Star Rant, The Empire Strikes Wack

[SAT 9,609]

Got it, so like WT Florida?

Tell me they loaded their morbidly obese asses into some Malaysian version of a pick up truck and then justified owning a pick up truck for some other reason than its ability to fit their fat ####.

Do men there wear sleeveless tees?

The young ones are dressed Asian gay fashion. The older ones are just.....T shirt and shorts.

No pick ups, all scooters for work (Honda supercubs) and they all have Toyota corollas. Except my FIL, he has a honda accord. He loved mine so much, he went home and bought one.

[Darnell 8,478]

Did he tawt he taw a puddy cat?

I printed up some 'I found a parakeet' notices and taped them to neighbors' doors...

lets see who claims it tomorrow.

The cats were having a meeting, nearby - that's the main reason I rescued it.

awwww.....did you name him yet ?

no - but the short list is:

Sebastian or

Ian or

Gertrude..

Edited June 4, 2014 by Darnell

[Darnell 8,478]

I wanna eat blackened chicken.....

sounds like each chicken dish outcome that yer housemate might attempt.

yes?

I want rabbit since we are sharing food stuffs apparently.

I like rabbit- regardless of how it's cooked. MUST BE COOKED !

[Darnell 8,478]

ya really just hire me and I will cook healthy for all of you..geez....

and by hire i mean...I will just stay in basement and cook lol

(i am kidding)

This was the original barter deal that I set up and apparently you two slacktards weren't paying attention...

No - no other humans occupying the basement, either.

or unreasonable facsimilies.

[Darnell 8,478]

and may I suggest that you send me some of that goat ? thanks

i am happy to read of you slobbering over the non-standard meats again.

Yay Jadarina of St. Basils !

[SAT 9,609]

This was the original barter deal that I set up and apparently you two slacktards weren't paying attention...

No - no other humans occupying the basement, either.

or unreasonable facsimilies.

Man I set this up.....

And Tiff is actually a good cook, when she cooks....

I'm going to sleep....

[Kathryn41 3,205]

Please watch the language, guys! You're going to get us in trouble!

I've just edited several posts to remove inappropriate words that were modified to get around the language filters. If you have to modify a word because the language filter won't let you post the original word, then that variation isn't appropriate either.

[Darnell 8,478]

drats and curses !!

OK Madame K -- noted ! [at least by me ]

[TBoneTX 45,301]

I was trying to help Asia with +1ing TBone...

Good Jada! Good, GOOD Jada!

In other news, seems that I was missed around here in the daytime, huh huh huh close thread man.

[TBoneTX 45,301]

My ovaries looked good yesterday and my appointment with the ultrasound wand went well.

Glad that you have such attractive ovaries, see ma'am, and that you wanded your way through the ultrasonographic jungle, explore man.

hope your MIL is better soon.

Si, man.

[TBoneTX 45,301]

1. Ok so hair is red

2. but it has like a not natural tone to it

1. Fotos or it didn't redden, no ma'am.

2. That's because you need to be a blonde (as do all women), see ma'am.

It wasn't fair because Stretch wasn't here to help me

Hmmmph!

1. my foot can't reach the clutch properly. shush.

2. what do you guys think?

1. Human growth hormone, huh ma'am?

2. I think, and am concerned that, Brazil is having severe economic problems, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,301]

1. I'm awake, slept till 1:30

2. 3 days of living in the bathroom.

Many. Poor baby I could barely hold him to feed him, thank god for nursing in bed

Many. I think I am now on the mend.

Many. BTW you all are nuts

1. You slept till 1:Many? Holy mackerel, zzz ma'am.

2. Many days in the bathroom?

Many. Such a dedicated mommy to the little baby, wee man.

Many. Recover or else, see ma'am!

Many. Thank you, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,301]

[...] if we moved back to Ecuador, but the driving there terrifies me anyway so I probably would opt out of that.

If a genie granted me Many wishes, one of them would be that the style of driving in Guayaquil would and could be emulated here, si and sigh man, with no enforcement of existing "traffic laws." I'd fit in as a Guayaco driver almost immediately, si and whee man.

1. Men are goofy about weird things. It's just a car, for God's sake.

2. He [...] doesn't seem to give the house/our bedroom a second thought.

1. Now now NOW, Part Many... do not insult half the human race, no man.

2. He is a Real Man, whee man, and probably an Ecu Macho or with tinges thereof, whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,301]

stray boogers

Amateurs, si man. Amateurs! Boogers are, can be, and always should be aimed to strike where the picker desires, see man. Steveklar, for example, can hit a housefly at Many paces, si man.

1. Hair color

2. Excuse my un-photogenic self.

1. Fotos, so it happened, whee ma'am.

2. How dare you accuse yourself of unfotogenicity, huh ma'am?

1. the house is now under contract and we're screwed. Sigh.

2. horrid bathtub, or a burned counter top.

1. Sigh, man.

2. Maybe one such item is excusable or expectable, si man, but for an entire casa to look like that is an insult, much like a GS at which nonworking electronics or pure junk is being offered, bummer man.

Edited June 4, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,301]

I just found a yellow parakeet seemingly lost on the sidewalk - across the street.

Walked right up to me and jumped in my hand.

poor thing...

I hope that you went around to the neighbors, si man.

Otherwise, it's said that they taste much like Bald Eagle, sigh man.