International Pro's and Ex-Cons - FTW

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Ours took 2 months from sending the I-751 to approval.

[GandD 5,966]

Just went on the USCIS website to check the status of wifey's ROC and this was the message.

Good, now get off this site!

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Good, now get off this site!

Angry comment.

[GandD 5,966]

Angry comment.

It was satire.

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

I want more satyr, and less satire.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I want more satyr, and less satire.

I want more martyrs, fewer satyrs.

I'm thinking Alexander Skarsgard as St Sebastian.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

It was satire.

You forgot the disclaimer.

[GandD 5,966]

You forgot the disclaimer.

That's moderation's job.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

You forgot the disclaimer.

Personal thought: if you need a disclaimer, you're probably doing it wrong.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Satire is now unacceptable at VJ. Everything must be PC and clear for all to easily understand. Like getting up on the wrong side of the bed.

[GandD 5,966]

Satire is now unacceptable at VJ. Everything must be PC and clear for all to easily understand. Like getting up on the wrong side of the bed.

Ah see, that's where you're wrong. Its ok if its really good.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Ah see, that's where you're wrong. Its ok if its really good.

It's no polite to tell me I'm wrong. Everyone here is always right about everything. Even when they are wrong.

[Calypso 464]

Thanks for the birthday greetings!

On the ketchup- G, have you tried banana ketchup?

I met someone last year who said that she almost always carries ketchup in her purse. One day, we had lunch in a Thai restaurant in Santa Monica and she forgot that she left her ketchup in another purse. She asked the server if they had ketchup and the guy said no. She couldn't finish her meal and I found it interesting that there are actually restaurants that don't have ketchup, whether they use it for cooking or not.

Harpa- Please remember that I was NOT a stripper. I was a strip club manager.

All kidding aside, I taught high school for a few years in the PH after completing my bachelor's degree. When I moved to the US, I ran a few websites for three years, including a K1 visa site and a quotations site. Aside from ads, I made a little bit by selling a PDF guide for $25 apiece on the K1 site. I took both sites down eventually because it felt like I had to maintain too many things. I was my own customer service rep when some people couldn't download the PDF properly. I also received a lot of emails about how to fill out the forms both from those who purchased and from those who didn't.

After that, I've done a little bit of freelancing on a how-to site and a daily deals site and then quit working completely. My husband provides well but of course, no one really wants to rely on their husband financially for a long time or not contribute something valuable to society. I'll likely learn programming starting this year.

Hello Maven! It's good to see you again.

Congrats on the I-751 approval, Teddy. Don't worry. Your wife won't divorce you until she fills up her secret bank account and becomes a USC.

Happy birthday, si ma'am! However, photos or you didn't happen, no ma'am.

Happy Birthday Calypso.

Youngsters these days.

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Calypso!!

Happy birthday, fellow Gemini!

Cramped seats and bad service?

Happy birthday Calypso! What is your career? (besides stripper )

AND, don't get me started on that sweet Canadian ketchup #######. I remember the first time I had ketchup in Canada, I was like #######? Now we have two bottles in our refrigerator. Nasty sweet ####### and delicious tomato based condiment.

[GandD 5,966]

Thanks for the birthday greetings!

On the ketchup- G, have you tried banana ketchup?

I met someone last year who said that she almost always carries ketchup in her purse. One day, we had lunch in a Thai restaurant in Santa Monica and she forgot that she left her ketchup in another purse. She asked the server if they had ketchup and the guy said no. She couldn't finish her meal and I found it interesting that there are actually restaurants that don't have ketchup, whether they use it for cooking or not.

Harpa- Please remember that I was NOT a stripper. I was a strip club manager.

All kidding aside, I taught high school for a few years in the PH after completing my bachelor's degree. When I moved to the US, I ran a few websites for three years, including a K1 visa site and a quotations site. Aside from ads, I made a little bit by selling a PDF guide for $25 apiece on the K1 site. I took both sites down eventually because it felt like I had to maintain too many things. I was my own customer service rep when some people couldn't download the PDF properly. I also received a lot of emails about how to fill out the forms both from those who purchased and from those who didn't.

After that, I've done a little bit of freelancing on a how-to site and a daily deals site and then quit working completely. My husband provides well but of course, no one really wants to rely on their husband financially for a long time or not contribute something valuable to society. I'll likely learn programming starting this year.

Can't say I've tried banana ketchup. Prob never fill. D has an unnatural hatred of bananas. They're not allowed to be in the house and if I ever eat them I'm put into quarantine, whatever that means, until such time she deems necessary.

What type of programming are you going to look into? I always see programming jobs around here. Lotus notes programming positions always see to be in demand for some reason.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Thanks for the birthday greetings!

On the ketchup- G, have you tried banana ketchup?

I met someone last year who said that she almost always carries ketchup in her purse. One day, we had lunch in a Thai restaurant in Santa Monica and she forgot that she left her ketchup in another purse. She asked the server if they had ketchup and the guy said no. She couldn't finish her meal and I found it interesting that there are actually restaurants that don't have ketchup, whether they use it for cooking or not.

Harpa- Please remember that I was NOT a stripper. I was a strip club manager.

All kidding aside, I taught high school for a few years in the PH after completing my bachelor's degree. When I moved to the US, I ran a few websites for three years, including a K1 visa site and a quotations site. Aside from ads, I made a little bit by selling a PDF guide for $25 apiece on the K1 site. I took both sites down eventually because it felt like I had to maintain too many things. I was my own customer service rep when some people couldn't download the PDF properly. I also received a lot of emails about how to fill out the forms both from those who purchased and from those who didn't.

After that, I've done a little bit of freelancing on a how-to site and a daily deals site and then quit working completely. My husband provides well but of course, no one really wants to rely on their husband financially for a long time or not contribute something valuable to society. I'll likely learn programming starting this year.

Hello Maven! It's good to see you again.

Congrats on the I-751 approval, Teddy. Don't worry. Your wife won't divorce you until she fills up her secret bank account and becomes a USC.

You forgot to mention me. I'm sure it was just a simple oversight and not revenge.