Roll Call of Fallen Commrades

[Karee 4,190]

I would like an American husband, in fact, I would prefer it — much easier. But, alas, I met this dude and we get on well, so, that's life!

I'd like an American husband as well. I hear they are rich and hansum man.

[Harpa Timsah 13,258]

I'd like an American husband as well. I hear they are rich and hansum man.

[luckytxn 2,264]

Doubtful.

Are... are we being allowed to stay?

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Are... are we being allowed to stay?

I here from the top kip and danno are.. They say you are too dangerous

[Pinocchio Liberal 268]

I would like an American husband, in fact, I would prefer it — much easier. But, alas, I met this dude and we get on well, so, that's life!

Is he blind?

[luckytxn 2,264]

She needs a visa.

Are you trying to say that you would actually deny someone like poor little Anastasia down below access to the USA so that she could enjoy the chance at a happy and fulfilling marriage not to mention a chance for her to learn how to use a clothes dryer, dish washing machine, Kirby vacuum and even have her very own car? She has the right to earn that kind of modern day Western lifestyle..and she will.

[GandD 5,966]

Is he blind?

Derp!

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

The warranty runs out after they receive their US citizenship .. right around the 3 year mark.

Dude, this is why going with a domestic model is much easier. Also, you don't have to marry them. I am fully converted to the charms of the American man now.

Also -- HEY RUMP SWABS! I am reading all of this and not participating anywhere near as much as I want to, because I have so much homework this weekend.

Edited May 25, 2014 by the maven

[IB6UB9 42]

Dude, this is why going with a domestic model is much easier. Also, you don't have to marry them in order to get them over. I am fully converted to the charms of the American man now.

Also -- HEY RUMP SWABS! I am reading all of this and not participating anywhere near as much as I want to, because I have so much homework this weekend.

Yo Mave..long time no hear. Nice to hear you met a decent fellow. I was thinking of going American again.... I knock boots with a bartender here know and then and another gal who's ol man also works up on the slope but Ukraine is a tough one to pass up on right now. Ever since the recent revolution there and now this civil war going on it's became a total buyers market over there atm.

[Leatherneck 693]

No I thought it was the only way to get FREE sex. From reading the stories of our friend from Alaska, it seems it wasn't really free.

Even then it's not free. Just stop paying the cable bill, the internet bill, the cell phone bill, the car payment, no monthly shopping, and no mani/pedi bi-weekly maintenance - that free sex goes poof.

[IB6UB9 42]

She needs a visa.

... and a Bad Daddy.

Edited May 25, 2014 by IB6UB9

[Jacque67 7,328]

Yo Mave..long time no hear. Nice to hear you met a decent fellow. I was thinking of going American again.... I knock boots with a bartender here know and then and another gal who's ol man also works up on the slope but Ukraine is a tough one to pass up on right now. Ever since the recent revolution there and now this civil war going on it's became a total buyers market over there atm.

But wouldn't a local product be cheaper and easier in the long run?

[IB6UB9 42]

But wouldn't a local product be cheaper and easier in the long run?

It's 6 one way, half a dozen another. Both has it's pros and cons.... local and foreign that is.

[Jacque67 7,328]

It's 6 one way, half a dozen another. Both has it's pros and cons.... local and foreign that is.

You have more energy than me. I couldn't be bothered to go out of my way to find a foreign spouse. But I am not living in Alaska, maybe you have less choices...

[IB6UB9 42]

You have more energy than me. I couldn't be bothered to go out of my way to find a foreign spouse. But I am not living in Alaska, maybe you have less choices...

I think the travelling there is half the fun.... I don't mean the actual flying itself..I hate flying and I fly to and from work. It's the sense of adventure over there. I've done Western Europe plenty of times and it's full of culture, etc... but not the adventure that Eastern Europe provides. An example...one of my trips to Belarus I was getting loaded with the now ex wife and one of her former college mates at a strip club...and their strip clubs are nothing like ours. Black tie, hor d'oeuvres, gals with no tats, piercings, etc.. and even the convo's with the strippers there are interesting seeing how most all of them are college educated. The night clubs there could be better if they did away with the techno but it's the good with the bad. Anyways were getting loaded and one of the dancers sitting at our table tells us there's a new night club that just opened up over in Smolensk....that's Russia and I was in Belarus. I didn't have a transit visa let alone a visa to enter Russia but if you have the money you can pretty much do what you want. So we grab a few bottles of tequila, some wine, beer, etc...and we go for the 4 hour train ride to Smolensk after greasing a pocket... me,the ol lady and her college friend. We didn't even make it all the way into the club seeing how the wife and her girlfriend got into it with some Russian hooker type gal who was with an Arab. The Russian was explaining to her Arab date how to count out rubles to pay for the cover charge...she was speaking English to him seeing how English is the default language for anyone who doesn't speak the same language as the parties they are trying to communicate with. So I says; "It looks like we are all speaking English here tonight", and the Russian gal says something that must have not been nice because the wife and her gf went off on the Russian gal. I don't say anything...they are yelling in Russian and I'm just kicking back watching it all and all of the sudden the Arab says something no so nice in English that was directed towards us. I'm loaded on tequila and I let him have it. Wrong move on my part. I got maced, kicked and zip tied by the bouncers there. They call the cops and of course the cops want money in order to let me go. I had something like $1,100 on me and I went to the atm for more. The drove us to the atm in fact. We get escorted to the train station and sent back across the border.

Two days later in Minsk we are coming out of a night club and I hear Stevie Ray Vaughn being played by a band. I follow the music and they are playing to a crowd in an outdoor concert. I meet with the band, tell them they sound great, it's nice to hear some real music ...yada yada. So we end up partying with them at the casino when they get done with their concert and they ask me if we wanted to go to Ukraine with them to watch them play a two night gig there. We tell them that I just got kicked out of Russia and that I don't have a transit visa to leave Belarus and get back in. They say np ..that were they are crossing the border there isn't any border guards. They drove through pastures in order to cross the border and like they said..no border guards. We slept on the floor at a house attached to the club they played and and did as ####### load of shrooms and ecstasy. I had never done ecstasy before but yes on the shrooms. Come to find out that's the main reason they went there...to buy drugs and sell them back in Minsk. When we got back to Minsk we had three hits left and the wife didn't want hers so me and Marina did our hits and split the wifes between us..this was back in Minsk at a night club. I ended up on stage dancing with some cage dancers...had a blast and ended up getting asked to leave. But that's just an example of some of the fun Eastern Europe offers.

Eastern Europe is a blast for sure and I never try to make any kind of serous itinerary for those trips. I like to go where the wind takes me. It's always interesting to meet people there at cafe's, pizza joints, bars, etc.. and see where it goes

As far as RUB women are concerned ... you have your good with your bad...a lot of bad in many regards but just enough exoticness in the sex dept. to even it out. .