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Ontarkie
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Little boy turned 3 months on the 1st,

Merrytooth
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Sorry if I sound heartless.. but please remember to take all the ROC evidence with you when you leave. It will also be best if you could get your FIL to write a notarized letter stating you have been

N-o-l-a
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I can proudly announce that the Dane has passed his GED.

TBoneTX Grand Master

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in a wok -

Many ounces of oil - get hot - then thrown in the curry powder... when it sizzles -

through in the saurkraut - then stir for 2 minutes then

toss in the eggs - stir for another minute.

Mathematical correction applied. If one does the above in a public grassy area, is it known as a wok in the park?

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Must off-log to get real work done (the roadkill won't scrape itself off the road, oj nie). Later, Commie-babes et al.!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

N-o-l-a Grand Master

N-o-l-a   7,168

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you can also get some used....um....butt beads.....

oh sh....snap.....

lets see....she'll be in in a couple a months....200 bucks in storage.....

If you're really giving the stuff away. Lets see if J wants it.

I do have to check with my mother first, but then yes giving away. We've actually given away a lot of stuff lately, too bad she didn't get the job sooner.

Also keep in mind the distance, 3 hours each way with traffic (maybe more).

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

SAT Grand Master

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Must off-log to get real work done (the roadkill won't scrape itself off the road, oj nie). Later, Commie-babes et al.!

Yeah man get back to work ya lazy azz yokel. whadaya think the fat broads are gonna be able to find their own shoe size in the aisles? huh?

Yeah b/c you are great like that ty!

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aw...thank you lol

I do have to check with my mother first, but then yes giving away. We've actually given away a lot of stuff lately, too bad she didn't get the job sooner.

Also keep in mind the distance, 3 hours each way with traffic (maybe more).

I think my Yukon and trailer will handle it :)

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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whadaya think the fat broads are gonna be able to find their own shoe size in the aisles? huh?

They all wear Size Many, see huh man. Polish math pays off at work!

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

SAT Grand Master

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I think Jada does, since when he follows her, she'd have a big child at home, while she didn't plan to be a mother of a teenager :P

ok...let's hear it from the horse's mouth......

Enterprise to Jada.......

Do you give a ####### what this guy does? over.....

N-o-l-a Grand Master

N-o-l-a   7,168

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I think my Yukon and trailer will handle it :)

If J is interested, then I will send her some pics later.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

Caryh Grand Master

Caryh   5,206

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Did you just call Jada's mouth a horse's mouth? :bonk:

Why I think he did, at least he didn't ask about what the cow says.

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
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Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
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Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
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Ontarkie Grand Master

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I think Jada should care what he wants, if he ends up moving in at some point and he doesn't truly want to work on himself and make a real marriage then she will get stuck with him. Do you really think he will move out when she gets fed up? He wont work on anything and she will have a child to take care of. If he did want to save his marriage he would be more into this move even if he was scared of doing new things.

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
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Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

 
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