Star Rant, The Empire Strikes Wack

[Darnell 8,479]

Do you guys have any idea how difficult it is to find a 7/8 inch OD marine grade aluminum hollow tube 20 feet long, to bend a bow for a bimini top?

this isn't in stock at the marine supply shoppe next to the Marina ? OH NO ! Must to scavenge !! Or Be a Fook! and use a piece of PVC and bend it with a torch...... hahahahhaaa.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Thanks guys.

Do you guys have any idea how difficult it is to find a 7/8 inch OD marine grade aluminum hollow tube 20 feet long, to bend a bow for a bimini top?

Yes, of course we do, it is as hard as.... ummmmmm.... ummmmmm.....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

OMG local news up here, the girl is stumbling so bad while anchoring....

Maybe they don't have teleprompters or something?

[SAT 9,609]

this isn't in stock at the marine supply shoppe next to the Marina ? OH NO ! Must to scavenge !! Or Be a Fook! and use a piece of PVC and bend it with a torch...... hahahahhaaa.

found it!

OMG local news up here, the girl is stumbling so bad while anchoring....

Maybe they don't have teleprompters or something?

Stop your whining and listen to her talk about the lost dog with a fiddy dollar reward...

[SAT 9,609]

Did I tell you guys that I discovered that I forgot to clean out the frozen bait in the fridge on the boat? And it thawed in the spring? I opened the fridge today and it smelled like a morgue? You ever smell a decomposing body?

[SAT 9,609]

And the fridge is shot.....a marine fridge is like a gazillion dollarz.....

[NikLR 13,232]

OOPS!

on the plus side we got pre-approved.

And saw two homes. very excited. waiting

[SAT 9,609]

OOPS!

on the plus side we got pre-approved.

And saw two homes. very excited. waiting

1- I must now execute my crew.

2- woo hoo! Awesome. Now go buy a house, right now!

[NikLR 13,232]

Don't want to jinx anything.

but cross yer fingers n toes

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

You ever smell a decomposing body?

Yes, I found my neighbor's body after a long while. His cats had ate him. Police officer threw up. It was a magical day.

on the plus side we got pre-approved.

And saw two homes. very excited. waiting

Wheeee, exciting!

[SAT 9,609]

Don't want to jinx anything.

but cross yer fingers n toes

got them crossed for ya.

Hey did you know that California Chrome was an 8,000 dollar horse? It's very interesting lol

Yes, I found my neighbor's body after a long while. His cats had ate him. Police officer threw up. It was a magical day.

Wheeee, exciting!

now why did you break in to your neighbor's house?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

now why did you break in to your neighbor's house?

Door was open.... I had this terrible feeling after we returned home from a long vacation, I just couldn't stop staring at his house and was sitting at the junction between our two houses feeling this strong pull. So I went down to check.

[SAT 9,609]

I wonder what J is doing in Vermont right now....

Alone...

In the middle of the woods....

With no electricity...

in a one room cabin....

With her FIL...

Whom has a fat old wife....

And a useless son....

Door was open.... I had this terrible feeling after we returned home from a long vacation, I just couldn't stop staring at his house and was sitting at the junction between our two houses feeling this strong pull. So I went down to check.

was there any maggots coming outta her eyeballs?

[NikLR 13,232]

Do you really want to know Steve? Really?

[Darnell 8,479]

after seeing the goat carcass here - I ask - no.

just no.