Black militant flag

[Teddy B 17,252]

Peanut butter is great on a bagel, especially on a blueberry bagel. My bagel snob friends think it's crazy.

Philadelphia makes a blueberry cream cheese spread that's pretty good. I'm a blueberry nut, so anything with blueberries is good by me.

[Operator 1,927]

Peanut butter and blueberries are the favorite foods of Black Iraqi Militants.

It's a fact.

[GandD 5,966]

Black Iraqi militants are the favorite food of peanut butter and blueberries.

[Teddy B 17,252]

Mmmmmm oatmeal raisin cookie!

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

I was watching TV while my bagel was being toasted at work. They had it on a local news channel. A headline popped up at the bottom - this is to the best of my recollection - "Black militant flags spotted flying over largest oil refinery".

My first thought was about those Black Panthers in Philadelphia. Holy #######, they took over an oil refinery. 40-50 years after their peak, they finally threw down on White America. Good for them.

But then the screen changed and they showed an image of the black militant flag. It turned out, the flag was black. Not the militants. The militants were ISIS and the story was about Iraq.

Silly local news channel.

Is getting your Bagel toasted at work a Euphemism ?

[mota bhai 2,675]

No.

[Teddy B 17,252]

Is getting your Bagel toasted at work a Euphemism ?

It's always accompanied with a reach around.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Oh you're crazy. Peas are delicious. Yesterday the wife made me a pulled chicken sandwich and topped it with garlic sauteed rapini. It was fantastic.

You ever notice how highbrows put fancy words in front of the food to make it sound better

A gently browned succulent breast of hormone free, free range chicken

Still just some pan cooked yard pimp

[mota bhai 2,675]

I had to google yard pimp.

[GandD 5,966]

I had to google yard pimp.

Me too.

[MyLittlePony 340]

Did your bagel get burned?

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Me too.

You poor guys have no experience in black culture.

[GandD 5,966]

You poor guys have no experience in black culture.

I know instead of saying "Yes, I am aware of what you are discussing" you're supposed to say "I know dat"

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

I know instead of saying "Yes, I am aware of what you are discussing" you're supposed to say "I know dat"

Dat is actually more southern colloquial than black slang Aint and dat are staples of my brilliant grammatical repertory

[GandD 5,966]

Dat is actually more southern colloquial than black slang Aint and dat are staples of my brilliant grammatical repertory

Ain't for sure. I disagree with "dat" Real white southerners say "thaaayat"