International Pro's and Ex-Cons - FTW

[Teddy B 17,252]

The British are coming!!

Some of my in-laws are en-route from Windsor, Ontario and will be at our house tonight around 8pm. I will be playing host and tour guide for the next week. Got lots of cool stuff planned, day trip to Gloucester, whale watching, Faneuil Hall/Quincy Marketplace, Duck Tours, sightseeing and plenty of seafood. Should be a good week.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Hi friends. I am not done with this site Just... I dunno. Been in a weird place lately. But I'm alive!

[Teddy B 17,252]

Hi friends. I am not done with this site Just... I dunno. Been in a weird place lately. But I'm alive!

Well it doesn't get any weirder than here, c'mon in the water is great!

[TBoneTX 45,659]

Some of my in-laws are en-route from Windsor, Ontario and will be at our house tonight around 8pm. [...] Should be a good week.

Sounds like you get along well and that it should be fun.

For your consideration, si and eh man:

A traveling salesman went to Boston for the first time. Upon exiting the airport, he hailed a taxi. The taxi screeched up and the driver asked, "Where to, pal?"

The salesman thought for a second. "You know," he said, "I'm hoping that you can take me to a good place to get scrod."

The driver said, "Pal, I've heard that request in many different ways, in several dialects, and in a few languages, but this is the first time that I've heard it stated in the pluperfect subjunctive."

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Sounds like you get along well and that it should be fun.

For your consideration, si and eh man:

A traveling salesman went to Boston for the first time. Upon exiting the airport, he hailed a taxi. The taxi screeched up and the driver asked, "Where to, pal?"

The salesman thought for a second. "You know," he said, "I'm hoping that you can take me to a good place to get scrod."

The driver said, "Pal, I've heard that request in many different ways, in several dialects, and in a few languages, but this is the first time that I've heard it stated in the pluperfect subjunctive."

Not only that, this is the first time I've heard of pluperfect subjunctive.

Hi friends. I am not done with this site Just... I dunno. Been in a weird place lately. But I'm alive!

If you think you're in a weird place, you should move to Vermont.

[Darnell 8,478]

Well it doesn't get any weirder than here, c'mon in the water is great!

I am envious of the Duck Boat tours. I wish they'd do that in Houston downtown - we have a bayou there and everything.

[Jacque67 7,328]

And on his farm he had an uncle, E-I-E-I-O.

With a beer, beer here, and a beer, beer there,

Here a beer, there a beer,

Everywhere a beer, beer

Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

+1

The word pathological springs to mind.

[Pooky 3,821]

The word pathological springs to mind.

And they can't spell.

http://youtu.be/zebvFBNZ3Mg

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[Pooky 3,821]

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Sometimes, you post the weirdest gobbledygook.

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

Sometimes, you post the weirdest gobbledygook.

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[Pooky 3,821]

You don't know about the Love Baba?!

It's more a question of did I want to know about him?

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

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He posts on VJ sometimes, you'll have to be on the look out for him.

[GandD 5,966]

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[Darnell 8,478]

GandD - apologies about the preferred sex partner diatribe, earlier, from our esteemed farmer of Scots descent. Sure, it was funny for a bit, but hey !