If was President my first act would be

[mota bhai 2,675]

If I were President I would make farting in public a federal offence.

That seems awfully restrictive of my liberty. Why not just mandate that everyone must wear underwear and mandate underwear manufacturers install odor absorbing materials on their product? Then instead of infringing on the liberties of all, you only infringe on the liberties of those who like to go commando and on the liberties of underwear manufacturers.

It's what the Founding Fathers would have wanted.

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

Let's turn this around, since you think the president is doing so well for the US...

What do YOU think he has done that is good for us as a country? Name 5. Just 5. I mean, he's had 6 years, so 0.8333 things per years should be easy for such a staunch supporter to come up with, eh?

Wait, you think that because I took an online quiz that said I am a "staunch supporter" then it means that I am a staunch supporter?

Are online quizzes gospel for you? I thought it was just for funnies...

But for 5... let's see...

1. Saved the country from a depression. That's a BIG one.

2. Got bin Laden.

3. Came out in support of gay marriage.

4. Ended wars.

5. Didn't start new wars.

6. Did something toward health care reform, even if it isn't perfect.

7. Is fighting for a minimum wage increase.

Probably more that I forgot. He is doing stuff on student loan reform but needs to do more.

But now that I answered your question, I predict that my reward for complying to a request will be receiving many insults.

[mota bhai 2,675]

Wait, you think that because I took an online quiz that said I am a "staunch supporter" then it means that I am a staunch supporter?

Are online quizzes gospel for you? I thought it was just for funnies...

But for 5... let's see...

1. Saved the country from a depression. That's a BIG one.

2. Got bin Laden.

3. Came out in support of gay marriage.

4. Ended wars.

5. Didn't start new wars.

6. Did something toward health care reform, even if it isn't perfect.

7. Is fighting for a minimum wage increase.

Probably more that I forgot. He is doing stuff on student loan reform but needs to do more.

But now that I answered your question, I predict that my reward for complying to a request will be receiving many insults.

Are online quizzes gospel for you? I thought it was just for funnies...

This is from Pew. It's a very small step above those Buzzfeed quizzes.

[unsmiley 111]

I've read though the responses and I'm not seeing where you were insulted.

Oh, so attacking my reading comprehension is supposed to be complimentary. I didn't know - guess I could not "comprehend" that. My bad.

[JohnR! 5,495]

You did miss one.

He is asking Congress to revert a 2008 law that prevented undocumented children from countries other than Mexico and Canada from being repatriated. The law, that was signed into effect in 2008, is the very law that gives the USCIS directive to unite undocumented children [of countries other than Mexico and Canada] with their families in the US, [rather than deport them] which in fact lead to the massive influx of unaccompanied minors we now see attempting to cross the southern border.

Please, won't you join the motley crew in their feigned outrage for the current immigration system and blame it solely on the shoulders of the current POTUS?

Wait, you think that because I took an online quiz that said I am a "staunch supporter" then it means that I am a staunch supporter?

Are online quizzes gospel for you? I thought it was just for funnies...

But for 5... let's see...

1. Saved the country from a depression. That's a BIG one.

2. Got bin Laden.

3. Came out in support of gay marriage.

4. Ended wars.

5. Didn't start new wars.

6. Did something toward health care reform, even if it isn't perfect.

7. Is fighting for a minimum wage increase.

Probably more that I forgot. He is doing stuff on student loan reform but needs to do more.

But now that I answered your question, I predict that my reward for complying to a request will be receiving many insults.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

If I were President, I'd make it mandatory that there was an AR-15 in every household. If you couldn't afford one, I'd set up a program to fund buying them for qualified people. I'd take the money from SS and Welfare as needed. I would also make it illegal for privately owned websites to ban discussion of a sexual nature. Posting ####### Chaney would not be censored in my administration. I'd make Nature Boy a General in charge of the Confederate Army. I'd throw Vermont out of the Union and make Steven the head of the EPA.

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

This is from Pew. It's a very small step above those Buzzfeed quizzes.

Oh, well for the Babysitter's club, I am Mary Anne, and for Sex and the City, I am Miranda.

And when I play MASH I get Mansion, Tom Hiddleston, and Jalopy.

Now you know who I really am!

[mota bhai 2,675]

Something for everyone. A real politician.

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

Wait, you think that because I took an online quiz that said I am a "staunch supporter" then it means that I am a staunch supporter?

