Black militant flag

[mota bhai 2,675]

I was watching TV while my bagel was being toasted at work. They had it on a local news channel. A headline popped up at the bottom - this is to the best of my recollection - "Black militant flags spotted flying over largest oil refinery".

My first thought was about those Black Panthers in Philadelphia. Holy #######, they took over an oil refinery. 40-50 years after their peak, they finally threw down on White America. Good for them.

But then the screen changed and they showed an image of the black militant flag. It turned out, the flag was black. Not the militants. The militants were ISIS and the story was about Iraq.

Silly local news channel.

[Teddy B 17,252]

Be sure to load that bagel up with cream cheese and post a pic of it here so GandD can curse you.

[mota bhai 2,675]

Light cream cheese. I now have that annoying low-fat-food aftertaste in my mouth which I will need to rectify with a donut.

[Teddy B 17,252]

Light cream cheese is almost as bad as eating vegetables. I ate some peas once and needed 3 large pepperoni pizzas with a steak bomb chaser to get the vile taste out of my mouth.

[mota bhai 2,675]

That's a lot. Coulda just had a fried twinkie.

[Teddy B 17,252]

That's a lot. Coulda just had a fried twinkie.

Werd, but I figured what the hell, I'm married.

[GandD 5,966]

Light cream cheese. I now have that annoying low-fat-food aftertaste in my mouth which I will need to rectify with a donut.

Isn't that the truth. I got splenda ####### taste now.

[GandD 5,966]

Light cream cheese is almost as bad as eating vegetables. I ate some peas once and needed 3 large pepperoni pizzas with a steak bomb chaser to get the vile taste out of my mouth.

Oh you're crazy. Peas are delicious. Yesterday the wife made me a pulled chicken sandwich and topped it with garlic sauteed rapini. It was fantastic.

[mota bhai 2,675]

Isn't that the truth. I got splenda ####### taste now.

I'll split this donut with you.

[Peikko 1,575]

I would suggest that you eat a small amount of the real thing than substitute to these ####### concoctions that probably are more harmful than the real thing.

[GandD 5,966]

I'll split this donut with you.

Half donuts is sometimes on the weekend talk.

[mota bhai 2,675]

I would suggest that you eat a small amount of the real thing than substitute to these ####### concoctions that probably are more harmful than the real thing.

I sometimes have a bagel without anything on it. That's good too, but the bagel has to be just the right consistency.

[Peikko 1,575]

This is getting ridiculous. I am not using swear words, I am using good English words to make a specific point. Stupid, stupid filters!

[mota bhai 2,675]

Half donuts is sometimes on the weekend talk.

I said I'll split it, i didn't say I'll give you half. GTFO.

This is getting ridiculous. I am not using swear words, I am using good English words to make a specific point. Stupid, stupid filters!

"Family friendly"

It is code for "stupid".

[Peikko 1,575]

I sometimes have a bagel without anything on it. That's good too, but the bagel has to be just the right consistency.

Fresh from the bakery? Anything that leaves you with a nasty aftertaste simply can't be good for you. Fake sugar, fake fat, fake oil, all leave nasty, nasty tastes. A little of the real thing goes a long, long way