One, Two... Many Rants

[Merrytooth 5,748]

JiJourney will start new thread:

The Good Life

You are welcome to start your own thread while we will start the new ranting thread.

[SAT 9,609]

Let's choose a good thread that can get everybody involved. It will be sweeet!

Noooo.......

Not Every- body....

No no no...

[JIJourney 96]

You are welcome to start your own thread while we will start the new ranting thread.

haha give me the word! lol

[SAT 9,609]

got my 5 hours sleep.....not too shabby

[Caryh 5,206]

got my 5 hours sleep.....not too shabby

Only five? Everyone knows you should at least get 5 and half hours of sleep a night.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm grateful to have slept 5 hours.

[Caryh 5,206]

morning all,

woke up at 2am to pee....hubs was in the shower....until 3am ....by then I was awake and about to burst....just ate breakfast since I am awake....gonna practice theory test for Saturday....don't want to taxi it so I gotta wait.

TB hope you feel better.....sounds like no fun.....

What there's no tree in the yard? And who's gonna see you at 2:00 am?

I'm grateful to have slept 5 hours.

Still unsettled in your head?

[Caryh 5,206]

On related topic to something earlier I posted, husband has informed me that in addition to us getting bunnies, that he would like bento boxes for lunch.

Seriously? I am not cute little Asian wife...

Next he'll be asking for fresh leverpostej, ohhh Nola all you have to do is put some fresh liver in the food processor.

No.

No.

No.

Get a tan, dye your hair black, pluck all body hair, put on kimono with white facial powder, wala you're a facsimile Asian. Oh and shrink your height until about 5 feet more or less.

[SAT 9,609]

Still unsettled in your head?

A little...

[Caryh 5,206]

A little...

Not a good time to deal with pregnant woman hormones either.

does he mean a packed lunch?

or does he mean stuff that's artfully shaped into some kind of cartoon animal/object?

cos, if he means option 2, then ya...i'm asian and i still wouldn't do that.

bad Asian fantasy girl, bad kit

Congratulations; maybe the adequate sleep will improve your Polish Math skills, oj tak.

How can one sleep more than Many hours, huh man?

And if you only sleep many hours, you can always nap for many minutes later.

[The Mean Lady 604]

OMG WHY DO THINGS ALWAYS STINK IN THIS BUILDING

THE WHOLE BUILDING SMELLS LIKE A HOT BOXED CAR OF FARTS

Like, I could fart all day and no one would know the difference

morning all,

woke up at 2am to pee....hubs was in the shower....until 3am ....by then I was awake and about to burst....just ate breakfast since I am awake....gonna practice theory test for Saturday....don't want to taxi it so I gotta wait.

TB hope you feel better.....sounds like no fun.....

He no let you pee while he shower?

What's the big deal?

I would be like OPEN THIS DOOR I NEED TO PEE

[Caryh 5,206]

And what kind car is that for a midlife crisis man?

New wheels in Fookland......

soup looked good though.

[Caryh 5,206]

OMG WHY DO THINGS ALWAYS STINK IN THIS BUILDING

THE WHOLE BUILDING SMELLS LIKE A HOT BOXED CAR OF FARTS

Like, I could fart all day and no one would know the difference

He no let you pee while he shower?

What's the big deal?

I would be like OPEN THIS DOOR I NEED TO PEE

maybe everyone else is farting all day?

If she's too shy to use a tree at 2:00 am, why would she pee in front of her soon to be ex?

[Caryh 5,206]

Next he'll want a cute little Asian wife

maybe you can work out a trade with him?

[Caryh 5,206]

Where'd you get the picture of my wife and I?

Problems arise when say, this happens:

olly olly oxen free.