Star Rant, The Empire Strikes Wack

[TBoneTX 45,872]

If J leave Ohio on a fook bus headed for NYC traveling at Many mph. At the same time, Trophie leave NYC headed for Ohio on the very same road, doing Many mph. At the time that their fook buses meet, who is closer to NYC?

Query corrected, see man.

ad nauseum...must have been a distant relative of tarklar.

Why did he advertise nausea, huh ma'am?

English only in the upper forums!

Finally, although still fails Polish math...

the chopping board.

Good for errant husbands, whee ma'am.

Let's play...."quote Tarklar"! "If one is healthy enough to exercise...."

Only if you can get it right, which you haven't, si and no man.

nooo it's "one's healthy enough NOT to exercise, si man!" - heard that one so many times i have it memorised

You have it memorized wrongly, sorry ma'am. Sounds like it's high time to repeat that one, for the benefit of all!

Edited June 5, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,872]

"Mrs TB said I got you cheaps"

Transporting drama from other threads!!!!! Reported!!!!! Also mangled.

"And I laugh about it when she is away with my harem of rubias."

Mangled, sigh ma'am.

"Cat prep man...zzzzz"

Mangled, sigh man.

Ministered to cat and played wrappers.

Non-italics only outside the Italicized forum, see ma'am!

Thread laundress report

Washed 2 dishes

Folded clothes

Sat down to pee and wiped front to rear.....

Jealous, huh man...

Tarklar shall'est be knownst as "2 joke Tark"

That's "Many-Joke Tark" to you, see man.

I'm still waiting for T-bone to change it up one day and write "ministered to wife and played wrappers" and see if anyone notices.

Mrs. T-B. experiences ministration monthly, bleed man.

"Ministered wife, washed cat, bathed dishes. Paid full price for bed sheets and shirt. Bought new tie"...

...checked back into insane-asylum. (Met TOEFLklar there...)

[TBoneTX 45,872]

j and i playing drinking game - each time a girl says "i might actually be dating prince harry!" we gotta throw back a shot.

Who will be more fun sooner, huh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,872]

Must off-log to (pay attention, see man/ma'am) de-dish the warsher, play wrappers with bored cat, brush and otherwise minister to said bored cat, and read local paper for weekend GSs, see man. Mornin', Commie-babe(s)!

[TBoneTX 45,872]

Just answered a wonderful PM and shall now pursue the above lofty goals (albeit they will all be achieved downstairs), c u man.

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

I just got done talking to her. She's gonna get frequent Fook miles on the Fook bus.....

They really have those?

[Asia 2,498]

Thread laundress report

Washed 2 dishes

Folded clothes

Sat down to pee and wiped front to rear.....

You got that wrong, Steve!

It should be : WaRshed

[Asia 2,498]

K, since apparently Linkin Park won't stay in a hotel while being in my city, I don't have to stalk them all over downtown

They're supposed to fly in around 3pm, so maybe I should go there in hope of meeting them there...

Edited June 5, 2014 by Asia

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

oh - i am sad to say -

the parakeet died circa 7:00 PM ... I can only imagine it was from the stress of being confined in a cage with no one to take him out and play with him...

I'm a bit sad - but no one called about the bird...

That sucks, but maybe it was also being outside, even the slightest of chills can make a parakeet ill.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

3 weeks on metformin now and officially 6.5 pounds down.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

So despite getting to the very small airport 10 minutes before boarding began on my flight (and half and hour before take off), they wouldn't let me on. Now I've got to wait in the airport until 2pm. Boooo.

[Caryh 5,206]

Morning folks. Scattered my father's ashes yesterday, as well as my uncles. Many jokes made about the two of them fighting in the afterlife, and in the lake they were scattered in, with my father being upset his brother was scattered first. Funny no one had happy words to say about my father, even his own family knew he was a pain in the butt ornery cuss.

MIL is out of the hospital. She was short many different vitamins, has a fatty liver, and had an infection. Wife is finally a little less stressed out. She was in the good hospital. Turns out there was a discount for being a senior citizen, she could get a benefit from my SIL's FilHealth plan, so its only costing us 12,000P ($285) for her stay. Would have been 34,000P ($809). We've got 64,000P in the bank over there, just for such emergencies, so all is working out well, and they didn't hold her hostage, incurring more charges because they had not been paid. Although its officially illegal to hold someone in the hospital over there, no one enforces the illegality of that. You'd need to hire you own lawyer, and more $$$ or more precisely PPP to get out of the hospital. We're going to send over more vitamin supplements for Momma, so she doesn't repeat this hopefully.

So despite getting to the very small airport 10 minutes before boarding began on my flight (and half and hour before take off), they wouldn't let me on. Now I've got to wait in the airport until 2pm. Boooo.

Hate airports and flying. The employees so often seem to pull stunts like that.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Good to hear it isn't cancer Cary.

I have a strong inkling they might have given away my seat because the 11am flight was also booked solid. Minneapolis is a popular hub.

[Caryh 5,206]

Good to hear it isn't cancer Cary.

I have a strong inkling they might have given away my seat because the 11am flight was also booked solid. Minneapolis is a popular hub.

I would bet they did, as they often start giving away the no show seats before boarding begins.

Yes I'm really happy it wasn't cancer to.