One, Two... Many Rants

[NikLR 13,227]

So now.....my sister, her husband are here, everyone sitting around waiting to eat.....

And I suppose they expect me to go out in the rain and cook......

Doesn't my BIL have his own friends? They have a house in Philly, go nuts dude....go have a BBQ of your own.....

After today, all future BBQs are canceled. Until I move to a cave in Montana.....

This is likely why we have no friends. A) we rarely invite people over and B) they have no place to sit if we do, unless they play video games.

I was being a shock blogger

Yes, Gump has no idea who Forrest Gump is........

At least Forrest did something with his life.

[SAT 9,609]

When Gump calls me, his ring tone is the Gump movie theme.

Other callers are "the good the bad and the ugly"

When my cop friends call, the ring tone is Hawaii 5-0

[NikLR 13,227]

LOL

No one calls me... So it just rings if they do.

I do have a separate text message sound for hubs tho. Sounds like a bird tweeting.

Edited July 4, 2014 by NLR

[SAT 9,609]

I have a cash register sound for texts

I found a cool app.....

zedge

[Ontarkie 14,226]

Thanks Niki, I don't know why I can never remember that!

Going to make these for the munchkin!!

[Ontarkie 14,226]

LOL

No one calls me... So it just rings if they do.

I do have a separate text message sound for hubs tho. Sounds like a bird tweeting.

I had a pay as you go phone for the kids to call me when I lived in Canada it was a frog croaking. The kids love frogs and not to eat

[SAT 9,609]

When tiff calls, the tone is "Star Trek, revenge of the Tiff"

[Novembro 1,763]

My ringtone for everyone is:

[SAT 9,609]

Dug out some beef cubes, no longer serving steak. It's kabobs

Shrinking the menu down

[SAT 9,609]

BIL waiting to eat. wondering when I was gonna start cooking lol

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Good for you, Steve! They can't expect free Michelin star restaurants food from you every time.

Feel bad for your friends though, maybe you could have your men only gathering with them next time (exclude Gump).

I'm going up to my cabin later on. Brought a smoker up there, going to have good smoked pork ribs, chicken and corns.

And hopefully the guys will catch some nice catfish

[SAT 9,609]

Stretch's hubs catches catfish by hand.

Here's a clip of him......

https://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=A2KLqIJu8rZTKlQAHJr7w8QF;_ylu=X3oDMTBzc2M2MjdyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDdmlkBHZ0aWQDBGdwb3MDMTE-?p=noodling&vid=e4aa1dbc8376d90564d894b49859f0ed&l=2%3A51&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DVN.608042338532984896%26pid%3D15.1&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DLksuKTD8y0o&#######=funny+noodling+redneck+fishing+catfishing&c=0&sigr=11a6hcudg&sigt=1198lcbbq&age=0&&tt=b

[NikLR 13,227]

Stretch is lucky.. that guy is BUFF!!

I can't blame hubs for not going to the gym. I don't...

[SAT 9,609]

I do.....

home gym

My sister just asked Tiff why I'm so grumpy lol

[SAT 9,609]

OK, back to check on the stupid ribs.....