Star Rant, The Empire Strikes Wack

[Ontarkie 14,226]

Also when I did find one that looked like a decent size oven it was all the way at the floor the last thing I want is to have to lift a big roast pan off the floor pipping hot.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Damn bozo hasn't sent a letter of withdrawal which means I won't be able to get a tourist visa to go to Guam with my friens for a holiday in August!!!!!!!

Some really cheap flights on offer now.Aaaaaaaaaaaghhhhh!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Also when I did find one that looked like a decent size oven it was all the way at the floor the last thing I want is to have to lift a big roast pan off the floor pipping hot.

I've read some reviews about it being so close to the floor that it is a problem. I wish we had the kitchen setup for double wall ovens, but alas, we don't.

I don't think we'll ever be making turkeys that big though, we aren't huge turkey eaters.

[Ontarkie 14,226]

Damn bozo hasn't sent a letter of withdrawal which means I won't be able to get a tourist visa to go to Guam with my friens for a holiday in August!!!!!!!

Some really cheap flights on offer now.Aaaaaaaaaaaghhhhh!

Oh man that sucks!

I've read some reviews about it being so close to the floor that it is a problem. I wish we had the kitchen setup for double wall ovens, but alas, we don't.

I don't think we'll ever be making turkeys that big though, we aren't huge turkey eaters.

I would love wall ovens, my kitchen sucks way too small.

I'm not that big on turkey but the boys love it and I make turkey pot pies out the extras after a few days.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Damn bozo hasn't sent a letter of withdrawal which means I won't be able to get a tourist visa to go to Guam with my friens for a holiday in August!!!!!!!

Some really cheap flights on offer now.Aaaaaaaaaaaghhhhh!

Can't you send a letter to the US Consulate that you no longer want to pursue K1 visa?

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Was driving along the North Shore of Lake Superior.

I've always wanted to see the upper peninsula of Michigan, UP man. Seems rather hard to get to, and the only week of the year when the weather would be decent would probably mean Many more tourists, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Wife [...] decides to ask me if I'm going to divorce her.

If Mrs. T-B. asks me that, I'll get all excited and call the rubias in her presence, whee man.

I am having terrible lady cramps and my period is not due for a week. Owwwww. My husband, ever the optimist, thinks it is implantation cramps. Lol, I wish. I dislike optimism.

LPoMP (last post on my page) and therefore unread, but, hypothetically in TMI-chica-language, if you were to have implantation cramps, you should be optimistic, see ma'am.

Edited June 24, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Jacque67 7,328]

Can't you send a letter to the US Consulate that you no longer want to pursue K1 visa?

I could. But I read on the upper forums that the petition must send the letter. Do you know if this is true?

[TBoneTX 45,304]

No. You bring me some lunch!

Was I once married to you, huh ma'am? You sound like Ex-Mrs.-T-B.

Ooh ooh ooh......time to play Tarklar tales.......

An optimist is someone who goes fishing for mobydick in a row boat with a Zeno fishing pole and a jar of tartar sauce.....

The exact quote is [...] with a harpoon [...]. Get it right before trying to play with the big boys, see man.

I didn't ask you to cook.....I said, bring me some lunch.......

Where's the +Many button?

Actually, -Many... a bag of cheaps is downstairs, and I'm sorely tempted, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

1. You and Steve are both deeply in love ( with one another???)

2. Ooh la la;)

1. I remember a single-panel comic strip from some time ago. It showed small boats with couples who were preparing to enter the Tunnel of Love. A boat with one person comes up, and the gatekeeper says, "One ticket again as usual, Narcissus?"

2. English-only outside the regional forums, oui ma'am.

I'll let you guys know. I'm going to give it serious thought. It piques my interest......

If it's in Texas, you need permission from Darklar & Tarklar, Esq., see man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

I like mondays, my husband goes back to work and I can get time to organize the mess he makes.

Mrs. T-B. is a house-chica and has all day to make messes, she man.

if I was in the Philippines, it would be Tuesday already.

No no no man: If it's Tuesday, this must be Belgium, see man.

Stretch is real fertile. If I look at her dirty, she'll get prego......

Where's the +Many button, huh man?

1. K, I'm of.

2. Too tired after yesterday's show

1. You're of what, oj huh?

2. Tired Asia! Tired, TIRED Asia!

[TBoneTX 45,304]

1. i finally started driving at Many mph (instead of Many-Many mph).

2. i was really nervous about going too fast.

Many. i think i like driving!

1. Congratulations, si ma'am.

2. You should see, ma'am, how they drive in Guayaquil, Ecu.

Many. You're ambling -- the driving comes later (and faster), see ma'am.

oh and update on the family reunion: i'm glad we went.

Good to hear, si ma'am.

Was the speed limit Many where you were doing Many?

Probably so, sigh man.

scares me when jonas gets up to Many, Many here.

Many, Many is the speed at which we Texans go through a car-warsh, see ma'am.

i guess i look more hispanic than what everyone considers to be "asian".

Fotos or you didn't happen, no ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

she sat with her mouth hanging open saying they look so Filipino.

Staring at the natives... were they restless, huh man?

I was guilted by a sad child into buying two huge playmobile sets. I am such a sucker.

Upon what do you suck, huh ma'am?

Only if he can get it for many cheaps.

[perks up ears] Many? Cheaps? Drat -- must go downstairs to retrieve bag of many cheaps, sigh man.

cheaps is Tarklar, or Mrs TB.

Bro D should be honored to be compared with me in frugality, whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Oh well I confused you for the other one.

We run together in your mind, huh ma'am?!

Is OK - we shop at many of the same places. Or at least browse.

Si, man. I was in a resale store the other eve and saw a tie for sale for $Many. I exclaimed aloud, "Who the dickens do you think you are -- Macy's?"

1. Got my inheritance check today.

2. Also, went swimming today. Gorgeous weather here!

1. Yay, Part Many! Have room for a second husband, or a kept man, huh ma'am? I volunteer, unless that was Steveklar's intriguing job-offer or D-Hueso can run faster than I can, si ma'am.

2. Remember how lousy the weather was, not long ago, huh ma'am?

Many. Did you review my Spanish haikus, huh ma'am?

1. LG.....<Sigh>

2. GE is what I shoulda went with, Profile series or Cafe Series.

1. LG sucks, worst in customer disservice, sigh man.

2. GE also sucks, GE man. See below, see man.

1. I've always liked kenmore or bosch.

2. I guess I'll have to visit some dented/floor model sales. LOL

1. Bosch costs $Many. Kenmore a bit overpriced but always great. Made by Whirlpool now. Look for Amana.

2. Dents OK. However, I shall never again even look at a floor model of anything, no ma'am!!!!!

[TBoneTX 45,304]

I could. But I read on the upper forums that the petition must send the letter. Do you know if this is true?

At exactly what stage was everything, huh ma'am?