International Pro's and Ex-Cons - FTW

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

#God

Yo, he's on the Twitter now! It's good to have a hobby, and God is down with social media.

[Darnell 8,478]

Darnell, you got me craving pie man! It looks like a stop at the bakery sometime this week is in order.

There is a rumour hitting my twatter feed that you'll be driving a car this evening - enroute to home...

IMO - that's the best opportunity to stop off and get a pie... Yes - TODAY !!! STOP PUTTING IT OFF !!!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Who be this?

Not the Harpa, for she is the truth and the light, verily.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

If I was a carbonated alcoholic beverage containing hops, malt and barley, what would my brother's son call me?

[Teddy B 17,252]

There is a rumour hitting my twatter feed that you'll be driving a car this evening - enroute to home...

IMO - that's the best opportunity to stop off and get a pie... Yes - TODAY !!! STOP PUTTING IT OFF !!!

Yes, tonight would be fantastic, but I do try to limit my junk food intake to the weekends. So I'm thinking a Friday night double stop, one at the liquor store and the other at the bakery, ftw!

Not the Harpa, for she is the truth and the light, verily.

Aint that the truth.

If I was a carbonated alcoholic beverage containing hops, malt and barley, what would my brother's son call me?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

If I was a carbonated alcoholic beverage containing hops, malt and barley, what would my brother's son call me?

Larry?

[Teddy B 17,252]

Just went on the USCIS website to check the status of wifey's ROC and this was the message.

On June 3, 2014, we ordered production of your new card. Please allow 30 days for your card to be mailed to you. If we need something from you we will contact you. If you move before you receive the card, call customer service at 1-800-375-5283.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Larry?

Rhymes with.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Just went on the USCIS website to check the status of wifey's ROC and this was the message.

Terrific news! Now she can divorce you.

[Teddy B 17,252]

Terrific news! Now she can divorce you.

Come here you!

[spookyturtle 9,466]

Just went on the USCIS website to check the status of wifey's ROC and this was the message.

Why not start a thread in the upper forums b!tching about how long it took?

[Teddy B 17,252]

Why not start a thread in the upper forums b!tching about how long it took?

And I'm going to start an online petition!

But I really want to thank The God, without him, none of this would be possible!

[Darnell 8,478]

Just went on the USCIS website to check the status of wifey's ROC and this was the message.

That's on the short list -

of

one of the best reasons for an unscheduled pie-purchase --- right there !!!!

GO GET SOME PIE !!!

[or at least a can of pressuried whipped cream - as I think you might wanna use it tonight to help decorate]

And I'm going to start an online petition!

But I really want to thank The God, without him, none of this would be possible!

The God is Female - She tells me this --often and daily...

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

Our ROC took 9 months!

Must be the illegals fault!

[Teddy B 17,252]

Our ROC took 9 months!

Must be the illegals fault!

Sucker, I used the loophole!