Roll Call of Fallen Commrades

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

She was (is) after both. She was boinking her lawyer as soon as she moved out and she was doing a dentist also. She had me fooled big time...she went to work every day came home and we had dinner, watched tube, exchanged "I love you's", great sex, etc.. and all along she was putting the wheels into motion. What got things going was New Years. After my contract ran out with the city there I was on unemployment. I had a job offer from up on the slope (oil fields), but they won't hire anyone that lives on the Bering Sea seeing how they know there's times during the winter that we don't make our flights for sometimes up to 3 - 4 days due to weather delays. So I told her to give her work notice because we were moving to Wasilla... civilization. So she tells me that we need to stay another 5 - 6 mos so she can get some bs dental certs from her work....she says there will be other job offers for me when we get to Wasilla and we were doing good on the money so I says to her...ok, np we will stay until then. So after 6 mos comes up and I have a chance to go back to work in the oil fields I tell her once again to give her work notice and that we were moving. I even linked her to the MS Office site where they have letters of notice for quitting your job. I told her to make two copies, take them into work the next morning, have them signed and give her work 30 day notice To make a point of it I started packing up that night and taking pics of stuff so we could sell everything before we left...cheaper to buy in Anchorage or Wasilla then to have to pay for shipping. She's a person of habit and she always called me during her lunch....but that day she never called. So when she gets home I ask her to see the signed notice and she gives me a funny look and then goes into the alligator tear bs when I tell her I'm tired of this bs and either she starts packing her ####### to get ready to leave or I'm going to file for divorce and buy 10 more of her kind over there for half the price I had to pay to fly her fvking cat over here.

So after she spends all night telling me that she only needs another 6 mos. to get some bs dental cert...another one that she says she really needs.... I cave in...there was probably some sex involved in that convo....she always won the arguments between us as soon as she started peeling off her clothes. Ya I'm weak that way.

So on New Years... a few months after I cave in a second time ... we have company over ... my brother and his ol lady and a electrician buddy of mine and his wife. My sister in law said something to me about me getting fat from doing nothing all day and ask me why we haven't went to Wasilla yet. I tell her what the wife told me and my sister in law says...; BS. she's lying..and that was right in front of everyone including the wife. It got real quite then and I didn't know what to say. So Kathy..my brothers wife ask to see my laptop ask Kira where she plans on taking her degree for Dental Hygienist and the brings it up on my laptop..she shows Kira that she doesn't need any certs for her degree and then she really lays it on my wife by letting her know that she manages a dental clinic in Washington state and that Kira has been lying to me for well over a year now. I look at Kira and Kira has that look on her face... it's "tell" like in cards. Kira has a tell when she's been caught lying and she was showing it big time. Now this is a month before Kira has to fly to Anchorage to take her citizenship test. Everyone leaves early due to the little family fall out and and the next day my sister in law calls me up and says that the wife has something up her sleeve and that she's planning on screwing me over somehow. So that's when I got a microcassette recorder and started sticking it behind he couch when she was skying with her RUB friends. I didn't get it translated in time though before she took her test and that is where I am at now. And yes, I did find out after the fact that she had all those certs signed off a year ago and she kept us there for nothing... well not nothing. She was badmouthing me at her work...I found this out later and she was making plans with that lawyer friend of hers. She was busy putting all her ducks in a row and Dilingham worked out perfect for her. There's more but I got to run and get smokes...I'l fill ya in on how the cops came to my cabin and arrested me in the next post and it gets even better ...well worse after that.

This is so much better than race and TM. that i will take up a collection to pay off the Mods for him to stay

[GandD 5,966]

