One, Two... Many Rants

[Jacque67 7,328]

Now my mother brings a guest, and the guest calls her son to come, and the son brings his daughter....people that I've never seen before in my life. And I was supposed to serve them rib eyes and 20 dollar a lb shrimps......

Lobsters at Steve's !

It's truly a free for all here now.

Me and my buddy just flung everything on 2 grills at once and dumped it in the middle of the table and walked away.

I'm sitting upstairs now, and they're having a great friggin time outside. At my expense. This is the last holiday cook out I'm having. That's it. It's getting fing ridiculous.

You and the Darklar are tards......

You need a high school diploma or better to get into the marines.

Man Darklar is your brain fried? Did you shoot 1 round too many outta the Abrahams ?

So how did the BBQ go. You need to go with the flow more, or else you will be ending up in the ER!!

Christmas is like this in the UK, spending time with relatives you would rather not see etc. the divorce rate in January is astronomical!!

[TBoneTX 45,304]

1. Many dollar a lb shrimps......

2. they're having a great friggin time outside. At my expense. This is the last holiday cook out I'm having.

1. Financial correction, see man.

2. Solution: Next time, don't invite Tiff. Then, no Gumps et al., no man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Christmas is like this in the UK, spending time with relatives you would rather not see etc. the divorce rate in January is astronomical!!

#3* cause of marriage breakups - crappy in-laws.

*Estimation

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Day #2 vacation report, see man:

Awoke with nearly unusable body because of one fried back-muscle, ouch man.

Got to Sea World about half an hour after they opened, Sea man. Good idea.

However, lasted barely Many hours, then left.

What a disappointing rip-off, sigh man.

Mini-B. was unhappy with the lack of critters, wee man.

So was I, sigh man.

So was Mrs. T-B., she ma'am.

She observed, "It's like a bad Sioux [zoo]."

She was right, si and sigh man.

We saw only some pink flamingos, some killer whales, and the penguin exhibit, see man.

The so-called food offerings are a major rip: $Manyyyyyyyy for a chili dog, $i man.

We got out of there at about 1 p.m. The lot was completely full.

A cruising poacher got our space, just ahead of 2 other poachers.

We went to a BBQ restaurant and dined well for $Many, si man.

Mrs. T-B. apologized for making us go to Sea World, sea man.

I accepted, pending receipt of the credit-card bill, $igh and grrr man.

---

Upon return to motel, Mrs. T-B. tried to get Mini-B. to nap. No zzz wee man.

I napped a bit but awoke in back-pain, ouch man.

Could not walk, stand, lie down, or sit in most positions, no man.

Went to motel pool; tried to lie on stomach on chair to let sun fry back; sun went behind building, sigh man.

Found very hot light-bulb beneath water's surface that killed pain for exactly .00001 seconds per touch, ouch man.

Limped back up to room; went to dinner at a 'round-the-clock local place; dined well for $Many.

Wanted to go shopping; one store closed; Mini-B. fell asleep in car, wee zzz man.

Mrs. T-B. & I agreed to go in turns into Kohl's, si man. I went first.

Found/bought Chaps brushed-flannel shirt at Many% off, for only $Many, whee man.

However, was last customer in line, because store decided to close early for July Many'th, see man.

Mrs. T-B. not too upset, no man.

Mrs. T-B. carried Mini-B. to room, where air conditioner has quit working, sigh man.

---

We shall leave earlyish (by Many a.m., it's hoped).

I have Many GSs in a 2-mile radius in a town through which we shall pass, whee man.

Mrs. T-B. did not argue when I said, "You owe me for Sea World, see ma'am."

She will change her mind tomorrow, surely man.

Mini-B.'s tablet computer has totally croaked, sigh man.

It has all his Mickey/Goofy/Donald Duck stuff on it.

He might be inconsolable/intolerable during long trip tomorrow, sigh wee man.

We might need to hire an SST to get us home in time to mollify him, SST man.

No word from cat-sitter on cat's status, no man.

Poor cat will probably be hyper until Routine is re-established, miu man.

Back still hurts like a complete baastard, ouch man.

Don't know if it and therefore I will be functional tomorrow, no man.

This is a problem because lawn needs mowing and cat needs brushing, work man.

A bunch of redneck yahoos are screaming in the motel lobby now, shhhh man.

Maybe I can be reincarnated as an invertebrate, si man.

---

End of report, sigh man; no cat but still prep zzz, man. Mornin', Commie-babes!

#3* cause

*Estimation

#Many* cause

*Exactitude

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Day #2 vacation report, see man:

Awoke with nearly unusable body because of one fried back-muscle, ouch man.

Got to Sea World about half an hour after they opened, Sea man. Good idea.

However, lasted barely Many hours, then left.

What a disappointing rip-off, sigh man.

Mini-B. was unhappy with the lack of critters, wee man.

So was I, sigh man.

So was Mrs. T-B., she ma'am.

She observed, "It's like a bad Sioux [zoo]."

She was right, si and sigh man.

We saw only some pink flamingos, some killer whales, and the penguin exhibit, see man.

The so-called food offerings are a major rip: $Manyyyyyyyy for a chili dog, $i man.

We got out of there at about 1 p.m. The lot was completely full.

A cruising poacher got our space, just ahead of 2 other poachers.

We went to a BBQ restaurant and dined well for $Many, si man.

Mrs. T-B. apologized for making us go to Sea World, sea man.

I accepted, pending receipt of the credit-card bill, $igh and grrr man.

