Star Rant, The Empire Strikes Wack

[SAT 9,609]

My folks have now invited my sisters unemployed gay cousin to live with them.....

This guy is the biggest sis east of the Mississippi.....

And he/ she's useless. Sits around all day waiting to eat. Worst than Gump.

Just as well, she can use her own car to shuttle them around all day long. This relieves me from driving for a little while.....

[kitthekat 1,317]

some weird coincidences happening lately...went out to dinner with the in laws yesterday and i saw a girl i knew from uni. didn't know her well, but we did two classes together. then i came home and saw that one of my friends from indonesia is in seattle till the end of june. we are making plans to meet...so happy!

nola...what do the hamster eggs do?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Well, the shot is usually made from the urine of I think pregnant women or hamster eggs, but it is designed to make you release all mature follicles from your ovaries. Normally, you only naturally release the dominant one, but this will release several, thereby upping your chances.

[Novembro 1,763]

All of that sounds really weird, but I hope it works for you.

[kitthekat 1,317]

Well, the shot is usually made from the urine of I think pregnant women or hamster eggs, but it is designed to make you release all mature follicles from your ovaries. Normally, you only naturally release the dominant one, but this will release several, thereby upping your chances.

wow...never knew. fingers crossed for you

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

All of that sounds really weird, but I hope it works for you.

wow...never knew. fingers crossed for you

Thanks ladies. I am so pooped though, I could just sleep and sleep and sleep some more.

[Novembro 1,763]

Well, sleep is brilliant, so I understand.

Oh shitballs I just finished OITNB. Didn't even realize it was the last ep. Kinda disappointed.

[NikLR 13,232]

well that's interesting...

VJ didn't censor shitballs. HRM.

they censor W T F now when you write it all together like #######

[NikLR 13,232]

IN other news, I spent the last 3 hours cleaning my BBQ grill from top to bottom because my husband wouldn't. I get the feeling that this will happen a lot in our lives, where I have learned to take care of things better, so that they last longer, and he just never had anything nice, so never learned, period.

The exception being out computers. I know I don't clean that out often enough.

[NikLR 13,232]

Hey STEVE

Hey DARNELL

Hey TBONE

[Novembro 1,763]

Three hours? Wowza. How do you clean your computer out? I need tips.

We cleaned the entire upstairs top to bottom this afternoon. I really hate cleaning.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

IN other news, I spent the last 3 hours cleaning my BBQ grill from top to bottom because my husband wouldn't. I get the feeling that this will happen a lot in our lives, where I have learned to take care of things better, so that they last longer, and he just never had anything nice, so never learned, period.

Yeah, a good amount of preventative maintenance will help with that, though, Like 10 minutes after each grill and cleanliness achieved!

I like cleaning, I get a zen like experience from it. I dislike cleaning my mother's house, though, because it is not appreciated and dirty again within 24 hours.

[NikLR 13,232]

I guess I expected him to do it. $500 grill. He already broke it within 10 mins of getting it as a present, because he is a silly man on occasion.

[SAT 9,609]

Dog next door bit me in face. Just got back from hospital.....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Dog next door bit me in face. Just got back from hospital.....

You serious? Isn't that the dog you said played with your daughter?