One, Two... Many Rants

[TBoneTX 45,365]

car commercials saying Many mpg [...] we've had Many mpg for Many years.

Can you be more specific about the timeframe, huh man?

I feel bad complaining about because TB's is definitely worse, but my back and legs have been killing me lately

Trade you backs, si ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,365]

Touche.......

English-only outside the regional forums, reported man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

1. Fielded Many calls in Many hours...... Many bucks a call.......

2. Cougars, looking for me.....

1. Failed Many Polish Math opportunities in Many hours, costing Many bucks...

2. Prospective P.M. tutors, all.

Chick just walked into my office at the precise moment that Tiff calls......

Did you take the opportunity to cut the nose-ring out, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,365]

Well if it isn't Mr. Brokeback Transylvania.....

His autograph is worth $Many, by all accounts, si man.

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Completely forgot the GS report from yesterday, see man.

On way to work, stopped at a ES (estate sale), see man.

It was run by our favorite guy, who prices things reasonably, whee man.

For as long as our back could stand it (not long, no man), we looked for great stuff, see man.

We found a tub of office supplies (chiefly sticky-pads), Many warshcloths, a hand-towel, & a serving spoon.

All this came to only $Many, whee man.

This morn, we stopped at a GS, see man.

We bought a tiny dinosaur & a tiny gorilla for Mini-B., wee man. Total = $1, $i man.

We then passed by a sign-advertised ES and screeched a U-turn, inner-ear disruption man.

They had oodles of excellent, high-class furniture & art at cheap prices, whee man.

Unfortunately, Mrs. T-B. bought us cheap and we were too much that to buy anything, sigh man.

Presuming mobility tomorrow, we have approximately Many GSs on the itinerary, si man.

[SAT 9,609]

English-only outside the regional forums, reported man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

1. Failed Many Polish Math opportunities in Many hours, costing Many bucks...

2. Prospective P.M. tutors, all.

Did you take the opportunity to cut the nose-ring out, huh man?

1 douche, there, you happy?

3- yes

Man don't you have some chicken to pluck or something?

Oh, sorry, forgot, that's stretch...

[TBoneTX 45,365]

1 douche, there, you happy?

Many- yes

1. Only if after your use of it, you smell springtime-fresh, whee man.

Many. Are you a yes-man, huh man?

[SAT 9,609]

I smell like a midsummer night's dream now....

The office chick loves my cologne

"Old de toilet"

<yawn>

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Trade you backs, si ma'am!

I'd probably be in the ER demanding someone relieve of my pain immediately if we traded. i would not leave until I had been booked for surgery or something equivalent. I am a pushy B like that though and I have a high pain tolerance so I have to play it up. Only reason I have not done it with my leg is that their solution would be removal of my plate and I am not sure that would be better.

[Asia 2,498]

Momokuroz

Never heard of him/her/them...

[TBoneTX 45,365]

Only the finest toilet-water for you, huh man.

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Interim Friday back-report, see and sigh and ouch man:

Took heap-strong pill at bedtime at 2:Many a.m., ingest man.

Slept exactly 2 hours & Many minutes, sigh and no zzz man.

Squirmed for over an hour, ouch man.

If we knew Morse Code, back-throbs would probably be delivering Shakespeare, dot dash dot man.

Mini-B. awakened far too early, saying "See the window? It's a beautiful day!", wee man.

Mrs. T-B. groggily got him his flashlight (new favorite toy, wee man), she man.

Mini-B. shone light all over, including into our faces, no zzz man.

Mini-B. then requested his tablet computer, wee man.

Mrs. T-B. groggily retrieved same, she man.

Mini-B. proceeds to play Mickey Moose & Ronald Duck cartoons at full blast, deafening man.

We squirm ineffectually and finally lurch into bathroom to take heap-strong pill again, ouch man.

Heap-strong pill has negligible effect, as yesterday, sigh and ouch man.

As usual, Mrs. T-B. has not prepared our lunch, no man.

We excuse this and say that we will dine at McDonald's, sigh and cholesterol man.

Mrs. T-B. sleepily apologizes and promises us our nap when we get home, she and zzz man.

This promise is usually as good as the paper on which it's written, invisible ink man.

We hit the GS & ES and get to work early, sigh man.

We called primary doc, who is referring us to Spine Center or Orthopedics, kick upstairs man.

Orthopedics wants us to see Spine Center, vertebrate man.

No appointments are available until our already-scheduled Wednesday, July Many'th, ouch man.

We have just taken Heap-Strong Pill #2 of the day, ineffectual man.

Maybe we will not fall asleep at our desk more than once, zzz or no zzz man.

Sigh and ouch, man.

[TBoneTX 45,365]

1. I'd probably be in the ER demanding someone relieve of my pain immediately if we traded. i would not leave until I had been booked for surgery or something equivalent.

2. I am a pushy B like that though and I have a high pain tolerance so I have to play it up.

Many. Only reason I have not done it with my leg is that their solution would be removal of my plate and I am not sure that would be better.

1. Many nights this month, Mrs. T-B. has talked me out of going to the ER, she man.

2. Our pain tolerance is high, too, see and sigh and ouch ma'am.

Many. Sounds like a deplating experience, sigh ma'am.

[Asia 2,498]

I liked that movie

I liked it too.

Meryl Streep is brilliant!

[TBoneTX 45,365]

Where are my afternoon +1 offerings? Bad Asia! Bad, BAD Asia!

[Caryh 5,206]

Chick just walked into my office at the precise moment that Tiff calls......

I see those cameras she installed are working well for her.

[TBoneTX 45,365]

I see those cameras she installed are working well for her.

Watch out for them Far-Easternettes, she man!

[TBoneTX 45,365]

The chickens need a-pluckin' and the aardvark guano needs a-scrapin' off the airport tarmac, see man. Must off-log till this eve, c u man.