shoe size and pecker size

[almaty 19]

Russian Mathematicians Create A Formula Linking Shoe Size To Cronk Size

We’ve all heard the stories that your SHOE SIZE is directly connected to your CRONK SIZE...and , honestly, for some of us with gargantuan feet, we’ve CLUNG to it forever. Of course, it usually gets written off as myth.

NOT SO, say a group of Russian mathematicians. They’ve created a formula that links a man’s shoe size to his ####### length. AND...they say it’s accurate on 90% of men!!!

The formula: Manhood size equals height plus five, all divided by two. Unfortunately, the formula uses the metric system...which, yes, I know, is evil...so you’ll need to know your shoe size to centimeters. Fortunately...I’ve done that for you...and, in the process, figured out your size in the pants. Here you go...

...Shoe size EIGHT means a 5.98-inch cronk.

...Shoe size NINE means a 6.14-inch cronk.

...Shoe size TEN means a 6.3-inch cronk.

...Shoe size ELEVEN means a 6.48-inch cronk.

...Shoe size TWELVE means a 6.65-inch cronk.

...And shoe size THIRTEEN means a 6.8-inch cronk. (Pravda)

[irishgirl73 0]

I swear you can tell by a man's hands

[Saddle Bronc 124]

And all the mathematicians who developed these formulae = chopf#cks!

[eau_xplain 2]

Interesting! Can't wait until hubby gets home so that we can test this mathematical equation out! :devil:

[Bootylicious!! 2]

Very interesting indeed. I will have to check this one out later tonight also.

[mercuryroad 0]

I think this leaves an unexplained phenominon with the 3 inchers.

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

I guess I don't wear shoes.

[aussiewench 9]

Or the guys could use this conversion chart which would give them a little more length then the Russian Mathematicians formula

[almaty 19]

And all the mathematicians who developed these formulae = chopf#cks!

yeap..small ...very small chopf##ks...

[raphael7546 0]

Or the guys could use this conversion chart which would give them a little more length then the Russian Mathematicians formula

My hubbys shoe size is 14

[Miranda&James 8]

[irishgirl73 0]

Or the guys could use this conversion chart which would give them a little more length then the Russian Mathematicians formula

My hubbys shoe size is 14

Damn

[aussiewench 9]

I think this leaves an unexplained phenominon with the 3 inchers.

sadly true

*note to self* refrain from posting pics of small peckers

[Sister Fracas 5]

I guess I don't wear shoes.

ya feet too small for men's shoes?

[irishgirl73 0]

I guess I don't wear shoes.

ya feet too small for men's shoes?

maybe they are too big