Male panda too fat to have sex

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Edit to above post...boy I'm tired...

Anybody else stuck with a mental image of a decidedly male weathervane.

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Steven_and_Jinky,

I've seen more than a few human couples who fit this description and have sometimes wondered how they do it. (And why they'd want to.)

Then there's the 5'2" 100 lb Thai women running around with 6' and up 250 lb (and up) western men, and you wonder how the girls avoid being crushed to death. My mother-in-law was so relieved when she saw that I'm a Charles Atlas 'before' model.

Yodrak

...poor guy.

Associated Press

BANGKOK, Thailand - Chuang Chuang the Panda is just too heavy to have sex.

Thai authorities have put him on a strict diet as part of a long-running campaign to get him to mate with female partner Lin Hui at the Chiang Mai Zoo in northern Thailand.

"Chuang Chuang is gaining weight too fast and we found Lin Hui is no longer comfortable with having sex with him," said the zoo's chief veterinarian, Kanika Limtrakul, adding that Chuang Chuang weighed 331 pounds while Lin Hui is only 253 pounds.

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Charles Atlas before model? Is that more like the guy who'd get sand kicked in his face by the Charles Atlas now model?

They have held a mock wedding, announced plans to separate the two to spark a little romance and even talked of introducing panda porn - videos of other pandas mating - to get the pair in the mood.

That made me blink too. I think rubbing his nose in her essence when she's in heat would probably be more effective.

does that work for you?

Sometimes just a slight change of wind is all it takes for me, Charles. Involuntary abstinence does wonders.

You sound like my horndog fiancé. I mention something innocuous: I am wearing jeans, or went for a walk, and all of a sudden he's whimpering because I'm a tease and far away.

We must be from the same bloodline (your fiance and I)... you had me at jeans.

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They have held a mock wedding, announced plans to separate the two to spark a little romance and even talked of introducing panda porn - videos of other pandas mating - to get the pair in the mood.

That made me blink too. I think rubbing his nose in her essence when she's in heat would probably be more effective.

does that work for you?

Sometimes just a slight change of wind is all it takes for me, Charles. Involuntary abstinence does wonders.

um, steven, if you're getting a "change of wind" while your nose is there, that's not a good thing