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Teddy B Grand Master

Teddy B   17,252

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Thanks Operator! You've got the puppy breath and sharp teeth part exactly right. I can deal with the puppy breath no problem, but I'll be happy when the puppy teeth are gone. He's doing really good with the chewing, he mostly chews his toys and not the furniture. Every once in a while he mistakes my hand for a toy and gives me a good nibble though. When he does I give his nose a little flick with my finger and he stops. Last night he got my toes, the lil #######.

He uses the crate as his little home. We leave the door open all the time and he goes in and out as he pleases. He hordes his toys in there too. He's got no fear either, he goes after our 8 year old German Shepherd with gusto. Thankfully the Shepherd is fairly tolerant of his playfulness, but it will be better once Dex gets a little bigger and stronger so he can handle himself a bit better.

Could someone please explain to me why the word "b u g g e r" is on the censored list?

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Could someone please explain to me why the word "b u g g e r" is on the censored list?

Because in some language other than 'murican it means to fornicate...I think.

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Because in some language other than 'murican it means to fornicate...I think.

I never knew this: :huh:

bug·ger
[ˈbəgər, ˈbo͝og-]
VERB
  1. penetrate the ####### of (someone) during sexual intercourse; sodomize.
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TBoneTX Grand Master

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Ufffffffff.

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Teddy, any news of your relocating to warmer climes? Winter approaches again.

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Ufffffffff.

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Teddy, any news of your relocating to warmer climes? Winter approaches again.

We are still contemplating the move south TBone. What was once a slam dunk has now become a little more of a long shot. Both my wife and I got considerable raises at our places of employment and that has made the decision to completely uproot a bit more difficult. The housing in Florida won't be a problem at all, but by the research we have done, finding proper employment might be. We are also looking into purchasing a nice home in Florida now, renting it out for 10 or 12 years and then make the move when it comes closer to retirement time. So unfortunately it looks like I will have to suffer through a few more winters until we make the move.

I just ordered the replacement belts for my snowblower yesterday. :dead:

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Ufffff. Well, sock away the extra bucks for an eventually comfortable Florida retirement.

Question for the Day: If we were tired yesterday and are tired again today, are we re-tired?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Darnell Grand Master

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Could someone please explain to me why the word "b u g g e r" is on the censored list?

sorry, late, but usually a british slang term, sometimes fornication, sometimes homosexual plundering, depends on context...

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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...and a F A G is a cigarette....and shag means to fornicate and bollocks means...

well lets just say we are two countries separated by a common language....and don't post pictures of a fanny because it'll get ya thread banned...

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Darnell Grand Master

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But fannies are so delectable! Grrrr.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

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I just can´t stop looking at that signature Darnell....it is addicting! or maybe i need some sleep:/

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...and a F A G is a cigarette....

I was shopping at Nordstrom on Saturday and the Supergrass song "Alright" was on the in-store music system. An entire line of the song which goes along the lines of "smoke a [EXPURGATED] / put it out" was removed. Sacrilege!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwjXgskUN50

larissa-lima-says-who-is-against-the-que

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I was shopping at Nordstrom on Saturday and the Supergrass song "Alright" was on the in-store music system. An entire line of the song which goes along the lines of "smoke a [EXPURGATED] / put it out" was removed. Sacrilege!

PC gone mad!

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[snip]

vintage-ads-its-a-mans-world.jpg

img tag is broken? hmmmmm

[img][img=http://all-that-is-interesting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/vintage-ads-its-a-mans-world.jpg]
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Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

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