Male panda too fat to have sex

[one...two...tree 2,762]

...poor guy.

Associated Press

BANGKOK, Thailand - Chuang Chuang the Panda is just too heavy to have sex.

Thai authorities have put him on a strict diet as part of a long-running campaign to get him to mate with female partner Lin Hui at the Chiang Mai Zoo in northern Thailand.

"Chuang Chuang is gaining weight too fast and we found Lin Hui is no longer comfortable with having sex with him," said the zoo's chief veterinarian, Kanika Limtrakul, adding that Chuang Chuang weighed 331 pounds while Lin Hui is only 253 pounds.

As a result, zoo authorities are cutting out bamboo shoots in the daily meal for Chuang Chuang and giving the obese bear only bamboo leaves, Kanika said.

The diet plan is the latest in an unsuccessful and often strange campaign by zoo officials to get the two bears to mate.

They have held a mock wedding, announced plans to separate the two to spark a little romance and even talked of introducing panda porn - videos of other pandas mating - to get the pair in the mood.

Thailand rented Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui from China for $250,000 in October 2003 for 10 years. They are expected to generate millions of dollars in revenues from Thai and foreign tourists.

There are as few as 1,600 giant pandas in the mountain forests of central China, according to the zoo. An additional 120 are in Chinese breeding facilities and zoos, and about 20 live in zoos outside China.

Pandas are threatened by loss of habitat, poaching and a low reproduction rate. Females in the wild normally have a cub once every two to three years.

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/...daSex16-ON.html

[babybunny 2]

the could send his azz to the RAMP.. sling some luggage .. I promise you

he will lose 48 lbs in 3 days..

[one...two...tree 2,762]

the could send his azz to the RAMP.. sling some luggage .. I promise you

he will lose 48 lbs in 3 days..

Sex also burns a lot of calories, but that's where he's in a Catch-22.

[babybunny 2]

the could send his azz to the RAMP.. sling some luggage .. I promise you

he will lose 48 lbs in 3 days..

Sex also burns a lot of calories, but that's where he's in a Catch-22.

he cant have sex. he is to fat.. so send him on the ramp - slinging baggage.

you know international people love to PACK heavy azz bags.. 50lbs or more all the time..

he can work for Air China

[Savanphil 3]

They have held a mock wedding, announced plans to separate the two to spark a little romance and even talked of introducing panda porn - videos of other pandas mating - to get the pair in the mood.

[almaty 19]

that fat f##k

[brnidokiegurl 0]

[babybunny 2]

that fat f##k

dayum it dean stop f##kin cuzzin! lol

[one...two...tree 2,762]

They have held a mock wedding, announced plans to separate the two to spark a little romance and even talked of introducing panda porn - videos of other pandas mating - to get the pair in the mood.

That made me blink too. I think rubbing his nose in her essence when she's in heat would probably be more effective.

Edited January 16, 2007 by Steven_and_Jinky

[Ban Hammer 13,345]

They have held a mock wedding, announced plans to separate the two to spark a little romance and even talked of introducing panda porn - videos of other pandas mating - to get the pair in the mood.

That made me blink too. I think rubbing his nose in her essence when she's in heat would probably be more effective.

does that work for you?

[one...two...tree 2,762]

They have held a mock wedding, announced plans to separate the two to spark a little romance and even talked of introducing panda porn - videos of other pandas mating - to get the pair in the mood.

That made me blink too. I think rubbing his nose in her essence when she's in heat would probably be more effective.

does that work for you?

Sometimes just a slight change of wind is all it takes for me, Charles. Involuntary abstinence does wonders.

[Thingee 0]

Anybody else now stuck with a decidedly male weathervane?

[rebeccajo 14]

You boys are killing me.....

[Yodrak 7]

Steven_and_Jinky,

I've seen more than a few human couples who fit this description and have sometimes wondered how they do it. (And why they'd want to.)

Then there's the 5'2" 100 lb Thai women running around with 6' and up 250 lb (and up) western men, and you wonder how the girls avoid being crushed to death. My mother-in-law was so relieved when she saw that I'm a Charles Atlas 'before' model.

Yodrak

...poor guy.

Associated Press

BANGKOK, Thailand - Chuang Chuang the Panda is just too heavy to have sex.

Thai authorities have put him on a strict diet as part of a long-running campaign to get him to mate with female partner Lin Hui at the Chiang Mai Zoo in northern Thailand.

"Chuang Chuang is gaining weight too fast and we found Lin Hui is no longer comfortable with having sex with him," said the zoo's chief veterinarian, Kanika Limtrakul, adding that Chuang Chuang weighed 331 pounds while Lin Hui is only 253 pounds.

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Edited January 16, 2007 by Yodrak

[Caladan 19]

They have held a mock wedding, announced plans to separate the two to spark a little romance and even talked of introducing panda porn - videos of other pandas mating - to get the pair in the mood.

That made me blink too. I think rubbing his nose in her essence when she's in heat would probably be more effective.

does that work for you?

Sometimes just a slight change of wind is all it takes for me, Charles. Involuntary abstinence does wonders.

You sound like my horndog fiancé. I mention something innocuous: I am wearing jeans, or went for a walk, and all of a sudden he's whimpering because I'm a tease and far away.