One, Two... Many Rants

[NikLR 13,227]

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine ?

On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.....

Maybe when they buy stupid Porsches like a Cayenne or Panamera... I like Porsche a lot better than BMW, Audi, or Merc. Or worse, range rover (shudder...ugh) or Hummer. Sigh, the list of cars driven by morons with too much money or pricks is huge. I really miss my Jeep right now. The toyota Yaris hatchback isn't my cup o tea.

[NikLR 13,227]

Ah well.. what would a mid 30 year old female know about a male midlife crisis anyhow. I left my ex before he could have one.

[SAT 9,609]

Ah well.. what would a mid 30 year old female know about a male midlife crisis anyhow. I left my ex before he could have one.

<shrugs>

And, bad Niki!

And all I know is....man....I'm too young to have a midlife crisis.....

[TBoneTX 45,329]

And I've read those Many pages I missed in 2 HOURS yesterday, oj tak!

Industrious Asia! Industrious, INDUSTRIOUS Asia!

LOL hope you were not in too much pain to get a good laugh out of that.

I nodded solemnly at his wise observation, wee man, and winced from having nodded, ouch man.

off to a meeting with the lawyer....wish me luck ? I don't know...sigh

LPoP and unread, but, hypothetically, if Jada were off to caucus with a lawyer, I and we should wish her luck, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Burnt my legs. Ouchie.

Nice legs, Niki-Bone. More fotos or they didn't happen, no man.

I hate to say this....but I think Niki's feet are at least Many times nicer than Wacko's feet.......

I hate to say this, but you failed Polish Math yet again, sigh man.

gawd im so nervous for this interview. want the job so bad, and that's never a good sign. can't want it too much.

Butterflies in the stomach, huh ma'am? Get them to fly in formation, si ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Should take Many days could be up to Many.

Then what are you worried about, huh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,329]

I know I don't cook anything Italian, and neither does my wife obviously.

Hang out at the mall, find someone named Vinnie or Guido, and cook him, see man.

your wife should just bring whatever she was going to make, be a rebel. go against the grain !

Exactly, si man -- precisely what could or would the boss do about it, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Italian is super easy to cook - just look up a recipe for chicken parmesan or veal parmesan or baked ziti. Baked ziti might be easier for a larger scale.

Perhaps true, but I would seize this opportunity to dismiss the decrees of a short-sighted, Peter-Principled bully-boss, see ma'am.

Just the worst day I've had since July of 200Many.

Calendar correction, see man; sorry to make your day even worse, sigh man.

1. Day you married Tiff?

2. isn't going to cost that much, maybe $Many [...] I guess we are Many'rd on the list for a rainy day.

1. Where's the +Many button, huh ma'am?

2. Sounds like good news, hear ma'am.

The day I broke up with another woman to commit to Tiff lol

Sigh, man.

Or moving to Asia and opening a house of ill repute.

I thought that Asia was a Polish accountant, which is purportedly a position of good repute, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

A yacht, a giant yacht full of rubias in bikinis.

Good idea made even better, whee man.

His current boat when running always seems to be full of girls in bikinis.

Fotos or they're imaginary rubias, see man.

You need a quest. Go look for Moby #######.

In a rowboat with a harpoon and a jar of tartar sauce? Whale of an idea, si man.

No, it's been building up for some time. Career, marriage, I have to find a happy median. Otherwise I'm going to go nuts.

Right now, I need a cave. A plane, or a boat....

Or an itinerary to do something completely different and out of usual character, such as an itinerary for Saturday to visit GSs, seriously man. This is Many% serious, si man.

Ooo -- a Commie-babe and her +1 inventory are on! Mornin', Asia!

Edited July 17, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

Ooo -- a Commie-babe and her +1 inventory are on! Mornin', Asia!

Mornin' T-B!

Why are you up so late?

Can't you sleep because of your back?

Edited July 17, 2014 by Asia

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Birthday report, age man:

Awoke in pain and stagger-limped into bathroom; ingested 2 steroid pills; felt a bit better, ouch man.