Thank God for this thread.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

She was (is) after both. She was boinking her lawyer as soon as she moved out and she was doing a dentist also. She had me fooled big time...she went to work every day came home and we had dinner, watched tube, exchanged "I love you's", great sex, etc.. and all along she was putting the wheels into motion. What got things going was New Years. After my contract ran out with the city there I was on unemployment. I had a job offer from up on the slope (oil fields), but they won't hire anyone that lives on the Bering Sea seeing how they know there's times during the winter that we don't make our flights for sometimes up to 3 - 4 days due to weather delays. So I told her to give her work notice because we were moving to Wasilla... civilization. So she tells me that we need to stay another 5 - 6 mos so she can get some bs dental certs from her work....she says there will be other job offers for me when we get to Wasilla and we were doing good on the money so I says to her...ok, np we will stay until then. So after 6 mos comes up and I have a chance to go back to work in the oil fields I tell her once again to give her work notice and that we were moving. I even linked her to the MS Office site where they have letters of notice for quitting your job. I told her to make two copies, take them into work the next morning, have them signed and give her work 30 day notice To make a point of it I started packing up that night and taking pics of stuff so we could sell everything before we left...cheaper to buy in Anchorage or Wasilla then to have to pay for shipping. She's a person of habit and she always called me during her lunch....but that day she never called. So when she gets home I ask her to see the signed notice and she gives me a funny look and then goes into the alligator tear bs when I tell her I'm tired of this bs and either she starts packing her ####### to get ready to leave or I'm going to file for divorce and buy 10 more of her kind over there for half the price I had to pay to fly her fvking cat over here.

So after she spends all night telling me that she only needs another 6 mos. to get some bs dental cert...another one that she says she really needs.... I cave in...there was probably some sex involved in that convo....she always won the arguments between us as soon as she started peeling off her clothes. Ya I'm weak that way.

So on New Years... a few months after I cave in a second time ... we have company over ... my brother and his ol lady and a electrician buddy of mine and his wife. My sister in law said something to me about me getting fat from doing nothing all day and ask me why we haven't went to Wasilla yet. I tell her what the wife told me and my sister in law says...; BS. she's lying..and that was right in front of everyone including the wife. It got real quite then and I didn't know what to say. So Kathy..my brothers wife ask to see my laptop ask Kira where she plans on taking her degree for Dental Hygienist and the brings it up on my laptop..she shows Kira that she doesn't need any certs for her degree and then she really lays it on my wife by letting her know that she manages a dental clinic in Washington state and that Kira has been lying to me for well over a year now. I look at Kira and Kira has that look on her face... it's "tell" like in cards. Kira has a tell when she's been caught lying and she was showing it big time. Now this is a month before Kira has to fly to Anchorage to take her citizenship test. Everyone leaves early due to the little family fall out and and the next day my sister in law calls me up and says that the wife has something up her sleeve and that she's planning on screwing me over somehow. So that's when I got a microcassette recorder and started sticking it behind he couch when she was skying with her RUB friends. I didn't get it translated in time though before she took her test and that is where I am at now. And yes, I did find out after the fact that she had all those certs signed off a year ago and she kept us there for nothing... well not nothing. She was badmouthing me at her work...I found this out later and she was making plans with that lawyer friend of hers. She was busy putting all her ducks in a row and Dilingham worked out perfect for her. There's more but I got to run and get smokes...I'l fill ya in on how the cops came to my cabin and arrested me in the next post and it gets even better ...well worse after that.

Wow! So your sister-in-law busted her. And you delayed moving for over a year because of her lies. So she was planning something big and needed to stay right where you were. Crazy a$$ sh!t, that's for sure. And this really got you wondering ####### was going on. I'll wait for the next post.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Thank God dodd for this thread.

[spookyturtle 9,466]

This is so much better than race and TM. that i will take up a collection to pay off the Mods for him to stay

I think they might let Kip and Penny stay, otherwise they would have bounced them by now. Moderation has to be following this thread. I only wish that we could all sit down somewhere and have a few beers while Kip tells his story.

[GandD 5,966]

I'm in Atlanta. I just need your address so I can ####### on your lawn.

[Leatherneck 693]

Thank God for this thread.

I second that.

ETA: Getting late, starting to type ####### as I fall asleep.

Edited May 24, 2014 by Leatherneck

[Jacque67 7,328]

Great thread!

[GandD 5,966]

I second that -- but are you sure?

Well, it's more of a figure of speech for me but whatever. I'm here for the stories.

[Leatherneck 693]

Well, it's more of a figure of speech for me but whatever. I'm here for the stories.

I agree -- Kip gets knee deep when he steps in it.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

Great thread!

You are welcome.. I could drive the traffic here if they would let me

[Leatherneck 693]

Where's Kip? My popcorn is hot and my beer is cold?

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

MARVIN WHERE ARE YOU. I miss you!

I'm here:) Took the wife to see Xmen, and trying to catch up on all these pages. I've missed you too.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

I'm here:) Took the wife to see Xmen, and trying to catch up on all these pages. I've missed you too.

Uhoh the pathfinder is here. Doom soon

[GandD 5,966]

I was hoping falstin qsomething was here to argue with kip