International Pro's and Ex-Cons - FTW

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Just stopping by to say Happy Monday friends, and...

If everything goes according to the doc we should have a baby boy on Thanksgiving day. Doctor picked the day for a C-section since I'm American and American's believe in Thanksgiving, his words, not mine.

I'm just hoping he's as cute as Dex!

How exciting! Hope you and Mrs Operator are getting all the rest you can before the super-cute tyranny of the baby begins.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

OMG GUIZE

I just started filling out the N-400 for the former Mr Maven. We're meeting on Friday to start pulling stuff together to go along with the application. Imma be able to be in a filers thread sometime soon and I'll have a real reason to be on here and start obsessing about timelines, just like the old days.

[GandD 5,966]

Be sure to ask questions that have been answered 1000 times before.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Be sure to ask questions that have been answered 1000 times before.

I will make sure to ask them using my handphone!

I already asked a dumb question and was told to use the search function. I replied that I had stated in the OP that I was lazy and wanted to be told. I figure after 8 years of answering questions I get to ask a dumb one once in a while.

[Teddy B 17,252]

Be sure to ask questions that have been answered 1000 times before.

And always prefix your questions with "I'm asking this for a friend".

And always remember to thank God and the Love Baba whenever something good happens.

ETA: Be sure to post all of your threads multiple times in different forums to keep the mods busy.

Edited November 17, 2015 by Teddy B

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Here, and only here, is the definitive N-400 study guide:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/

[Operator 1,927]

Congrats to you and your wife Operator, I hope all goes well! You picked a great day to have him as the 26th of November is my b-day as well.

Dex is a good lookin boy and the women love him, your son will be all set with blonde hair, brown eyes, 4 paws and a tail!

Thanks Teddy, my wife thinks its a good day from the astrological perspective

I doubt we can pull off the blonde hair based on my wife's coloring but the tail is entirely possible, the gene pool from my side is a little...shall we say; murky.

How exciting! Hope you and Mrs Operator are getting all the rest you can before the super-cute tyranny of the baby begins.

I totally read this as 'super-cute tranny'

We are excited and trying to get a lot of rest. Her Mom is going to be here to help with things...which poses other issues but I'm keeping my mouth shut about that.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Be sure to post all of your threads multiple times in different forums to keep the mods busy.

A +1 for this. No one likes the bored constable who's lurking on the far side of the freeway overpass.

[Teddy B 17,252]

A +1 for this. No one likes the bored constable who's lurking on the far side of the freeway overpass.

I'm thinking about hiring some trolls to spam the upper forums, that will keep the mods occupado and we will have free reign in the basement.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

The big money is made down south.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

I'm thinking about hiring some trolls to spam the upper forums, that will keep the mods occupado and we will have free reign in the basement.

I spent some time this morning looking for some "OMG the refugees are going to slow down my visa it's sooooooooo unfair!!!!!!!!!!!" posts but I was on my handphone and lacked the power of the advanced search function. I know they exist -- I saw one on Facebook in a VJ group.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

I was on my handphone

Anathema!

[GandD 5,966]

Participation has been on a bit of a rebound lately. That's encouraging.

[Darnell 8,478]

Maine lobstah roll sighting in south west montrose. Report forthcoming.

[Teddy B 17,252]

Participation has been on a bit of a rebound lately. That's encouraging.

Yes, and with an influx of *ahem* "new members".