precision. Only the quick and agile survived. One patron was frozen stiff in what has now been labeled the cocksickle manuever. In support groups across the country, they had come up with a name for the terrible monster.....they call it the red rider BB gun. If you're not careful around it, you could lose an eye.

i heard it took months to get the stains out of the carpet...