Are online quizzes gospel for you? I thought it was just for funnies...

But for 5... let's see...

1. Saved the country from a depression. That's a BIG one.

2. Got bin Laden.

3. Came out in support of gay marriage.

4. Ended wars.

5. Didn't start new wars.

6. Did something toward health care reform, even if it isn't perfect.

7. Is fighting for a minimum wage increase.

Probably more that I forgot. He is doing stuff on student loan reform but needs to do more.

But now that I answered your question, I predict that my reward for complying to a request will be receiving many insults.

Wait, you took a quiz? ONLINE??? Daaaammmmnnnnn gurl!!

1. How? Bailout money that big business took and ran with? We experienced a depression. How "great" depends on your POV, I reckon.

2. No. The military had been seeking OBL long, LONG before Obama became a public figure. Right place, right time, and a bunch of lies as to how it went down.

3. You see that as a plus? Talk about being Anti-Quran!!

4. Not even one.

5. Kinda did. Remember a coupla weeks ago when he sent soldiers BACK to Iraq, after promising he would never do that? Not saying he STARTED it, but he sure as he11 isn't staying out of it...

6. Yes. However, of all the non-military people I have talked to directly about it (not ####### online), not a SINGLE person had insurance go down (perhaps because they are in the top 30% income earners already). I have seen a few on here (VJ) say it was good for them, however. Hopefully it will all be dust in the wind by the time I have to find out.

7. Ok. Will bide my time on this one. But if you are referring to the $15 per hour crapola... sorry, I don't support that. If gov't employees only get a 1% raise, then that should be good enough for the folks just starting out in life, too.

I only insult you when you deserve it. At leas you tried in the best interest of a man you support. Good on you.

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

Please, won't you join the motley crew in their feigned outrage for the current immigration system and blame it solely on the shoulders of the current POTUS?

Who else you gonna blame it on? Kennedy? Reagan?

It's a long-standing issue, to be sure. Partly because America has always had open borders, and no (little) negative repercussions on illegals. Leave the kids, as technically they are citizens if born here. Kick the illegal parents out. Make the kids petition their families legally. Easy to say, hard to do. But I feel it's the RIGHT thing to do...

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

If I were President, I'd make it mandatory that there was an AR-15 in every household. If you couldn't afford one, I'd set up a program to fund buying them for qualified people. I'd take the money from SS and Welfare as needed. I would also make it illegal for privately owned websites to ban discussion of a sexual nature. Posting ####### Chaney would not be censored in my administration. I'd make Nature Boy a General in charge of the Confederate Army. I'd throw Vermont out of the Union and make Steven the head of the EPA.

Sadly we would get as far as the Confederate strip club and the war would be over

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Who else you gonna blame it on? Kennedy? Reagan?

It's a long-standing issue, to be sure. Partly because America has always had open borders, and no (little) negative repercussions on illegals. Leave the kids, as technically they are citizens if born here. Kick the illegal parents out. Make the kids petition their families legally. Easy to say, hard to do. But I feel it's the RIGHT thing to do...

No, you meant to say, let all the illegals stay, let more come in and give them all amnesty. Then you meant to add, I hope they continue to bust everyone's balls that follows the process legally. Law abiding citizens need to learn that being honest gets you nowhere. Scam and cheat whenever possible and you will be rewarded!!

[DavenRoxy 1,073]

No, you meant to say, let all the illegals stay, let more come in and give them all amnesty. Then you meant to add, I hope they continue to bust everyone's balls that follows the process legally. Law abiding citizens need to learn that being honest gets you nowhere. Scam and cheat whenever possible and you will be rewarded!!

You make such a bitter Liberal. It's almost like you KNOW your ideas won't work....

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

Oh, so attacking my reading comprehension is supposed to be complimentary. I didn't know - guess I could not "comprehend" that. My bad.

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Didn't say it was compliment. Your pov is different.

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

If I were President, I'd make it mandatory that there was an AR-15 in every household. If you couldn't afford one, I'd set up a program to fund buying them for qualified people. I'd take the money from SS and Welfare as needed. I would also make it illegal for privately owned websites to ban discussion of a sexual nature. Posting ####### Chaney would not be censored in my administration. I'd make Nature Boy a General in charge of the Confederate Army. I'd throw Vermont out of the Union and make Steven the head of the EPA.

What about my position? I'm feeling discriminated against :-(