Went to work; pain relapse; took daytime Vicodin, whee and zzz man.

Had rough, dreary day, sigh man. Pain relapse; popped second daytime Vicodin, zzz man.

Fielded call from Mini-B., who expressed excitement about party in eve, wee man.

Was last one out of office for second consecutive day, sigh man.

Mrs. T-B. had dining-room table laid out in party style, she man.

In consummately good taste, she used the Avatar-themed party supplies (recent GS for $1), she man.

Dinner included the following, see man:

-- quartered tuna-salad sandwiches on wheat bread, si man;

-- large, round Mexican taco-cheaps from the dollar store, with avocado dip, si man;

-- Dr Pepper for Mini-B. & me; wine for Mrs. T-B., tipsy ma'am;

-- homemade, square, Many-inch x Many-inch chocolate cake, si man.

Dinner largely spent relighting candles for Mini-B. to blow out, wee man.

Dinner frequently interrupted by Mrs. T-B.'s taking "selfie" fotos with me in them, sigh man.

Exhausted Mini-B. vacillated between congenial interest, grumpiness, & tablet computer, wee man.

Needy cat stropped legs under table, miu man.

Cards included several, all bought at Dollar Tree or similar, cheap-is-just-as-good-as-Hallmark man.

After dinner, was allowed nap. Overslept late TV news AGAIN, zzz man.

Awoke; stagger-limped down to dish the warsher & make week's remaining lunches, ordinary man.

Sat at computer; cat drops fuzzy pompom and lobbies for participation therewith, miu man.

Played Fuzzy Pompom with needy cat, miu and ouch man.

Sat at computer; cat drops fuzzy pompom and lobbies for participation therewith, miu man.

Played Fuzzy Pompom with needy cat again, miu and ouch man.

Sat at computer; cat drops fuzzy pompom and lobbies for participation therewith, miu man.

Played Fuzzy Pompom with needy cat yet again, miu and ouch man.

Sat at computer; cat drops fuzzy pompom and wrapper at feet, miu man.

Played Fuzzy Pompom and Wrappers with needy cat, miu and ouch man.

At 2:Many a.m., must de-dish the warsher, possibly re-service cat, and prep & zzz, man.

Cat has just again dropped wrapper at feet, miu and sigh man.

It is wrong to ignore children who want their parents, see man.

Sigh and miu and ouch, man.

[Asia 2,498]

Birthday report, age man:

Sigh and miu and ouch, man.

That was such a painful birthday, T-B!

I'm almost scared to wish you a happy birthday

Hopefully you'll be able to sleep Many hours without pain tonight!

[TBoneTX 45,329]

1. Mornin' T-B!

2. Why are you up so late?

Many. Can't you sleep because of your back?

1. Mornin', good, GOOD Asia!

2. Read above, see ma'am.

Many. Not for 2 weeks now, oj nie, soon to be Many weeks, oj ouch.

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Oh -- in good news, was able amidst hectic day to phone Many used-tyre (we use the British spelling, GodSaveTheQueen man) places to learn what they have, and prices thereof, to suit the T-B.-mobile, cheap man. Hope to score Many (2 + 2) tyres with at least Many% tread left on them for a fraction of the price of new tyres, whee man. One place quoted $Many per tyre, including balancing & installation; another place did even better, quoting only $Many per tyre, including balancing & installation, whee man. At either emporium, drive-out price should not even exceed $Many, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

1. That was such a painful birthday, T-B!

2. I'm almost scared to wish you a happy birthday

Many. Hopefully you'll be able to sleep Many hours without pain tonight!

1. Oj tak and oj ouch.

2. Feel any way that you want to, but assign Many +1 bonuses to my immortal stuff, oj tak.

Many. If I stay up any later, there might not be even Many hours left during which to sleep, with or without ouch man.

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Mornin', other Commie-babe and Singapura-babes, +1 inventory man!

Cat prep heap-strong-medicine zzz, man.