International Pro's and Ex-Cons - FTW

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

Yes, awesome sauce! Nuthin better than a $2300 kicker. Good thing I'm a cheap bashtard and save my money.

No, it does suck. But I so want to see the wires

[Teddy B 17,252]

You should let the house get burnt down, then apply for house insurance claim

Why didn't I think of that?

[Teddy B 17,252]

No, it does suck. But I so want to see the wires

I have seen the wires and they are burnt and frayed, there really wasn't any option other than to have it done, or burn down the house as Merry suggested.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I ask because there is an episode where he gets his sperm checked. They film him coming out of the room and his "afterglow" (reference VJ's fave pic) is too intimate, and it's uncomfortable to watch! Karl Pilkington is awesome though.

Teddy needs to watch it for the babas.

Maven, is the land of your forefathers CT or UK or elsewhere?

It was CT. My reunion was AMAZING -- over 80 of us from a class of 300. None of us wanted it to end and we now have plans for doing mini-reunions in the years between now and the next. At a boarding school the ties can be pretty tight, because these people are your brothers and sisters. We've seen each other at our strongest and most vulnerable, we've seen each other in ball gowns and totally nekkid.

Oh, and my mom kept telling me that if I would just marry Mr U, she would see to it that we had the wedding of our dreams.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Go for that wedding, gal!

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

Oh, and my mom kept telling me that if I would just marry Mr U, she would see to it that we had the wedding of our dreams.

Ooh, does that involve riding bareback? Confetti? Releasing doves? Hot air ballon nuptials? DO EET

The one thing that sucks about marriage is that you can't be naked more in public.

Edited May 20, 2016 by Harpa Timsah

[Jacque67 7,328]

Your birthday is coming up soon, Hills.....expect a proposal !

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

My mom also tried to bribe me with cold hard cash, and I reminded her that in order to satisfy the statute of frauds, such a contract made in consideration of marriage must be in writing and signed by her to be enforceable, so I'd better have a signed writing from her that she would fork over the $$$$$. She laughed nervously.

[TBoneTX 45,591]

99% of all actual/future lawyers give the rest a bad name.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Oh come on, no one's up for a little light lawyer humor about the statute of frauds?

Yeah, it's not that funny.

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

Oh come on, no one's up for a little light lawyer humor about the statute of frauds?

Yeah, it's not that funny.

I didn't get it

[TBoneTX 45,591]

Oh come on, no one's up for a little light lawyer humor about the statute of frauds?

Even if not, remember that one of the coolest words in the English language is "tortfeasor." You might enlighten us on what feasing torts involves.

[GandD 5,966]

What's this "fraud" you speak of?

[Teddy B 17,252]

What's this "fraud" you speak of?

And here I though all CABA's refered to marriage as "the goose that laid the golden egg".

[GandD 5,966]

For a caba, marriage is a free ticket to eating and ruining some poor upstanding gentleman's life. It's a process.