International Pro's and Ex-Cons - FTW

[GandD 5,966]

Soooooo... the exam went fine, but the committee of bar examiners messed up and put an essay on the exam that was on a topic that was not, and never is, examined. Nobody knows what this means because it's never happened before! Everyone guesses that the essay will be thrown out, since no one was prepared to write on that topic, and the other three essays scaled accordingly.

One guy was so unnerved by finding the essay in the booklet that he ran out of the room and never came back!

Good to hear. Keeping my fingers crossed.

Happy Friday Losers!

What's up for the 4th of July weekend?

Wifey, the dogs and I are headed up to Maine for a well deserved 9 day vacation. Can't wait to kick back, do some fishin, hiking and enjoy a few cold ones round the campfire.

Hope everyone has a fun filled 4th!

Sounds fun teddo. I hope you get some well earned r&r.

[Operator 1,927]

Oh and we had our first ultrasound. One healthy little 7 week old embryo with a strong heartbeat. Yay!

Woo Hoo!!!

Congratulations! Size of a blueberry and still has a tail. My son still has his tail after 7 months on the outside.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Pics I found today in my folder:

For Jacque:

[GandD 5,966]

The second is my super fav

[Jacque67 7,328]

Pics I found today in my folder:

For Jacque:

Great stuff ....懐かしい！！！！！！！

[Teddy B 17,252]

If any of you hear the rumor being spread by Mr. William Cooksey that I "died in a car accident last four months back", don't believe it. I'm alive and well and now it's time for me to collect my Compensation Payment! See ya round suckers!

DEAR BENEFICIARY,

Good day, this is to inform you of your long overdue Compensation
Payment In this office Files records over here.This department founds
your name and email address in the Central Computer / Federal Ministry
of Finance among list of Scam Victim unpaid Compensation Funds and
have to update your information by contacting you Through this email
for your immediate confirmation response back to my Office without
delay. The value capital Compensation fund amount of $6,500, 000.00
USD (Six Million Five Hundred Thousand dollars only) is to your
favor listed name for immediate payment.

However we received an email from one Mr.Williams Cooksey,who told us
that he is your NEXT OF KIN and that you died in a car accident last
four Months back. He has also submitted his account information’s to
the office Department for transfer of the fund payment credit to him
as your Inheritor of the fund stated herein.

Below are the Account Details:

CHASE Bank
2075 S. Victoria Ave
Ventura, CA 93003
800 788-7000
Acct. name: Mr.Williams Cooksey
Type: Checking
ABA # 322271627
Acct # 1951204345

We are now verifying by contacting you through your email address as
we have in our Bank records before we can make the transfer into his
account and for us to conclude confirmation if you are still
alive.You’re the last person on the List to receive this Compensation
Fund as per the Federal Ministry of Finance Directives on Inheritance
Funds Outstanding Payment.

Please, if still alive, do urgently send email confirmation by Filling
the form details below as signification you are alive and willingly to
receive your funds payment.

FORM FILLING SIGNIFICATION CONFIRMING YOU ARE ALIVE;

PERSONAL DETAILS

Your Full Name
Full Residential Address (P.O.BOX NOT ALLOWED)
Direct and Current Phone
Nationality
Occupation
age/sex
Present Country
passport or Driver License identification

Do contact me with the details above if you are still alive for onward
processing of your fund release to you.

Your response is needed

Thanks,

Mr.frank morgan
Cotonou Benin Republic
+22968809030,

Edited July 11, 2016 by Teddy B

[Jacque67 7,328]

Lend me a fiver!

[Teddy B 17,252]

Whatever you need Jacque!

[Jacque67 7,328]

Whatever you need Jacque!

My hero. (With pasta on the side)

[Teddy B 17,252]

My hero. (With pasta on the side)

Sure, Angel Hair or Linguine?

[Jacque67 7,328]

Sure, Angel Hair or Linguine?

Fagioli

[Teddy B 17,252]

Fagioli

Reported!

[Jacque67 7,328]

Reported!

Brasciole.

[Teddy B 17,252]

Brasciole.

That's Kinky!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

HEY LOSERS!!!

It's been a whole month since last we posted. What's shaking in the world of rumpswabbery? On this end, Mr U was diagnosed with shingles yesterday. Apparently it was triggered by heat and stress, and he is pretty miserable. He's been ordered to stay away from the office for two weeks, which he says is not a terrible punishment as it will allow him to watch Constantine, Hot Fuzz, Beerfest, Idiocracy, The Last Boy Scout, Rushmore and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang on a near-continuous loop from his couch.