One, Two... Many Rants

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Tiff? Tiff is pretty hot.....

haven't you guys seen a good pic of her?

Yep, she is pretty and has a good survival instinct.

If you guys don't hear from me tomorrow it is probably because I died under a pile of moving boxes.

Edited July 13, 2014 by N-o-l-a

[SAT 9,609]

Yep, she is pretty and has a good survival instinct.

If you guys don't hear from me tomorrow it is probably because I died under a pile of moving boxes.

can you will me something first?

um....how bout.....um.....your bicycle?

[Jacque67 7,328]

Oh yeah, that's only for outta towners......

I just got done hosing down the cars and watering the garden

Tiff? Tiff is pretty hot.....

haven't you guys seen a good pic of her?

Only to you Frenchy......

Tiff has a shelf bra or 2.....

um....actually, I've stumbled (and continue to stumble) across 1 or 2 such lasses.....

But I digress too lol

No I haven't seen a photo of her.

There is a famous actor in Japan who in latter years has gained a reputation as a great chef. When asked why he took up this hobby he said it was because he had come to realise that beautiful women can't cook.

So quit the complaining! You are paying to be associated with beauty!!!!!! N

[TBoneTX 45,329]

underwear

Who the dickens would buy underwear at Macy's when it can be found so much more fiscally responsibly elsewhere, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,329]

didn't pre-book a rental car

Geez... who does this, huh man?

would you guys buy a deep purple 100% italian lambskin trench coat at goodwill?

Depends on how much GW is asking, see ma'am.

This local store is awesome.

http://www.c21stores.com/?cm_mmc=MSN_BR-_-EST+2408+Core-Br-_-C21+Core-_-century+21+department+store_Phrase

Century Many?

[TBoneTX 45,329]

1. i ended up getting it...

2. it was $29.90 ($Many) but it was green tagged and it's 50% (Many%) off green tagged items week so, $15 (also $Many, but less)

Many. i may try to resell it

1. Oj nie, ma'am!

2. Many% off? Oj tak, ma'am!

Many. Where's the +Many button, huh ma'am?

so...any of you guys want a deep purple leather jacket? free shipping worldwide! only $Many

I won't pay you $Many, but I will pay you $Many, si ma'am. Is that offer acceptable>

1. Tarklar will take it for 2 bucks

2. I think Tiff is getting nervous about other chicks around me.....

Many. She paid for my shopping spree hehehe......

Many. And why, May I ask, are you up at Many?

1. You have no idea what I'll take for 2 or Many bucks, clueless man.

2. The facial scars came out that well, huh man?

Many. Has she learned to cook or to put you ahead of her family?

Many. Time corrected, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Oh Goodies ! We're up to page Many ! Yay !

Page-count corrected, see man.

If you guys don't hear from me tomorrow it is probably because I died under a pile of moving boxes.

Why were the boxes moving and not stationary, huh ma'am?

You can't die without a death permit. I can sell you one for a mere $Many, whee ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Saturday GS report, see man:

Went to bed at Many:Many a.m., zzz man, and slept straight through until Many:Many a.m., when pain made itself known, ouch man; however, it wasn't at suicide level as it had been. Remained awake for a couple more hours (squirming but not thrashing) until just before the alarm was to go off at Many:Many a.m. Shut it off beforehand to spare the zzz-ings of Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B., she and wee man. Arose with moderate limping, ingested last remaining pair of steroid pills and a Many-mg Motrin, and was very nearly back to normal thereafter, whee man.

Hit Many GSs (all on the itinerary plus one found via signage), si man. The haul, see man:

$1 = queen sheets, 2 pillowcases (flannel)*

$1 = full sheets, 1 pillowcase (Martha Stewart)*

$1 = complete set of "Avatar" party cups/napkins/plates

$Many = 2 trucks & a Polo shirt for Mini-B.; Dickies slacks w/dry-cleaner tag still on**

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$Many = total, whee man.

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*From same GS as other sheets, si man

**From whacko-ad GS discussed earlier, si man (husband as congenial as the wife, he/she man)

Mini-B. was thrilled with his new trucks, wee man. I was pleased to fit into the Dickies slacks, which, at a waist-size of Many inches, would have been impossible just months ago, slim man.

