Star Rant, The Empire Strikes Wack

[SAT 9,609]

there appears to be no windows in that bathroom.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

there appears to be no windows in that bathroom.

I am also almost betting that when we take down that shower stall that there will be framing for a window back there, because the bathroom is on the outside of the house! It should have a window. *sigh*

This is why some people should just not own a house.

[SAT 9,609]

it might not have been a bathroom at one time, and had a big window. So instead of putting a small window on the shower wall, they closed it all together.

[SAT 9,609]

Man I'm goin to sleep.....

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

I'm here for a second today, since soon I'm leaving for 30 Seconds To Mars show

Be back tomorrow in the afternoon (my time)

Behave!

[TBoneTX 45,304]

my cat was high maintenance....every time I bought her cheap food she would not touch it and poop in the bathroom. si and sigh man. It was a war.....when pooping on the bathroom floor did not work...she would eat my laptop cord. I gave in eventually and got her gourmet cat food.

Si and sigh ma'am. This cat is nearly a total sweetheart but has gotten finickier about food. In regard to dry food, she flatly refused to eat Nutro MaxCat (I presume because of the larger dry pieces) and didn't like the cheap Wal-Mart stuff. This year, I found some bags of Purina on sale, and she loved it. When I switched back to Many Lives (which she'd loved), she appeared to be miffed.

She napped with me for 2 hours this afternoon and is currently on my lap, purring like a motorboat, necessitating one-handed typing, typos man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

In most of Texas - caldo is a type of stew or soup.

Hence "caldo de pollo" et al. In this here casa, it means both, see man.

So we are planning on replacing the shower in our new house, but I have a 'Champagne taste with a beer budget' problem. *sigh*

I finally gave up on fancy shower-heads and got one of those locker-room types that blasts water out. Never been happier, whee and no man.

Didn't feel like cooking, so I bought myself something

Lazy Asia! Lazy, LAZY Asia!

Are you practicing to be a gringa, or emulating Mrs. T-B., oj huh?

[Asia 2,498]

the bathroom doesn't look too bad but yeah the frame around the tub and the glass door look like they'll be accumulating grime in no time.

my favourite bathroom = one that is low maintenance.

1) Exactly my thinking

2) Ditto

OK, I've spent some of my +1's and I'm off

Have a nice Sunday, everybody!

[Asia 2,498]

Lazy Asia! Lazy, LAZY Asia!

Are you practicing to be a gringa, or emulating Mrs. T-B., oj huh?

Nah, I just was lazy

Hi, T-B! Nice to see you here

OK, I'm not interrupting your monologue anymore

Edited June 22, 2014 by Asia

[TBoneTX 45,304]

I'd share it with you if I could

Via trans-Atlantic fart, oj huh?

cleaned boat....

started boat.....

Tired.....

But how's the bloodypus, huh man?

1. Nah, I just was lazy

2. Hi, T-B! Nice to see you here

Many. OK, I'm not interrupting your monologue anymore

1. See above, see ma'am. Lazy Asia!

2. See, ma'am.

Many. Am I objecting? Stay, oj tak.

[Asia 2,498]

Many. Am I objecting? Stay, oj tak.

But I have to leave in 2 hours.

I have to take a shower, eat some breakfast and pack up.

So no time for chatting here, tho I'd love to stay and chat

Good night to you, Mr. T-B!

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Fortunately, I thrive on rejection, oj hmmmph.

---

Speaking of rejection: Spanish haikus, net +Many, all bonuses from the distaff half of this thread?

Mea culpa, blame man: I neglected to review the strict rules for composing a haiku, see man:

1. A haiku has Many lines, si man.

2. The first line has Many syllables, si man.

Many. The second line has Many syllables, si man.

Many. The Many'rd line again has Many syllables, si man.

Glad that this was able to be covered thoroughly here. Pop quiz at Many o'clock, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Preliminary Thread-Laundress report, see man:

Warshed full load of kitchen rags + lawnmowing attire. Dried and folded same, si man. Am still owed the drastic sum (base + interest) of $Many by Delinquentklar, steve man.

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Saturday GS report, see man:

Visited approximately Many GSs on the itinerary and several more via signage, si man. Got, see man:

A nearly full jug of coolant (Dex-Cool equivalent) for $1, whee man.

A nearly full box of Columbian Many" x Many" flat envelopes for half a buck, whee man.

A heavy serving-spoon and a cash-receipt book for half a buck, whee man.

A smallish full bottle of mouthwarsh and a full tube of Victoria's Secret hand-cream for $1, whee man.

A Pierre Cardin silk tie for a buck-&-a-half, whee man.

