Star Rant, The Empire Strikes Wack

[TBoneTX 45,304]

1) I think I'm just mathematically challenged

Oj tak, but I still say Many nice things about you.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

1. he's Many foot Many and Many pounds.

2. Should be about Many to Many Gs on the selling price

Many. jadarina of St. Basil's can easily file for divorce by abandonment after Many years ....

Bro D is brilliant, even if the math was slightly off.

1. yeah, we pay them Many Gs to take him......

2. I bought a Charcoal grill while I've been convalescing......

1. Sigh, math.

2. Fotos or it didn't happen, oj nie. Did it cost $Many?

Yeah, I think it's time to put yourself first

As opposed to second or Many'th, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Spain

Spain is one of Many countries with a monosyllabic name, si man. Can anyone name the other two?

gotta do something with the Many wings i've got defrosting on my kitchen counter.

If it were me, I'd avoid being intimidated by the great Many, and begin eating them, one by one, until merely Many remained. Easy, si man!

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Finally have air conditioners hooked up in this god forsaken house, cannot wait for central a/c.

So you'll no longer be hot stuff? Sigh, man.

[kitthekat 1,317]

Spain is one of Many countries with a monosyllabic name, si man. Can anyone name the other two?

France and Greece

Do you not count Chad because it is usually referred to as the Republic of Chad?

oh, hey, i forgot Wales.

Edited June 19, 2014 by kitthekat

[TBoneTX 45,304]

FUQ

Frequently Unasked Question?

Fujitsu.

Well, the same to you, Buster! No profanity allowed on VJ, oj nie! Reported!!!!!

The office just called. The oldest guy in there just had a heart attack......

So, how's he?

[TBoneTX 45,304]

1. in Ecu [...] much quieter than window units.

2. I don't know how they expected him to stay, and considering he works with food.

1. One would think that window units would drown out more roosters, racket man.

2. Sorry, Part Many. Tell D-Hueso that he doesn't need a rathole like that, no man. And, si below:

That's an OSHA complaint as well as FLSA

Nail that outfit. Absolutely nail it.

1. why would j's car insurance jump from $Many/mth to $Many/mth when he moves state?

2. guess i better get a job quick.

1. If it was merely from $Many to $Many, not so bad, but if it was from $Many to $Many, that truly sucks, si and sigh ma'am.

2. True story: Last month, when Mrs. T-B. asked me to put her in bed, we were talking, and I told her that she should really get a job. She looked terrified and the next day had broken out in hives. The hives lasted for nearly a week. We concluded that she's allergic to Work!

[TBoneTX 45,304]

woo geico has brought the rate back down to what he was paying in CO AND that is for both cars

Glad that you are paying less than $Many, woo man.

1. France and Greece

2. Do you not count Chad because it is usually referred to as the Republic of Chad?

Many. oh, hey, i forgot Wales.

1. Whee, ma'am!

2. It counts, si ma'am; I didn't want to confuse the mathematically challenged by asking them to name the other Many, no man.

Many. Not a country, no man. Brittania rules the wales, GodsavetheQueen man.

Regardless, you get +Many for your attentiveness to potential detail, whee ma'am! However, we must subtract all Many because you spoiled the game for the diurnal sorts who populate this thread, see ma'am.

Edited June 19, 2014 by TBoneTX

[kitthekat 1,317]

wales is a country.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Quit your wailing about it, or your whaling, stop ma'am.

Speaking of names, I want to find a list of countries in Spanish, with the real (meaning American) names side-by-side, see man. There are a lot of weird Spanish names that have nothing to do with the real names, oj tak and nie. For example, why go to all the trouble of making up something like "España" when the real name is "Spain," huh man? Inquiring minds want to know, learn man.

In other gripping news, I opened the box containing my Dell laptop bag and am most impressed. The new bag is the precise size of my old to-be-retired zipper-bag, and it has a second zippered pocket. I can now redeem space by moving the pens, paper clips, breath mints, lottery tickets, and cents-off Procter & Gamble coupons from my codpiece to the second zippered pocket, whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Shake-Earthing news item #1, see man: A mosquito has lunched on my upper ear, scratch man.

Shake-Earthing news item #2, see man: I have just de-dished the warsher, including the Many,000,000 items of silverware, sigh and grrr man. To preclude further red-faced shouting matches or icy silences with Mrs. T-B., I have devised the following plan, and Mrs. T-B. seems to have agreed to it, see here man: Henceforthly, the dishes shall be warshered (by me) Many times weekly, to wit on Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday nights, si man. Mrs. T-B. is to warsh pots and her irritating little plastic food-holding items only. Tonight was the start of this plan, whee man. It is presumed that each assigned night's load shall henceforthly be manageable, si man, and that we shall nevermore be inflicted with the appalling imbalance of silverware-vs.-main items, no man.

Shake-Earthing news item #Many, see man: The cat barfed in front of her food bowl, after dining on half a can of her regular soft glop plus a spoonful of tuna that Mrs. T-B. unceremoniously plopped into the bowl, miu man. As a first in our feline experience, the barf was not re-eaten; in fact, cat seemed upset that said barf was not up-cleaned by Cat-Daddy, si and no and miu man. Said cat has brought her fuzzy pompom to said Cat-Daddy's chairside and obviously wants to play, see man, so we shall off-log for the night, c u man. Mornin', Commie-babes!

And evenin', Niki-Bone!

[JTB11 1,079]

morning all,

ready to get on a bike.....lazy though.....but then it will be hot if i dont go now...sigh *decisions*

[SAT 9,609]

Frequently Unasked Question?

Well, the same to you, Buster! No profanity allowed on VJ, oj nie! Reported!!!!!

So, how's he?

From what I understand, he flatlined and was brought back by an AED. Rushed to hospital. 100% clog in artery. He's stable now. Has not had a second heart attack.

morning all,

ready to get on a bike.....lazy though.....but then it will be hot if i dont go now...sigh *decisions*

ah I got it....I'll get on my bike......

(Why am I up again so early )

Edited June 19, 2014 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

wales is a country.

Wales.....I got this........

and I quote Tarklar...........

"An Optimist is a guy that goes fishing for Wale in a row boat with a fishing pole and a jar of tartar sauce"

[JTB11 1,079]

(Why am I up again so early )

welcome to the club....