Star Rant, Return of the Jada

[JTB11 1,079]

stuff you need:

1. hand-tools , not require power

2. 2 broken bikes with working wheels

3. 8 aluminum crutches

4. 4 dead bike innertubes , punctured ok.

now, take all of that, and make yerself a cargo carrier to pull behind yer bike.

you would. Btw - we do have hand-tools FIL is crazy about that stuff.

[Darnell 8,479]

you would. Btw - we do have hand-tools FIL is crazy about that stuff.

or you could find a baby pull-along and repurpose it with only a modicum of work.

I can picture you now, riding on your bike, pulling this behind yer bike, with a ghetto blaster blaring at full volume, languidly pumping yer legs over the hills and valleys,

then picking up the horse poo for your organic garden in the back.

[seriously, use the cargo carrier to deliver cakes and baked goods to yer customers]

[JTB11 1,079]

[SAT 9,609]

Kill them

Did I mention that I had Korean yesterday? It was amazeballs. Wish I could eat it every day.

How dare you delay reporting having Korean food....

[SAT 9,609]

you let the fooks in the door, StevKlar. You shoulda been elsewhere !

No it was my jack azz father...

[kitthekat 1,317]

awake now. feeling kinda weird, still.

[JTB11 1,079]

awake now. feeling kinda weird, still.

sleep it off, drink water...feel better...?

[kitthekat 1,317]

will do, thanks jada.

[SAT 9,609]

MIL wants to play dominoes tonight...she hates playing games where one needs to use brain even a little...I feel she is smelling that i just about had it with them and is desperately trying to bait me. I bet she will cook something on Sunday too...she already planned a weekend going around flee markets...

Tell her to play "hide and go F yourself"

Go to the flea market with her, try to sell her as a circus elephant....

[JTB11 1,079]

will do, thanks jada.

*hugs*

Tell her to play "hide and go F yourself"

Go to the flea market with her, try to sell her as a circus elephant....

[SAT 9,609]

or you could find a baby pull-along and repurpose it with only a modicum of work.

I can picture you now, riding on your bike, pulling this behind yer bike, with a ghetto blaster blaring at full volume, languidly pumping yer legs over the hills and valleys,

then picking up the horse poo for your organic garden in the back.

[seriously, use the cargo carrier to deliver cakes and baked goods to yer customers]

Don't you have like 10 gazillion dollaz?

Buy her a pull along carrier, you cheap Tarklar!

I bought her a steamer rack and a loaf of bread. Now you get her a pull along carrier. With bike.

[JTB11 1,079]

I am gonna go look into how to bake Battenberg with some modifications.

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

Erm... afternoon!

Erm... evening!

[JTB11 1,079]

Morning!

Erm... afternoon!

Erm... evening!

Asiaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[SAT 9,609]

I can feel my blood pressure elevated. Nice way to start off my vacation. Every fing azzhole expecting me to do them favors.....

Especially my own father, who thinks I wanna spend my entire fing vacation driving him around.