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TBoneTX   45,329

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1. The Dane just failed the Minnesota written test by one question.

2. Sounds harder than my written test in NY that had like Many questions.

Many. With my luck, I'll fail too.

1. The important question is: "Why doesn't Iowa slide into Missouri, huh man?" (Answer: "Because Minnesota sucks, see man.")

2. You obviously failed like Many questions, see ma'am.

Many. You already failed Polish Math for this term, so why not keep up the momentum?

Tell the Dane that he has met his match, see man:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/

well teach him how to spell his name for goodness sakes......

Maybe he's better at Polish Math than his wife is, si man.

he didn't know what the limit was on dollar value for having to report accidents

Even I know that. The answer is, of course, $Many.

Did you miss me?

Hmmmph, oj tak.

TBoneX is having pain because commie Asia is not here to give him many many +1

Hmmmph, oj tak.

"TBoneX" sounds like an overhyped household cleanser, hmmm man...

Poor T-B

LPoP and unread, but you don't know the half of it, oj nie. Hmmmph!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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TBoneTX   45,329

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Crappie!

Reported!!!!!!!

Don't you dare me Mister, or I might do it next time!

Oj tak, Dear; oj nie, Dear; whatever you say, Dear.

I'll try to catch up, but there's TOO MANY pages!

Wimp, see ma'am. When I took the Many days off in March, I came back to Many pages, all of which I read in ONE day, oj tak!

looks like a giant vole

Maybe it's vole-unteering to help you unpack, see ma'am.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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We have bunnies in nyc. They're called rats.

Ciudad de Nueva York +Many, Civilized Places 0, si man.

How many rats you got?

You answered your own question, see ma'am: Many rats.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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pelvic thrusts

In my condition, just the reading of that term has emergently put me in the hospital, ouch man.

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Back-report, see and sigh and ouch man:

Awoke after less than Many hours of sleep; took a Tylenol Many; still lay there squirming in pain, but none of the rest of the body hurt, no man.

Admired various patterns of throbbing for Many hours till almost-alarm time, no zzz man.

Got up and limp-staggered (new dance move) into bathroom; braced self; gulped two steroid pills.

Steroid pills had less effect than on previous morn, sigh and ouch man.

Took bottle of "daytime Vicodin" (like "military intelligence" or "jumbo shrimp"?) to work, whee man.

Popped one before mid-morning was past midpoint, ouch man.

Nearly fell sound asleep barely half an hour later, zzz man.

Popped second one before mid-afternoon was past midpoint, ouch man.

Warshed it down with coffee, no zzz man.

Had hellish day and worked an hour late, grrr man.

Was too late and too close to drive-time to pop Many'rd pill, sigh and ouch man.

Went to Many Cents Only (store where everything is .01 cent less than a dollar, see man); spent $Many.

Bought mostly "bolos" (freezer-pops) for MIni-B., wee man.

Bought dollar jars of coffee to dump into larger empty jar, thus saving $Many, whee man.

Strained back in looking/reaching for jars "now Many.Many ounces!" vs. merely Many ounces, ouch man.

At casa, this dialogue ensued, see man:

Mini-B.: Daddy's back hurt?

T-B.: Daddy's back still hurts.

Mini-B.: Mini-Bone want to see.

Mini-B. [lifts T-B.'s shirt, inspects transdermal Lidocaine patch]: Wowwwww! That's a BIG hurt!

Will have even more of a hellish day on Wednesday, sigh man.

Will return to casa to who-knows-what festivities, sigh man.

It must at least involve a one-candle cupcake for Mini-B.'s sake (he likes birthday parties), wee man.

If presents are given, one should be a box containing Many rubias, si man.

Mrs. T-B. will probably not gift this, no man, so we must intercept the Amazon.com delivery, si man.

No nap tonight, no zzz man, so less backache than might be, less ouch man.

However, cat has re-brought wrapper to our feet, miu man.

"Wrappers" itself not super-painful game, no man.

However, cat insists on wet-nose nuzzle of Daddy's hand after every toss, see man.

This means double the bending, ouch man.

Cat prep (heap-strong medicine) little zzz, sigh and ouch man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Mornin', Commie-babes and possibly Singapuras and your aggregated +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Wella, wella... wish a Singapura mornin', and one shows up. Exciting AOS news, whee ma'am!

Mornin', Commie-babes and other Singapura, and everyone's +1 inventory, si man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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At casa, this dialogue ensued, see man:

Mini-B.: Daddy's back hurt?

T-B.: Daddy's back still hurts.

Mini-B.: Mini-Bone want to see.

Mini-B. [lifts T-B.'s shirt, inspects transdermal Lidocaine patch]: Wowwwww! That's a BIG hurt!

LOL hope you were not in too much pain to get a good laugh out of that.

AOS case status moved to testing and interview! looks like no interview waiver for me. exciting. :P

What type of fishy evidence did you send??? Are you stoked up for it?

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

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off to a meeting with the lawyer....wish me luck ? I don't know...sigh

GC received on the 28th of February, 2014 - no interview, no additional RFE's

Divorced as of September, 2014

NOA1 for ROC 14 October, 2014

Life goes on, my ex-husband is a moron.

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Burnt my legs. Ouchie.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d157/nikildun/Mobile%20Uploads/20140716_075856.jpg

Dunno how big da photo is.

Burnt from ankle to thigh, but only that one side. Gonna wait dor it to stop hurting before attempting to even out the legs.

off to a meeting with the lawyer....wish me luck ? I don't know...sigh

You'll be fine. It sucks but it is what it is.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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dun wanna go ta work......

dun with what?

Then go to work you lazy Marklar

off to a meeting with the lawyer....wish me luck ? I don't know...sigh

Why would you need luck? sounds like an open and shut case, you want out as he's never put the slightest effort into his marriage.

Burnt my legs. Ouchie.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d157/nikildun/Mobile%20Uploads/20140716_075856.jpg

Dunno how big da photo is.

Burnt from ankle to thigh, but only that one side. Gonna wait dor it to stop hurting before attempting to even out the legs.

You'll be fine. It sucks but it is what it is.

framed in photobucket, so fits fine.

Is that a sun burn or you burn them some other way?

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

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