One, Two... Many Rants

[NikLR 13,227]

Yay, kit, congrats! I was actually dropping by to celebrate, too - hubs got a new job at a restaurant today! He starts on Monday. Very excited for him.

Life has been hectic recently though, since we're moving tomorrow. Busy busy busy.

YAY moving!

YAY hubs job!

YAY YAY YAY!!!

[Darnell 8,478]

Well Officially Day 3.

I learn I'm about a week away from hitting that major milestone, so I'm happy. Lets see what she does when she learns that I've hit the milestone.. [apologies to sound vague but hey ! ]

Edited July 24, 2014 by Darnell

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Watched long, long parade and then went to the county fair tonight. I don't know what is in the water here, but I am so sick of seeing fertile myrtles.

[JIJourney 96]

haha lets do it!

[KayDeeCee 4,893]

Congrats and yays to all the happy posts/folks. Today was a crapfest, so I am glad to see uplifting, happy stuff.

[Ontarkie 14,236]

Congrats on the new jobs!

Yay for milestones I think!

Hope what ever is in the water is catchy for you Nola.

Bah to crappy days!

I'm waiting for the boy to get home from work, someone ran a red light and hit him/his car.He is ok but now mommy is stressing He just got that car in January and it is a pretty good car(Honda Accord), now we have to deal in the insurance companies Hubby thinks they will want to right it off since it's an older car.

Edited July 24, 2014 by Ontarkie

[Ontarkie 14,236]

Boy is home, his car looks like he got hit hard passenger side front bumper. I'm going to take pictures of it tomorrow. His knee is a bit sore from the steering wheel, he has long legs.

Well I'm off to bed while the little ones are asleep!

Edited July 24, 2014 by Ontarkie

[TBoneTX 45,361]

It has come to my attention that this minor error in Polish math needed correcting.

Polish math has no grammar, oj nie.

1. Hope uncle T-B gets well soon.

2. Will you be charged many dollars per tyre, or many dollars per set of tyres?

1. Thank you, si man. The clot was busted; he's staying in the hospital another day so that other test results can be analyzed, si man.

2. Per-tyre, si man. Report follows later, see man.

Maybe T-B can use your knee for his spine?

Trade! Trade! Trade! Si si si man!

1. yes please. TAKE IT !

2. Working in the garage and dragging around Many pounds of concrete

1. Trade! Trade! Trade! Oj tak tak tak!

2. Polish Math corrected yet again, oj sigh.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Tarklar will unpack you for cheaps.

Too late, see man; am eating cheaps now, crunch man.

1. one xanax too many?

2. Geezer Tark sounds better

1. At last, there are some signs of intellectual life emanating... one too many, finally man.

2. Geez, but I always sound better than you, see and hear man.

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Ok, before you broads initiate another session of fallopian chat here....

I'll enthusiastically assume a lifetime of continuous back-pain before that, ouch man.

There is not chinese market in Minnesota.

Calling Bro D for business opportunity, $i man!

Dong Quai

English-only outside the regional forums, Singapura ma'am!

maybe I don't look Many

"oh hey you must be Many"

Aren't they guessing right, then, huh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,361]

I don't loom my age

You're the exception, si ma'am: Most chicas spin yarns about their ages, see ma'am.

1. I got the children´s home job!! Will start once the background check is completed.

2. I think i am still keeping the retail job though. It has been so satisfying building the store from ground up and i have already made friends with coworkers. Anyone else who immigrated feel like you didnt notice how insulated and removed you were from society until you started working and had people to socialise with? It feels amaaaazing to talk and laugh with others again.

Many. Of course the Many% employee discount doesnt hurt either lol

1. Si, ma'am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Good observations, see ma'am.

Many. You're fired from both jobs for failing Polish Math, sigh man.

no pics in red dress

Fotos or it isn't red and you didn't dress, no and no ma'am!

averaged Many.Many mph which is not bad.

Except in Polish Math class, oj sigh.

[JIJourney 96]

yay

[TBoneTX 45,361]

1. hubs got a new job at a restaurant today! He starts on Monday. Very excited for him.

2. we're moving tomorrow.

1. Yay, Part Many and D-Hueso*, si ma'am and man!

2. I wish you both a truly moving experience, whee ma'am.

*Official name for Diego-Bone, see man.

