One, Two... Many Rants

[Caryh 5,206]

And the wonderful bumpy gifts they give me?

[Novembro 1,763]

And the wonderful bumpy gifts they give me?

If we must

Ali keeps getting raped by them.

FE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Like I said. She's cooked about 5 meals in 6 years.

I used to cook 2 or 3 times a week.

But since returning from Asia, I stopped.

I didn't want to cook for the Gumps

Did she cook when you were dating?

My husband thinks I am lazy when I don't cook at least 5 nights a week and real meals at that. I get his point because I am a SAHM and it is sort of in the job description.

If we must

Ali keeps getting raped by them.

FE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN!

Or a Yorkshire lass as it were, I seem to have all of my bio father's bad traits. LOL.

If I thought they got me bad, and they do, they are like flies to with the Dane.

Oh it doesn't work for me or the Dane, we've got to pop Benadryls. Me already because there is still cat dander left in this house until I pull the remaining 2 carpets and wash every inch of it.

[Novembro 1,763]

Poor Dane lol.

Gotta procure some Off Deep Woods.

[Ontarkie 14,226]

Wow you all were chatty this morning. Sorry about your weekend Steve, hope Tiff realizes what is going on soon.

Jada, you are almost free, my ex didn't get off his butt till he actually got the divorce noticed from the courts saying the judge signed it. He figured I was still taking him back till that point. So now he has a fire under his butt he wants to do something.

I just found out my neighbor was bit by a coperhead snake, and they saw the snake come into my yard.I'm freaking out as we have too many places for it to hide. I hope our king snake found it and ate it already.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

My mother gave away her home by making donations to the indian reservations. We bailed her out a couple times, but it became obvious there was no way to keep her out of the casinos until she had nothing left to give. She always claimed to have made money there.

Hubs was happy when MIL came home and gave him $$ from the winnings during his teen years.

I blamed him for not nipping the problems in the bud.

It is so easy to spend the money that you don't have to work hard for.

Now MIL played slots on Facebook games.

Hopefully, there will be no more money problem surprises.

Hubs and SIL do not want know or probe into her financial situation. Better to be ostrich this way.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

I think you should go see a doctor about your back Tbone. Sounds more serious than not. Do not fool around.

Got exactly "1 hour minus 1 minute" (= Many minutes) of sleep last night, despite heap-strong medicines. Home-staying from work and seeing doc in 2.Many hours, Niki-Bone, si ma'am.

As I said before - she's a very wise woman.

No GS invitations for you, oj nie!

1. But you got +1 Manys!

2. Seemed too painful to ask, Mr. T-B! And I too think that you should see doctor. Painkillers help with pain but not with the source.

1. Oj tak.

2. Oj ouch, oj tak, oj tak.

Tarklar = Brokeback.......

Broke? Copay will cost $Many...

1. owwwwww

2. go see doctor, pay many copays, get fixed.

1. owwwwww, ma'am.

2. Prix fixee, huh ma'am? (English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak!)

I'm pretty good at fixing backs, want me ta fix it for ya?

Backfix? First, Thread Laundress revenues, $ee man. Sunday's TL report: Many loads warshed/dried/put away, si man.

pinch sciatic nerve hurt to high heavens making the Many'th kinda suck

Calendar correction above, ouch man.

Tark is too cheap

Tark is cheap. Actions speak louder than words, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Heck get a mistress to while you're at it.

I recommend rubias, real or fake, si man!

Like I said. She's cooked about 5 meals in 6 years.

I used to cook 2 or 3 times a week.

But since returning from Asia, I stopped.

Asia is your mistress?! Is she a rubia?

Edited July 7, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,304]

So the subject of respect came up last night....

I went into her handbag, started pulling stuff out and rearranging them. And threw some stuff in the garbage. Saying that she doesn't need this, let me throw it out. Or this doesn't belong here, let me stuff it somewhere else....

Then I asked her....is this respectful ? Do you like it? She reluctantly answered no. I swear she wanted to say yes, just to disagree.

Then I asked her, then why the f do you do it to me? Even after I told you a hundred times, leave my things alone, don't touch my desk!

Finally, up-standing for yourself, si man!

I was ready to walk away.

Where's the +Many button, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,304]

No Poland uses a different calendar

No man is an island, no man.

In Many hours it will be Tuesday, so I don't know

Temporal correction, oj tak.

They just make fun of Poland

Poland is fun, oj tak!

Bad Tarklar!

Good, GOOD Tarklar, si man!

[SAT 9,609]

I think you've messed up with the percentages, people can't survive at 2% O2.

Oh....yeah....make that 20% and 28% respectively....

If we must

Ali keeps getting raped by them.

FE FI FO FUM I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN!

That'll teach aliban to marry into MN....

He should marry into Canada next time....

[TBoneTX 45,304]

What are all these strange and illegal ciphers above, huh man?!

Oh....yeah....make that Many% and Many% respectively....

Cipherin' corrected, see and sigh man.

[SAT 9,609]

and they saw the snake come into my yard.I'm freaking out as we have too many places for it to hide. I hope our king snake found it and ate it already.

Quick, tell the hill Billy to fire up the grill.....

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Must off-log shortly, c u man. Back hurting from sitting, ouch man. Doc report hopefully to follow later, copay man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Quick, tell the hill Billy to fire up the grill.....

Or they could capture it and bring it to church.

Wait.... that's West Virginia, not Arkansas.....