International Pro's and Ex-Cons - FTW

[Teddy B 17,252]

He doesn't have that good smell to me. I don't know if I am used to it or what, but I even googled it because I was worried. I found some woman say her baby smelled like a potato, so that made me feel better

I have smelled that new baby smell on other babies — I am missing out!

Hmmm, you are missing out Harpa. Not fair!!

But on the flipside it probably is a good thing that he doesn't smell like he came from the produce aisle.

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

You make you go lol lol.... so much

Remind me of this couple with their newborn 'Burrito' picture.

Where did you find this picture of Mr U and me??????

[Teddy B 17,252]

I think we need another AOS/Tourist visa fraud thread tomorrow.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Where did you find this picture of Mr U and me??????

You are on the cosmopolitan magazine!

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a54241/newborn-burrito-photos/

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

I want to make joke VJ threads and give joke answers, but I don't have the stamina to keep it going. Like HELP! I accidentally got married! Or HELP! I quit my job and moved to Europe and only then realized I am not welcome to live anywhere in the world!

[Merrytooth 5,748]

You already have one similar thread before

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/508141-the-fake-immigration-advice-thread/page-1

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

You already have one similar thread before

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/508141-the-fake-immigration-advice-thread/page-1

blimey!

[Operator 1,927]

As we all are. We were told repeatedly and very adamantly that they were living in a state of Utopia.

I thought they lived in Vermont???

He has a little outfit that looks like he is ready to go to baby ashram, actually! Maybe he does have a future as a baba.

Just moved him to 3 months clothes, though they are still a little big. Newborn clothes started to get a little hard to put on.

Hi Harpa welcome back!

Our almost 5 month old just went into 6-9 month clothes that are long in the leg and tight in the middle....built like his dad I guess!

We're going to Thailand in a couple of weeks and I'm looking for a speedo that will fit over his diaper, any ideas where to pick one up? Teddy?

[Jacque67 7,328]

Can't you get waterproof diapers? What would you want to cover them?

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

Hey, Operator! You guys back in the States yet?

[Operator 1,927]

Can't you get waterproof diapers? What would you want to cover them?

Whats cuter than a baby in a speedo?

Hey, Operator! You guys back in the States yet?

Not yet, probably August/September. We decided on Denver...because of course that's the home of the world champion Broncos. We were so close on San Francisco but in the end it was the cost of living that killed it since my wife want's to wait a while before going back to work. My sister is in Denver and I've been skiing since I was wog so it seems like a good fit...plus the weed and all...

Just signed the letter of intent and looks like the purchase agreement on the business is in the final draft. I'm super excited about it!

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

I thought they lived in Vermont???

Hi Harpa welcome back!

Our almost 5 month old just went into 6-9 month clothes that are long in the leg and tight in the middle....built like his dad I guess!

We're going to Thailand in a couple of weeks and I'm looking for a speedo that will fit over his diaper, any ideas where to pick one up? Teddy?

You make him sound like humpty dumpty

Baby swimwear! Wow that's advanced level — I am still on beginner mode.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Teddy wears depends????

[Teddy B 17,252]

[Operator 1,927]

My first year of taxes living in a foreign country is nutz.

We ended up over contributing to my wife's roth ira because our taxable income was less than 11,000.......

...but I was able to write off 92,000 in foreign earned income...smiley face!