Star Rant, The Empire Strikes Wack

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Wow ok...

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Wow ok...

Maybe her husband and his family are not close?

Finishing up packing and my accounting and listening to old songs:

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You're going out west....J is coming out east.....

I just got done talking to her. She's gonna get frequent Fook miles on the Fook bus.....

Trivia.....

If J leave Ohio on a fook bus headed for NYC traveling at 50 mph. At the same time, Trophie leave NYC headed for Ohio on the very same road, doing 100 mph. At the time that their fook buses meet, who is closer to NYC?

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Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh

If J leave Ohio on a fook bus headed for NYC traveling at 50 mph. At the same time, Trophie leave NYC headed for Ohio on the very same road, doing 100 mph. At the time that their fook buses meet, who is closer to NYC?

If fook buses meet, much mangled metal and bodies everywhere.

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Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh

If fook buses meet, much mangled metal and bodies everywhere.

True....I'd rather die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in fear like the passengers in his car.....

But answer the question!

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True....I'd rather die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in fear like the passengers in his car.....

But answer the question!

i dated a dane during summer school who told that joke ad nauseum...must have been a distant relative of tarklar.

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English only in the upper forums!

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i dated a dane during summer school who told that joke ad nauseum...must have been a distant relative of tarklar.

Oh you did, did you? How did that go?

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jonas is cooking dinner today, so i can have a break, woohoo!

now let's see if he also remembers to do the dishes ahem. we are at two pans, a pot, couple plates, and counting. oh and the chopping board.

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Let's play...."quote Tarklar"!

"If one is healthy enough to exercise...."

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I soo wanted to be like Gwen Stefani when I was 10, she was so cool.

Let's play...."quote Tarklar"!

"If one is healthy enough to exercise...."

...one need not exercise.

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I soo wanted to be like Gwen Stefani when I was 10, she was so cool.

And now that you're 15.......?

Oh you did, did you? How did that go?

He maimed her for life, and now she hates all Danes. Good thing Dutch is Swedish......

Oh oh I got one......

A Texas aggie in a bank says "did anyone lose a big wad of money wrapped with a rubber band?"

jonas is cooking dinner today, so i can have a break, woohoo!

now let's see if he also remembers to do the dishes ahem. we are at two pans, a pot, couple plates, and counting. oh and the chopping board.

2 pans and a pot to cook a hotdog?

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Oh you did, did you? How did that go?

it was a fun summer fling, ended when he went home to denmark. i met another girl during the summer school from denmark also and she i keep in touch with each other more than the ex. the danes were kind of cold when we first met them, but once we got to know them, they were a load of fun.

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Was his name Hans?

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nooo it's "one's healthy enough NOT to exercise, si man!" - heard that one so many times i have it memorised

jonas made fried potatoes with sausage, egg and cheese. smells pretty awesome. time to eat.

Was his name Hans?

no!

oh, nola, my cousins are dutch.