Army apologizes for masturbating soldier

[Karee 4,191]

By Coconuts BangkokJune 6, 2014 / 16:29 ICT

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A woman squeezes through a group of army soldiers blocking the BTS Asok platform Sunday. Photo: Zanyasan Tanantpapat

The military has apologized after a soldier assigned to monitor the media decided to put on his own show yesterday.

An unidentified soldier wielding an assault rifle and wearing armor burst into a Channel 9 anchorwoman's dressing room and, before long, pulled out his other gun and began stroking it in front of the terrified woman.

By "other gun" we mean "his #######," and by "stroking it" we mean "stroking it."

Someone ran for help but the uniformed soldier, reportedly attached to the 2nd Infantry Battalion, decided show-and-tell time was over and fled the scene before other soldiers responded to calls for help.

Battalion commander Col. Teerapong Chutinan apologized to the woman and gave her some fruit.

Channel 9, like all television networks, hosts a detachment of soldiers stationed there to monitor their activity.

The army said it's seeking the soldier for disciplining, Khaosod reported.

Source: http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2014/06/06/army-apologizes-masturbating-soldier

At least she got some fruit out of the deal.

[Jacque67 7,328]

What is Coconuts Bangkok ffs?

[Jacque67 7,328]

Addendum. Shouldn't the title be 'for soldier masturbating?'

I clicked on this thread for all the wrong reasons;)

[Hotter Otter 1,211]

"Battalion commander Col. Teerapong Chutinan apologized to the woman and gave her some fruit."

Hope it wasn't a banana

[Darnell 8,479]

wait - isn't there a subsidy that each rank gets for visiting the 'pay-by-the-hour' womens there ? What did that fella do with his money? Buy more bullets?

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

At least she got some fruit out of the deal.

I need to get of VJ and go get some sunshine. My first thought was, "I wonder if he got to finish ".

[Hotter Otter 1,211]

I need to get of VJ and go get some sunshine. My first thought was, "I wonder if he got to finish ".

Maybe you need a cold shower more than sunshine..

[Ban Hammer 13,656]

At least she got some fruit out of the deal.

fruit of the loom?

[Darnell 8,479]

tidy-whities? oh no !

[Operator 1,927]

By "other gun" we mean "his #######," and by "stroking it" we mean "stroking it."

Battalion commander Col. Teerapong Chutinan apologized to the woman and gave her some fruit.

By "fruit" we mean "his #######".

[mota bhai 2,675]

What a great story!