Star Rant, The Empire Strikes Wack

[Darnell 8,478]

OK Ya Marklars -

I'm gonna hit the marklar-king bed and get some zzzzzzzzzzzs...

Be Sweet, and Sweet Smelling ! (Before, during or after - pick 2)

[TBoneTX 45,304]

I'm sick of my last of Marklar, because all the Marklars I know are real Marklars, so would like to change my last name to Marklar, but I need $Many to do so. Please contribute or I'll no choice but to send a marklar after you to marklar you!

Total amount corrected, $ee man.

Just applied for a medicare specialist job within the company. I want it so badly.

Good luck, si ma'am.

Edited June 21, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,304]

If I win the lottery, I'll fund your name change to.

If I win the lottery, the rubias and I will never see any of you again, whee and no man.

Buy ticket > wait for drawing > look at ticket > ticket matches nothing > throw ticket away

Years ago, I saw a single-panel comic strip in the newspaper, showing a guy setting a dollar bill on fire. The caption: "Frank couldn't make it to the store that day, so he decided to play the lottery at home."

Edited June 21, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,304]

yup ...missfarted

In Ecu, when a fart leaves a streak in one's calzoncillos (underwear), said streak is called a caldo, according to Mrs. T-B. When I questioned the similarity to caldo de pollo (some kind of chicken-cube flavor for food), she said that the context of the conversation typically made matters clear, see man.

sad high Many to you then

researching tattoo places for my Many tattoos.

Researching places for remedial math training, sigh ma'am.

low Manys to us

Same, sigh ma'am.

Edited June 21, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,304]

learn from me....I put Many years of my life into Many suitcases

Everything matched perfectly, oj tak -- good pack-job!

need to find baked bean recipe that is really good with canned beans

Trying to cause another misfart, huh ma'am? I know! Add some caldo de something!

Edited June 21, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,304]

get my restaurant started in Many-Many years time.

That sounds like Many years; one would hope that you'd get it going sooner!

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Updates, see man:

1. Cat is half-miffed, half-hurt that I have switched her back to her diet soft glop, to which she used to have little objection, but she's since been spoiled on Whiskas packets and Meow Mix tubs, miu and sigh man.

2. Today is the first normal day of the Mon-Wed-Fri-Sat plan for dishwarshering, si man. Went well (must de-dish soonish), except that both halves of the sink were plugged up so that they filled when I ran the faucet to get the water hot, splash man. In addition, the water was so murky that I couldn't find the scrubber, no and no see man. (Scrubber turned out to be absent, so I started the Many'rd new one this week, sigh man.)

Many. Had great and much-needed nap this eve, with cat.

Many. While lying in bed with Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B., I used my rudimentary knowledge of Spanish to compose haikus in my head, see here man:

Americanas!

Quiero una esposa

De Ecuador, si.

(American chicas! I want a wife from Ecuador, si man.)

Comer, Esposa!

Quiero comida rica

De mi esposa.

(To eat, Wife! I want delicious food from my wife.)

And, to acknowledge Mrs. T-B.'s presence:

Mira, Esposo:

Tarjeta de credito!

Yo merezco, si.

(See here, Husband: Credit card! I deserve it, yes.)

Mrs. T-B. was amused but questioned the need to compose haiku in the first place, no see ma'am.

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Many. It is almost too late to get up early for GSs, zzz man. The miffed cat has disappeared, but I shall prep for cat prep zzz man regardless, si man. Mornin', Commie-babes!

Edited June 21, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Addendum, extra see man:

Many. Have probably blown diet by eating slices of wheat bread while typing, sigh man.

[JTB11 1,079]

That sounds like Many years; one would hope that you'd get it going sooner!

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Updates, see man:

1. Cat is half-miffed, half-hurt that I have switched her back to her diet soft glop, to which she used to have little objection, but she's since been spoiled on Whiskas packets and Meow Mix tubs, miu and sigh man.

my cat was high maintenance....every time I bought her cheap food she would not touch it and poop in the bathroom. si and sigh man. It was a war.....when pooping on the bathroom floor did not work...she would eat my laptop cord. I gave in eventually and got her gourmet cat food.

Addendum, extra see man:

Many. Have probably blown diet by eating slices of wheat bread while typing, sigh man.

bread.....bane of my existence especially the terrible bread this family buys...reminds me...I need to start baking my own again.

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

yup ...missfarted

:rofl: :rofl:

[JTB11 1,079]

Morning Asia

glad to entertain

[Asia 2,498]

Morning Asia

glad to entertain

Hi there Jada!

And you said it wasn't your fault...

[Jacque67 7,328]

My cat is really considerate. She waits until I get home before she poops so that I can clean her litter box straight away.

[Asia 2,498]

My cat is really considerate. She waits until I get home before she poops so that I can clean her litter box straight away.

How thoughtful!

[JTB11 1,079]

My cat is really considerate. She waits until I get home before she poops so that I can clean her litter box straight away.

I will suggest a litter box to the hubs, might be useful.

yup...I am terrible

Hi there Jada!

And you said it wasn't your fault...

[Jacque67 7,328]

Ha ha.

Out of +1s

Not to brag, but I have been called a horse whisper.

Never been an animal nor human I couldn't train.

I once had a bf who bragged that he had never stepped a foot in the kitchen. After a few months with me, he was preparing delicacies for me.

I am not so good with personal finances though... Sigh!