Back-report, see man:

Back held up acceptably during GS-ing, whee man. Upon my return to take Mini-B. to his swimming class, Mrs. T-B. said that I had the option, because she had activities for Mini-B. afterwards. I opted out this time, pressing Mrs. T-B. for a grocery list, which was miraculously provided. Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. left, bye man.

The back still held up OK, so I contemplated the much-needed mowing of the lawn. No lawn-service Central Americans were in sight, no man. I ingested another Many-mg Motrin. With the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile uncharacteristically out of the garage, I was able to get to the edger, which promptly fired up upon being given fresh gas. I edged the driveway & back patio with no ill physical effect, si and no man. I then contemplated the much-needed mowing of the front lawn, see man.

This mowing was difficult (ratty mower, high grass), but there was no back pain, no ouch man. I contemplated the much-needed mowing of the back lawn, see man.

This mowing was even more difficult (ratty mower, high grass, increasing heat/humidity, no clouds), but there was no back pain, no ouch man. Had to take Many lengthy breaks. Of course, the only clouds appeared when I was sitting exhaustedly or was inside the casa, Murphy's Law man. Was bitten by only one hormiga del fuego, ouch man.

Finished job & blow-leafing, downed a bit more than half a gallon of Gatorade, staggered upstairs, showered, and lay down on bed under ceiling-fan to cool off, sweat man. Fell asleep around 2 p.m., zzz man. Mrs. T-B. came in about an hour (at Many p.m.), disapprovingly stated, "I saw what you did," and recommended that I repair to the spare room for a real nap, zzz man. This I did, with cat, miu man. Slept 2 hours until Many p.m., zzz man.

Awoke in more-than-moderate pain (from lying down). Ingested another Many-mg Motrin. Went out to one supermarket, to warsh the T-B.-mobile, and to Aldi Foods, industrious man. Spent $Many at Aldi. Returned; unloaded trunkful of purchases; put purchases away; ate first food of day (dessicated leftovers). Back aching noticeably, ouch and sigh man.

Thread-Laundress report (Saturday version), see man:

Warshed kitchen rags & lawn apparel, gross man.

Warshed newly purchased sheets/pillowcases, backache man.

Dished the warsher and must now de-dish it, ouch and sigh man.

Cat has given up on prospect of being played Wrappers with, miu and sigh man. Back is throbbing. Shall de-dish aforementioned warsher, then otherwise cat, then prep (including the ingestion of heap-strong medicine), then hopefully zzz, man. Mornin', Commie-babe(s)!

Edited July 13, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Darnell 8,478]

why you not get in for the needles, Tark? Wassup ?

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Can't spare the time, Bro D -- crunch at work, see and sigh man.

[Darnell 8,478]

most needle places open till 10 PM.

in other news - Baba Ji has returned.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Probably not covered under health plan, no and $igh man.

Nuked just now, bye man.

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Off-logging nowish, c u man.

[SAT 9,609]

Who the dickens would buy underwear at Macy's when it can be found so much more fiscally responsibly elsewhere, huh man?

Oh yes lemme do a Tark and go rummage thru a garage sale and get some used panties......

[oohpartiv 484]

I get all four of my wisdom teeth taken out on Friday. I'm terrified but it's gotta be done.

Also, took hubs to the aquarium yesterday. He really enjoyed himself, and took lots of pictures. It was nice to get out of the house and do something fun.

Did I mention we'll be getting our own apartment in September? Finally!!

[kitthekat 1,317]

I get all four of my wisdom teeth taken out on Friday. I'm terrified but it's gotta be done.

Also, took hubs to the aquarium yesterday. He really enjoyed himself, and took lots of pictures. It was nice to get out of the house and do something fun.

Did I mention we'll be getting our own apartment in September? Finally!!

woohoo congrats on the apartment!

and don't stress too much about the wisdom teeth...the injection to numb your mouth hurts the most, and that's just a little ant bite. then you'll be in pain-free bliss until the anesthetic wears off