Star Rant, The Empire Strikes Wack

[SAT 9,609]

I had a pretty busy day for being out sick.....

Got a Charcoal grill to make Jerked chicken for July 4th.

Had dinner with guests. Ran around...

trying to catch up on thread.....

[TBoneTX 45,328]

1- face is swollen

2- Already have scarface from Marines

Many- No need to attract women no mo (Altho it happens daily )

Many- Thanks for all your well wishes

1. Fotos or it didn't happen, no man.

2. Fotos or it didn't happen, echo man.

Many. If you're attracting rubias, they're MINE, see man.

Many. I'm too cheap to drop anything into a wishing-well, $i man.

Mathematical corrections applied above, sigh man.

1. Love my new grill, it was a bit over $Many though. I want this one to last for the next Many years.

2. Is that how baby hamsters are made?

1. Mathematical corrections applied, see man. Expect to be grilled over them, as a test.

2. Already inquired about, ReadWeekendPosts man.

1. I am just so happy to be done with that POS.

2. Also, BS, my sister (Many.Many years younger)

1. Congratulations on finishing with Point Of Sale, si ma'am.

2. You got a BS degree despite failing Polish math, huh ma'am? Congratulations, si ma'am.

Edited June 17, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,328]

Oh sorry about that. I have a wheat/grain allergy so it's a bit more of a pain, so I feel you pain. With Celiac you may still test negative as the test is not very accurate, the only way to know for sure is to eliminate it.

ok i fixed it all post in one quote.

Duplicate post [nearly] removed. Please post just one time on the same subject in each thread. Thank you, si ma'am. -- VJ Botheration

1. And, aren't you like Many?

2. My face......

1. Mathematical correction applied -- do not embarrass ladies by suggesting that they are older than Many, no man.

2. Your half-face, or someone's -- unverifiable. Fotos or it didn't happen, no man!

1. So if I like left this thread now, and came back in Many days

2. I am almost Many...........

1. Mathematical correction applied, si ma'am.

2. Congratulations on being merely Many, or condolences on being venerably Many, whee or sigh ma'am!

1. The wounds on your face doesn't look as bad as I thought it would.

2. The grill

1. It's a relief when general utt-bugliness overcomes acute injury, whee man.

2. You paid $Many for that, huh man?

Edited June 17, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,328]

1. My husband at something like Many'Many"

2. GREAT on gas! Many/hwy Many/city!

1. Can you be more specific on hubby's size, please ma'am?

2. If you say so, see ma'am. I'd feel better getting Many/hwy and Many/city, si man.

why am i doomed to LPOP?

Many are called and few are LPoP'd, see ma'am.

I only paid like $Many for it tho, because it was returned to the store and used like Many times.

You got a [great, lousy] deal for having used it [so, not] Many times, si ma'am!

I just heard about Aldi doing that!

We drop $Many at Aldi every week, which compares with having to spend $Many elsewhere. My complaint about Aldi is that they seem to mix their organic fruit (at $Many.Many/lb. or bag) with the reasonably priced stuff, grrr man, and the cashiers are paid for their speed, and so it's hard to catch the overcharge in time, grrr man. However, Mrs. T-B. says that we can get our fruit at the Many.Many Cents Only store instead, whee man.

Edited June 17, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,328]

CHEAP in price

[perks up ears] The most beautiful words in any language, whee man.

done with Many'rd driving lesson...barely driving at Many mph

Avoid the need for bumper-stickers by increasing your mph to Many and keeping it there, see ma'am.

Just get a bumper sticker that says "Don't worry, I'm Asian"

Where's the +Many button, huh man? Egad, but is that needed here. Actually, any Toyota, Honda, or Nissan in the left lane is telegram enough, sigh man.

Edited June 17, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,328]

he has been a most supportive husband

He is learning to serve She Who Must Be Obeyed early in the marriage, si and see ma'am. [sigh, man.]

1. You picked a good one.

2. We were driving on the I-Many today

1. She picked a compliant one, whee ma'am. [sigh, man.]

2. Geomathematical correction applied, see ma'am.

going for a nap.

A chica after my own, zzz man!

many many hours

At least someone here paid attention in Math class. Good, GOOD Jada! However, someone forgot how to lavish +1 inventory fully. Bad, BAD Jada!

Huh? Which one a you markolodians got TOSed?

The thread went to the dogs, sigh man.

I am that sick that I am watching soccer, how sad is that?

Nothing is lower than watching Kickball, no ma'am. You're desperately ill.

do yoga ?

Yoga has gluten in it, see ma'am. Or it was that character in Star Wars.

Edited June 17, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,328]

he said "[...]I will take a nap [...]"

He's not all bad, then, zzz man.

[TBoneTX 45,328]

I got home today and Mini-B. was in one of his moods, refusing to greet or hug me and ordering me to go upstairs. This happens too often. He consented to read a book, but Mrs. T-B. was also there. He refused a good-night kiss. If he's like this now, at only Many-&-a-half years old, how bad will it be when he's a teenager? When I was little, I couldn't wait for my dad to get home.

The cat napped with me, brought her pompom (rather like a hairy ping-pong ball) for me to throw, and is currently asleep on my foot. Accordingly, I'm rather stuck here, because heaven frowns on anyone who awakens a sleeping cat, miu zzz man.

After waiting a month for a seemingly opportune time during which to warsh the T-B.-mobile, it took not half a commute before the skies opened, sigh man. Fortunately, it's purely rain-spotting and not goopy road-throwup from vehicles ahead, si and no man.

Have spent a full minute extricating foot from beneath cat. She will want more pompom/Wrappers before prep & zzz, man. Mornin', Commie-babes with your +1 inventory!

[JTB11 1,079]

morning all....coffee and oatmeal eaten, want more sleep...watching irish baking show......zzzzz

[Caryh 5,206]

bad bad bad boys! second lesson of the day went a bit better. still not feeling comfortable so, j has agreed to take me out for 1/2 hour every night. poor j...i think i've been making all sorts of demands on him...but to his credit, he has been a most supportive husband.

You know a guy loves you, when he'll get in a car while you're learning to drive.

morning all....coffee and oatmeal eaten, want more sleep...watching irish baking show......zzzzz

Welcome back.

[Caryh 5,206]

Ahem.....excuse me B.......

Not a Chinese driver......

A Fook!

Nah she got it right.

Huh? Which one a you markolodians got TOSed?

maybe it was my ethnic driver bumped sticker line?

[Caryh 5,206]

I haven't used my work laptop since it got back from getting a fan replaced at HP. I try to run some of my development software and it crashes every time. I'm think well what the Frill is going on. This morning I get in, start to trace down what is going on with it, and what to I find? There's a frilling spyware proxy put on it, interfering with the licensing software. Last thing I did before sending this off is moved the programs I was working on to my desktop computer to continue the work I was doing. What they heII is HP doing installing software on my computer? And installing some bogus spyware proxy to! At least is was a legit uninstall that removed easy, but WDF man.

Edited June 17, 2014 by Caryh

[JTB11 1,079]

Welcome back.

thanks

[The Mean Lady 604]

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[Caryh 5,206]

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You're having pi on the side?