YAY YAY MANY!!!

Correct Polish Math, according to the Professor, see ma'am.

Well Officially Day Many.

I learn I'm about a week away from hitting that major milestone, so I'm happy. Lets see what she does when she learns that I've hit the milestone.. [apologies to sound vague but hey ! ]

Glad that it has taken you a mere Many days, vague Bro D.

Congrats and yays to all the happy posts/folks. Today was a crapfest, so I am glad to see uplifting, happy stuff.

It's what's known as crapfestivities, see ma'am.

1. His knee is a bit sore from the steering wheel

2. Well I'm off to bed while the little ones are asleep!

1. Sue the baastards, $i ma'am.

2. They won't both stay asleep, no and no zzz ma'am.

Edited July 24, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,361]

Wednesday back-report, see man:

Worked 2 hours; left for doc. Saw regular GP, whose specialty happens to be sports medicine, si man.

Doc heard entire history and report of symptoms, hear man.

Doc had us (me and our left leg) perform some motor tests, wriggle man.

We (me and left leg) passed motor tests, whee man.

Doc pronounced diagnosis of "sensory" sciatica, pronounce man.

Of the two varieties of sciatica ("motor" the other), this is the one to have if one must have one, see man.

It's more predictably and readily recoverable-from than is "motor" sciatica, whee man.

Doc shot us with Toradol (double dose of Many mg) and prescribed pills for same, si man.

Doc said that the follow-on pills were the missing part to the previous therapy, skip man.

I am to take one every Many hours until they're gone, see man.

Relief should be immediate, he said, whee and no ouch man.

If this fails, there's a Plan B through Z and beyond, B through Z man.

I shall take first pill before bed tonight, whee man.

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Tyre report, wheel man:

After doc, drove to tyre shop, an independent outfit.

Walked in door at Many:Many p.m., hi man.

Was told to pull T-B.-mobile around back into bay, drive man.

Pulled T-B.-mobile into carport bay, obedient man, amidst sweaty Mexican tyre-preparers, si man.

Manager met us and pulled the desired Many tyres off the shelf, si man.

The tyres, as agreed, were Maxxis MA-T1 Escapade, si man.

The size, as agreed, was PMany/Many/RMany, precise man.

Was floored by speed & efficiency of the Tyre-Mexicans, wow man.

In answer to my query, chief Tyre-Mexican said that my old tyres were long-dead, croak man.

Just Many minutes (2x2x2x2x2+2+2) after arriving, paid $Many & drove off, Speedy Gonzalez man.

Gave both thumbs up to Tyre-Mexicans, si man, who appreciated it, si men.

Chain tyre-shops couldn't hold a candle to this place, unchained man.

Complimented manager on speed & price, si man.

He said that the chains complained that he was cutting into their business, see man.

He tells them that they must compete with him on price & service, see and $i man.

I will recommend them to everyone whom I know, refer man.

Drive-out price was only $Many (incl. tyres, valve stems, balancing, mounting) + tax, fair man.

Drive to casa was .2 mile, turn, drive only Many miles straight on same road, easy man.

New tyres were made in Thailand, interesting man.

They have a Many treadwear rating, A temperature, A traction, ManyT, si man.

Am very proud of my Many new tyres, whee man.

Mrs. T-B., being a chica, cannot comprehend the euphoria conferred by getting/having new tyres, no man.

Conversely, Mini-B., when shown new tyres, exclaimed, "Wowwwww!", wee man.

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Was permitted celebratory/necessary nap by Mrs. T-B., she and zzz man.

Napped like a dead thing for Many minutes (hour & a half), zzz man.

Awoke to alarm to discover zonked-out, corpulent feline at side, zzz and miu man.

Feline exactly resembled an exploded pillow, furry man.

Got in a tummy-rub before she was fully conscious, fluffy man.

Edited July 24, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,361]

After nap, dished & de-dished the warsher, si man.

Dishing & de-dishing chiefly consisted of Manyyyyy silverware items fouled by Mrs. T-B., she man.

Back held up OK, no ouch man.

Serviced cat, miu man.

Back held up OK during water-changing and brushing, no ouch man.

Shall now prep (incl. proper back-pill) and hopefully zzz, man.

Mornin', Commie-babes!