One, Two... Many Rants

[The Mean Lady 604]

maybe everyone else is farting all day?

If she's too shy to use a tree at 2:00 am, why would she pee in front of her soon to be ex?

I wouldn't use a tree.

That is way too involved.

Everybody keep positive.

I sent hubby's resume to a hiring place yesterday.

Not like from a job listing but like friend of a friend thing so I'm crossing my fingers.

[JTB11 1,079]

I would be like OPEN THIS DOOR I NEED TO PEE

I did not know what he was doing there....first 35 mins there was no movement so I figured he was pooping and then the shower went on and I thought it won't take another 30.....he came out and said I could have gone in but sh..it it is 2am ...like I was thinking straight...and yes I did consider peeing in the yard.

[Caryh 5,206]

Nola will start new thread:

Backaches, bimbos, and breakups

I like this name. You got my vote!

JiJourney will start new thread:

The Good Life

The Good Wife Rants and other female problems

I wouldn't use a tree.

That is way too involved.

Everybody keep positive.

I sent hubby's resume to a hiring place yesterday.

Not like from a job listing but like friend of a friend thing so I'm crossing my fingers.

maybe a bush is more your style?

Good luck to your hubby!

I did not know what he was doing there....first 35 mins there was no movement so I figured he was pooping and then the shower went on and I thought it won't take another 30.....he came out and said I could have gone in but sh..it it is 2am ...like I was thinking straight...and yes I did consider peeing in the yard.

I would have, right behind the big pine tree. In fact I have, not because the wife tied up the bathroom, we have two, but because I can. And it feels good to get a breeze on things sometimes.

[Ontarkie 14,346]

I'm pretty good at accupunking....ya want me ta accupunk ya?

And thank you...

No no acupuncture for me I hate needles! I wouldn't even get an epidural in labour just to avoid one.

Nola will start new thread:

Backaches, bimbos, and breakups

got my 5 hours sleep.....not too shabby

Well not great but better then nothing!

morning all,

woke up at 2am to pee....hubs was in the shower....until 3am ....by then I was awake and about to burst....just ate breakfast since I am awake....gonna practice theory test for Saturday....don't want to taxi it so I gotta wait.

TB hope you feel better.....sounds like no fun.....

I would of went in then flushed too!

[Merrytooth 5,748]

I would have, right behind the big pine tree. In fact I have, not because the wife tied up the bathroom, we have two, but because I can. And it feels good to get a breeze on things sometimes.

Indecent exposure / peeing in the public, be carefully not to get into the sex offender registry.

[Ontarkie 14,346]

I'm up too early waiting for one of the big kids to wake up so I can go back to bed and leave the little tornado with them. Little boy will probably be ready for a nap by that time so I will take him with me.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

I finally booked a 1 day round trip flight to Chicago to get my new passport in August.

Decided to pay more to go with Delta airline, instead of the cheap Spirit airline after reading horrible reviews.

[Caryh 5,206]

Indecent exposure / peeing in the public, be carefully not to get into the sex offender registry.

It is not public, its my private yard! The only thing that can see me behind the pine tree is the squirrels, and they covet my nuts. Now if it was my front yard, yah that would be a problem.

I finally booked a 1 day round trip flight to Chicago to get my new passport in August.

Decided to pay more to go with Delta airline, instead of the cheap Spirit airline after reading horrible reviews.

You should stay a couple days and see the sights. Chicago is a great place to visit.

[SAT 9,609]

And what kind car is that for a midlife crisis man?

soup looked good though.

Man it's a nice car...

I'm not gettin a vette.....

maybe you can work out a trade with him?

Man who wants Trophie.....

hm....there is a reason why we call her "Trophie"......

I like this name. You got my vote!

The Good Wife Rants and other female problems

maybe a bush is more your style?

Good luck to your hubby!

I would have, right behind the big pine tree. In fact I have, not because the wife tied up the bathroom, we have two, but because I can. And it feels good to get a breeze on things sometimes.

Brokeback Tarklar Rant 20

Indecent exposure / peeing in the public, be carefully not to get into the sex offender registry.

Got it!

new thread.....

"Strip Search"

[Merrytooth 5,748]

It is not public, its my private yard! The only thing that can see me behind the pine tree is the squirrels, and they covet my nuts. Now if it was my front yard, yah that would be a problem.

You should stay a couple days and see the sights. Chicago is a great place to visit.

So even if you go naked in your private yard, and your neighbor kids see you, it is still not an offence?

Been to Chicago many years ago, seen most of the attractions already.

The collection of my new passport is such a pain in the butt.

I have to match the schedule of the Hon Consul General too, like his vacation dates, his fridays off.. etc.

And I am also busy with my training schedule, so decided to do just 1 day round trip.

(I don't want to drive or take the megabus alone)

[SAT 9,609]

So even if you go naked in your private yard, and your neighbor kids see you, it is still not an offence?

That is what is known as "In Plain View"

Yes, it is illegal.

[kitthekat 1,317]

reminds me of this sign i saw at a bar the other day...

Guys: No shirt = No beer

Girls: No shirt = Free beer

[SAT 9,609]

reminds me of this sign i saw at a bar the other day...

Guys: No shirt = No beer

Girls: No shirt = Free beer

what if it's Trophie?

[Merrytooth 5,748]

reminds me of this sign i saw at a bar the other day...

Guys: No shirt = No beer

Girls: No shirt = Free beer

Of course Girls no wear shirt.... wear a tank top or blouse

[Caryh 5,206]

what if it's Trophie?

Everyone else gets a free beer?