---

Upon return to motel, Mrs. T-B. tried to get Mini-B. to nap. No zzz wee man.

I napped a bit but awoke in back-pain, ouch man.

Could not walk, stand, lie down, or sit in most positions, no man.

Went to motel pool; tried to lie on stomach on chair to let sun fry back; sun went behind building, sigh man.

Found very hot light-bulb beneath water's surface that killed pain for exactly .00001 seconds per touch, ouch man.

Limped back up to room; went to dinner at a 'round-the-clock local place; dined well for $Many.

Wanted to go shopping; one store closed; Mini-B. fell asleep in car, wee zzz man.

Mrs. T-B. & I agreed to go in turns into Kohl's, si man. I went first.

Found/bought Chaps brushed-flannel shirt at Many% off, for only $Many, whee man.

However, was last customer in line, because store decided to close early for July Many'th, see man.

Mrs. T-B. not too upset, no man.

Mrs. T-B. carried Mini-B. to room, where air conditioner has quit working, sigh man.

---

We shall leave earlyish (by Many a.m., it's hoped).

I have Many GSs in a 2-mile radius in a town through which we shall pass, whee man.

Mrs. T-B. did not argue when I said, "You owe me for Sea World, see ma'am."

She will change her mind tomorrow, surely man.

Mini-B.'s tablet computer has totally croaked, sigh man.

It has all his Mickey/Goofy/Donald Duck stuff on it.

He might be inconsolable/intolerable during long trip tomorrow, sigh wee man.

We might need to hire an SST to get us home in time to mollify him, SST man.

No word from cat-sitter on cat's status, no man.

Poor cat will probably be hyper until Routine is re-established, miu man.

Back still hurts like a complete baastard, ouch man.

Don't know if it and therefore I will be functional tomorrow, no man.

This is a problem because lawn needs mowing and cat needs brushing, work man.

A bunch of redneck yahoos are screaming in the motel lobby now, shhhh man.

Maybe I can be reincarnated as an invertebrate, si man.

Sorry it wasn't everything you thought it would be.

Did you go to the one in Texas?

Because it seems like there would be enough else to do in San Antonio...

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

Steve, sorry to hear your BBQ turned into a big wedding reception or something...

T-Bone, sorry to hear your Sea World visit was such disaster...

Maybe it's time for some optimistic news

I 'm up to date with my cups collection photos!

Finally all my Many (118) cups is documented

You can check them here:

http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Asiula/library/my%20collection%20of%20cups?sort=3&page=1

[Jacque67 7,328]

Amazing!!! How do you store them?

With all the earthquakes we have here in Japan , I have given up on the idea of collecting glass or china....

I have had to clean up plenty of broken vases and plates on the past. The worst was an aquarium- fine sand, water and dead tropical fish all over the carpets!!

[Asia 2,498]

I don't think I could live in a place with earthquakes... Apart from cleaning up I think I'd freak out

But I think you get used to that or something...

And in Japan I couldn't collect mugs, that's for sure

And that's how 110 (at the mo ) are stored:

The rest I use here, or at my parents'

And in two weeks I'm supposed to get another two or three. One from Dubai, one from Las Vegas and probably one from San Diego

[Jacque67 7,328]

I don't think I could live in a place with earthquakes... Apart from cleaning up I think I'd freak out

But I think you get used to that or something...

And in Japan I couldn't collect mugs, that's for sure

And that's how 110 (at the mo ) are stored:

The rest I use here, or at my parents'

And in two weeks I'm supposed to get another two or three. One from Dubai, one from Las Vegas and probably one from San Diego

Do you order them over the internet, or do friends send them to you?

Get Steve to send you one!

[JTB11 1,079]

He can go to the campus job placement center. I think it's allowed, as she's an employee.

Does he seem like the type who'd do that?

no he would not and I am not taking him with me. Going to find a lawyer after I get back this week and talk to them about dissolution and get paperwork rolling before I leave and come back for court date when it is set. I am done.

good morning all,

I slept 3 hours total...had coffee and baked cookies (that did not turn out at all lol) at 1am....i am not watching "idiot abroad" got no other ideas as to what to do. Do not want to re-bake cookies for the hubs and his party.

[Asia 2,498]

Do you order them over the internet, or do friends send them to you?

Get Steve to send you one!

I have 4-5 which were sent to me from people, who I know only via Internet

Mostly I just ask people to get me one, when they're going to some place I've never been and have no cup from there

[Asia 2,498]

no he would not and I am not taking him with me. Going to find a lawyer after I get back this week and talk to them about dissolution and get paperwork rolling before I leave and come back for court date when it is set. I am done.

good morning all,

I slept 3 hours total...had coffee and baked cookies (that did not turn out at all lol) at 1am....i am not watching "idiot abroad" got no other ideas as to what to do. Do not want to re-bake cookies for the hubs and his party.

Stay strong, Jada!

And good morning to you

If you do not want to re-bake, don't do it. You're not required to do so, right?

[Darnell 8,478]

its great you are not taking him with you.

[Ontarkie 14,226]

no he would not and I am not taking him with me. Going to find a lawyer after I get back this week and talk to them about dissolution and get paperwork rolling before I leave and come back for court date when it is set. I am done.

good morning all,

I slept 3 hours total...had coffee and baked cookies (that did not turn out at all lol) at 1am....i am not watching "idiot abroad" got no other ideas as to what to do. Do not want to re-bake cookies for the hubs and his party.

Jada I'm sorry he didn't turn out to be the man for you. You can honestly say you tried and that is all anyone can do.