One, Two... Many Rants

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Just the worst day I've had since July of 2008.

Day you married Tiff?

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Our structural repair supposedly isn't going to cost that much, maybe $2000 including the drywalling? We have to wait a few weeks though, I guess we are third on the list for a rainy day.

[Darnell 8,478]

cary -

tell yer wife to make noodles of any kind.

then drain, dose with cold water.

then put on italian dressing.

then put in fridge.

toss right before eating.

[this noodle-riffic bachelor cooking tip brought to you by the letter J]

[SAT 9,609]

Day you married Tiff?

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Our structural repair supposedly isn't going to cost that much, maybe $2000 including the drywalling? We have to wait a few weeks though, I guess we are third on the list for a rainy day.

The day I broke up with another woman to commit to Tiff lol

Edited July 16, 2014 by SAT

[Merrytooth 5,748]

I've told her she should just bring french bread. We can just buy that.

Yah, french bread to go with your expensive $$$ olive oil dip

[SAT 9,609]

is this the part where I gotta run out and buy a corvette to curb my midlife crisis.....?

[Darnell 8,478]

is this the part where I gotta run out and buy a corvette to curb my midlife crisis.....?

alternatively, change out the boat motor to something with more horsepower.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

is this the part where I gotta run out and buy a corvette to curb my midlife crisis.....?

If buying a corvette (where will you drive it in NYC?) is code word for "getting a hot mistress and putting her up in an apartment", then yes.

[Caryh 5,206]

Italian is super easy to cook - just look up a recipe for chicken parmesan or veal parmesan or baked ziti. Baked ziti might be easier for a larger scale.

Pulled a recipe for ziti, I might make that for her to take.

Yah, french bread to go with your expensive $$$ olive oil dip

We've got the expensive olive oil, even some infused olive oil.

[SAT 9,609]

alternatively, change out the boat motor to something with more horsepower.

The boat has twin 360s already.....

[Caryh 5,206]

If buying a corvette (where will you drive it in NYC?) is code word for "getting a hot mistress and putting her up in an apartment", then yes.

Or moving to Asia and opening a house of ill repute.

The boat has twin 360s already.....

What good did that do you when you ventured into the open ocean?

[SAT 9,609]

Twin 360s? She does very well offshore....she's a deep V, 2 tanks, 300 gallons. 55 gallon fresh water. Can stay out a couple of days. Tho I haven't been offshore for awhile.....

[Caryh 5,206]

Twin 360s? She does very well offshore....she's a deep V, 2 tanks, 300 gallons. 55 gallon fresh water. Can stay out a couple of days. Tho I haven't been offshore for awhile.....

You needs a bigger boat, one that can run with the cargo ships.

[SAT 9,609]

You needs a bigger boat, one that can run with the cargo ships.

I do wanna look around.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

You needs a bigger boat, one that can run with the cargo ships.

A yacht, a giant yacht full of women in bikinis.

[NikLR 13,227]

His current boat when running always seems to be full of girls in bikinis.