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10 Of The World's Worst Pick-Up Lines

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thaibu Contributor

thaibu   0

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I was voted the best lame pick-up line user.

Are you from Tennessee?, Cuz' you're the only 10 I see!

You must be Japanese... I wanna jump in ja'pant(s)

Hi- I'm Milk and I can do your body good.

You know karate?, cuz your body is kickin'

You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu

I'm the King that'll make you the Queen of denile

Are you together? I was sent to-get-her and thats you!

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight? (no?) I'll come again.

Do you clean your pants with Windex? cuz I can see myself in them!

Math anyone? + girl,- clothes, ÷ sheets, x orgasms

what did the paper say to the pen? Write-on Missy

I Love You! (huh?)-sban is here... you're looking at him.

Do you like your eggs scrambled and topped with nuts?

I will have a BMW. (so.. when?) just Be My Wife, and you'll see.

I have a Benz. (where?) just 2 inches above the knees.

Fandango Grand Master

Fandango   1,440

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I was voted the best lame pick-up line user.

Are you from Tennessee?, Cuz' you're the only 10 I see!

You must be Japanese... I wanna jump in ja'pant(s)

Hi- I'm Milk and I can do your body good.

You know karate?, cuz your body is kickin'

You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu

I'm the King that'll make you the Queen of denile

Are you together? I was sent to-get-her and thats you!

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight? (no?) I'll come again.

Do you clean your pants with Windex? cuz I can see myself in them!

Math anyone? + girl,- clothes, ÷ sheets, x orgasms

what did the paper say to the pen? Write-on Missy

I Love You! (huh?)-sban is here... you're looking at him.

Do you like your eggs scrambled and topped with nuts?

I will have a BMW. (so.. when?) just Be My Wife, and you'll see.

I have a Benz. (where?) just 2 inches above the knees.

you didn't really use any of these?

Thingee Collaborator

Thingee   0

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"You know, I've read the entire kammer sutrar." That was his pronunciation.

-12/15/06 Mailed off I-129F

-12/19/06 NOA1 via email

-01/05/07 NOA2 via email

-01/13/07 NVC notice via snail mail

-01/25/07 Packet 3 arrives.

-02/22/07 Packet 3 is mailed.

-03/02/07 Medical

-03/13/07 Packet 4 arrives.

-03/16-24/07 Honey visits.

-04/02/07 Interview(Approved)

-04/10/07 Visa arrives.

Alanlvsjudy Community Regular

Alanlvsjudy   0

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My favorite was the guy walks up to a chick...looks her long in the face, then looks at his crotch,then back to her face...after a pause he says "well, it ain't gonna suck itself" :lol: :lol: :lol:

July 17 2006 Sent I-129F to TSC

July 19 2006 packet received by TSC

July 27 2006 case received at CSC

July 28 2006 touched (to process/send NOA1)

Aug 01 2006 check cashed

Aug 05 2006 NOA1 received in mail

Oct 03 2006 Touched (RFE sent)

Oct 10 2006 RFE received and responded to

Oct 17 2006 Touched (CSC reply to RFE response)

Nov 06 2006 NOA2

Nov 21 2006 NVC sent to Manila

Blah

Blur

Drone

March 27 2007 Interview

April 02 2007 Visa delivered

April 05 2007 Happiness delivered

April 06 2007 First day of the rest of our lives

"There they go! I must hurry and catch them, for I am their leader."

maggieNomar Experienced

maggieNomar   0

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Worst one I have ever heard....

Hey, those are some nice legs that you have, what time do they open?

Yep Fwaguy. That one is BAD!! :unsure:

Maggie

08-07-06 I129 NOA1

02-05-07 Visa in Hand

02-13-07 POE JFK w/temp EAD

02-23-07 Civil Marriage

06-17-07 Wedding

08-13-07 Card received in mail

04-14-09 Trip to Maui for Anniversary

06-04-09 Filed to lift conditions

08-13-09 Perm Card received

maggieNomar Experienced

maggieNomar   0

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Lame lines

  1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? :thumbs: That one is cute, however lame some may find it.
  2. How do you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized? :blink:

Maggie

08-07-06 I129 NOA1

02-05-07 Visa in Hand

02-13-07 POE JFK w/temp EAD

02-23-07 Civil Marriage

06-17-07 Wedding

08-13-07 Card received in mail

04-14-09 Trip to Maui for Anniversary

06-04-09 Filed to lift conditions

08-13-09 Perm Card received

maggieNomar Experienced

maggieNomar   0

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Part of a list i found:

Did you fart cuz you just blew me away

My love for you is like diarrhea, i can't hold it in

If you think your going to regret this in the morning we can sleep in till noon

actually Charles has the whole list :whistle: get him to post it

Charles WOULD have this list!! :help:

Maggie

08-07-06 I129 NOA1

02-05-07 Visa in Hand

02-13-07 POE JFK w/temp EAD

02-23-07 Civil Marriage

06-17-07 Wedding

08-13-07 Card received in mail

04-14-09 Trip to Maui for Anniversary

06-04-09 Filed to lift conditions

08-13-09 Perm Card received

Kathryn41 Grand Master

Kathryn41   3,205

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True story - an acquaintance of mine who is Native American was eating dinner with some friends in a restaurant. A beautiful blonde waitress came up to the table and this man looks her up and down and asks: "So, do you have a little Indian in you?" Puzzled, she answered 'No". He smiled back and said:"Would you like to?". She was so flustered someone else had to take over the table.

“...Isn't it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive--it's such an interesting world. It wouldn't be half so interesting if we knew all about everything, would it? There'd be no scope for imagination then, would there?”

.― Lucy Maude Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

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Another Member of the VJ Fluffy Kitty Posse!

Ban Hammer Grand Master

Ban Hammer   13,676

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Part of a list i found:

Did you fart cuz you just blew me away

My love for you is like diarrhea, i can't hold it in

If you think your going to regret this in the morning we can sleep in till noon

actually Charles has the whole list :whistle: get him to post it

Charles WOULD have this list!! :help:

i didn't make the list.......someone sent it to me :P

i won't mention names though :whistle:

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

brnidokiegurl Grand Master

brnidokiegurl   0

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:innocent::whistle:

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

 

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