A Kenneth Cole Reaction silk tie for the same, whee man (same seller).

Total expenditure = $Many, whee and $i man.

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Saturday non-GS report, see man:

Awoke Many minutes past alarm, thus hindering GS mission, zzz man.

Returned from GS-ing to take Mini-B. to his swimming class, wee man. Mama T-B. met us there.

Used Burger King coupons to feed Mini-B. & Mama T-B. a full lunch for only $Many, whee man.

Napped for 2 hours with cat, zzz man.

Awoke, began mow-lawning at Many:Many p.m.; was immediately attacked by hormigas del fuego.

Managed to dust off hormigas before their dinner-bell rang, relief man.

Had this pre-mow convo with Mrs. T-B., see man:

T-B.: It's Many degrees outside. Look out periodically to see if I'm still alive.

Mrs. T-B.: What if you aren't?

T-B.: Call the rojo, of course. And try to remember to notify the rubias as a courtesy.

Mrs. T-B.: My thoughts exactly, about the rojo.

After Many breaks, soaking through Many sweatbands, and drinking half a gallon of generic Gatorade, finished the job at Many:02 p.m. After showering, laid under ceiling fan for Many minutes to off-cool, sweat man.

Went to Aldi, then popped in at Kroger, shop man.

Briefly played Wrappers with cat, miu man.

Warshed kitchen rags, as stated man.

Watched the Many-p.m. TV news, veg man.

Dished the warsher (had room for the cat's bowls), domestic man.

Folded kitchen rags, as stated man.

Must de-dish the warsher and cat prep zzz, man. Heavy-Laundry Sunday looms, sigh man.

Mornin', form-filling Jada and LAZY Asia (= Commie-babes)!

Edited June 22, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Jacque67 7,328]

Morning!

I'm here for a second today, since soon I'm leaving for 30 Seconds To Mars show

Be back tomorrow in the afternoon (my time)

Behave!

What's that?

Have fun!

Preliminary Thread-Laundress report, see man:

Warshed full load of kitchen rags + lawnmowing attire. Dried and folded same, si man. Am still owed the drastic sum (base + interest) of $Many by Delinquentklar, steve man.

---

Saturday GS report, see man:

Visited approximately Many GSs on the itinerary and several more via signage, si man. Got, see man:

A nearly full jug of coolant (Dex-Cool equivalent) for $1, whee man.

A nearly full box of Columbian Many" x Many" flat envelopes for half a buck, whee man.

A heavy serving-spoon and a cash-receipt book for half a buck, whee man.

A smallish full bottle of mouthwarsh and a full tube of Victoria's Secret hand-cream for $1, whee man.

A Pierre Cardin silk tie for a buck-&-a-half, whee man.

A Kenneth Cole Reaction silk tie for the same, whee man (same seller).

Total expenditure = $Many, whee and $i man.

---

Saturday non-GS report, see man:

Awoke Many minutes past alarm, thus hindering GS mission, zzz man.

Returned from GS-ing to take Mini-B. to his swimming class, wee man. Mama T-B. met us there.

Used Burger King coupons to feed Mini-B. & Mama T-B. a full lunch for only $Many, whee man.

Napped for 2 hours with cat, zzz man.

Awoke, began mow-lawning at Many:Many p.m.; was immediately attacked by hormigas del fuego.

Managed to dust off hormigas before their dinner-bell rang, relief man.

Had this pre-mow convo with Mrs. T-B., see man:

T-B.: It's Many degrees outside. Look out periodically to see if I'm still alive.

Mrs. T-B.: What if you aren't?

T-B.: Call the rojo, of course. And try to remember to notify the rubias as a courtesy.

Mrs. T-B.: My thoughts exactly, about the rojo.

After Many breaks, soaking through Many sweatbands, and drinking half a gallon of generic Gatorade, finished the job at Many:02 p.m. After showering, laid under ceiling fan for Many minutes to off-cool, sweat man.

Went to Aldi, then popped in at Kroger, shop man.

Briefly played Wrappers with cat, miu man.

Warshed kitchen rags, as stated man.

Watched the Many-p.m. TV news, veg man.

Dished the warsher (had room for the cat's bowls), domestic man.

Folded kitchen rags, as stated man.

Must de-dish the warsher and cat prep zzz, man. Heavy-Laundry Sunday looms, sigh man.

Mornin', form-filling Jada and LAZY Asia (= Commie-babes)!

Hope they weren't Kipper ties;)

[SAT 9,609]

Via trans-Atlantic fart, oj huh?

But how's the bloodypus, huh man?

.

It's getting better. Thanks.