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N-o-l-a   7,167

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so supposed to see 2 houses today. was looking at more houses and suddenly one that we're going to see is pending?! #######! You have a showing for the house and suddenly you decide to accept an offer? Rude IMHO.

I had that happen a couple of times in CT with houses, especially bigger houses that didn't need any work.

One time realtor wasted my time insisting on seeing the house next door, which was $40k more, in negotiations, and not our taste at all.

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3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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Exactly, you guys hear the bitching. He hears the loving... that's how it's SUPPOSED to go. LOL

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

just broke my chair

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It would have been extremely funny if the chair broke, you rolled back and fell on your butt :)

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Glad to see him in his natural habitat :)

They should honor the appointment and show the house, making clear that any offers are "back up offers"

I don't even want to see it now. I'n not wasting anyone's time. The price that it's at, likely it'll sell to that offer. I won't go see the other one either. It is out of price range and will probably go for that but IMHO it's over priced by 20k...So we'll keep an eye on it, but i doubt it.

I hate the a55holes who sell them and take more than they're worth. I officially hate house shopping and am now going to cry. :crying:

and the ARM on my chair that was already broke, just finished breaking completely. it's still on, just if i lean on it, it'll scrunch down again.

I'm going to shoot people on the internet.

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GI problems, works as an excuse every time

LPoMP (Last Post on My Page) and therefore unread, but Mrs. T-B. was complaining of gastrointestinal problems earlier. On the spot, I composed this haiku, see man:

De intestinos:

Diarrea, pedos, y...

...Caldos de culo!

(From intestines: diarrhea, farts, and... ...butt-streaks from the hindquarters!)

Where is Part Many when this and the ones before merit critiquing, huh man?

Edited by TBoneTX

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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N-o-l-a   7,167

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LPoMP (Last Post on My Page) and therefore unread, but Mrs. T-B. was complaining of gastrointestinal problems earlier. On the spot, I compose this haiku, see man:

De intestinos:

Diarrea, pedos, y...

...Caldos de culo!

(From intestines: diarrhea, farts, and... ...butt-streaks from the hindquarters!)

Where is Part Many when this and the ones before merit critiquing, huh man?

What did she think of your haiku?

Sleeping on the couch tonight?

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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hebf:Lnf;ogklibnrjmkldmfgkdfngklfngklngorlehn'poqjwgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

English-only outside the gibberish forums, gjhrepwoghj man!

1. What did she think of your haiku?

2. Sleeping on the couch tonight?

1. She grinned and called me a loco, she man.

2. Only if I'm lucky, sigh man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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He'll be suffering as I roll him down a hill if he doesn't stop eating like that.

Excluding the probable damage from this eve's indiscretions, I have lost Many pounds and have kept them off for Many months. Mrs. T-B. keeps complimenting me on how flaco (skinny) I am, caloric man. However, I am alert to how easy it is to put the poundage back on, sigh man. I apprehense (cool new verb, meaning "to be apprehensive") about what will become of what was eaten today, sigh man.

1. OKay mr Many year old.

2. I took a picture of him and he got pissy. He says: Is it too much to ask for you to not take pictures of me!?

1. It is is good that you married a husband of mature age, si ma'am.

2. Mrs. T-B. does this all the time, when she's not taking selfies. Drives me batcrap, grrr man.

1. Man that has gotta be the most boring story ever by Niki......

2. It's almost as bad as a Tarklar tale.......

Many. But Tarklar tales are frequent and redundant........ Lol

1. She's tired from tenting and de-tenting, see man.

2. Thank you, si man!

Many. No they're not, oj nie.

Many. No they're not, oj nie.

Many. No they're not, oj nie.

Many. No they're not, oj nie.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

just broke my chair

The longest second of anyone's life comes when one realizes that one has tipped one's chair a bit too far back, weeeeeeeeeeeeee man.

Edited by TBoneTX

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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1. I hate the a55holes who sell them and take more than they're worth.

2. I officially hate house shopping and am now going to cry.

Many. the ARM on my chair that was already broke, just finished breaking completely. it's still on, just if i lean on it, it'll scrunch down again.

Many. I'm going to shoot people on the internet.

1. Think of it this way, see ma'am: They're priced at $Many; someone offers $Many, and $Many is accepted. That takes the sting out of it, see ma'am.

2. It sucks, si ma'am, at the best of times.

Many. Sorry for your disarming experience, sigh ma'am.

Many. How dare you undertake this shocking and arguably most necessary activity, huh ma'am?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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TBonez - the literal translation of Caldos de culo! is hilarious.

how bout some Caldo de Reyes or Caldo de Puerco instead?

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
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Why the ribbon around the towels?

I was more wondering why the framed dog turrrd on the second picture!!??

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Old and Grumpy....But an American Citizen!!!

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1. TBonez - the literal translation of Caldos de culo! is hilarious.

2. how bout some Caldo de Reyes or Caldo de Puerco instead?

1. Hee hee, man.

2. Already addressed several pages back, see man.

mamaSue is in the thread!!!!!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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1. She's tired from tenting and de-tenting, see man.

Usually it is the man that is tired from all that tenting.

I was more wondering why the framed dog turrrd on the second picture!!??

Not sure, but they did manage to leave that one behind. Previous occupants of the house had questionable taste, well, beyond questionable.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

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Usually it is the man that is tired from all that tenting.

Not sure, but they did manage to leave that one behind. Previous occupants of the house had questionable taste, well, beyond questionable.

Maybe it's like when people keep sentimental things like baby's first shoe....Puppy's first shite????

Our house, when we moved in 7 years ago had 4 cats locked in for a month...we were scraping stuff like that picture off walls for days!!!

Old and Grumpy....But an American Citizen!!!

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mamaSue is in the thread!!!!!

Footy's finished on the telly, you can only watch so may episodes of a "Locked Up Abroad" marathon, and Candy Crush has run out of lives, so I thought I'd drop by and see what I'm missing!! :)

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