Star Rant, Return of the Jada

[TBoneTX 46,063]

They must have an accent....like ....um....Tarklar...

Eengleesh-only ootside ze rehional forooms, zee man!

Tark you've been visiting often during the day. You got sick of yapping to yourself?

Never, man -- I'm the brilliantest I know. Temporarily more free time; also to cut down on number of pages (usually Many) to read late at night, zzz man. Youse guys are verbose, see man!

[TheFantastics09 19]

I must say, this thread IS the bee's knees .

Edited May 22, 2014 by TheFantastics09

[Ontarkie 14,435]

Ok....my ball busting red neck question of the day....

If your hubs had to siphon the gas outta the lawn mower for his truck, then where you get gas for lawn mower?

It ran on fumes

[TBoneTX 46,063]

LOVE- Legs. Open. Very. Easy

Farts first, see man.

Then Mrs. Darnell loves me verra much

You married well, Bro D man.

Asia look! Tark is infidel!

Bad Asia for looking! Bad, BAD Asia!

Can't you see I worka here....?

Once I was blind, and I couldn't si. Still can't, no si man.

Tark just has his virtual harem of rubias here

Including both Commie-babes, whee man.

His inflatable dolls might get jealous.....

No, man; I just slap them around for a while until they acquiesce, see man.

Tarklar must be balding.

No, man; Propecia starting in 2002 halted the process in Many (3) months and then began regrowing, whee man.

Lawn (weeds) in the front yard cut. Magnolia tree dropped its leaves the been spit out all over by mower. Spaghetti for lunch then a shower. Man what a productive day so far

You make lunch before showering after mow-lawning, huh ma'am?!

The only way to do yardwork is to rake all leaves & clippings into the yard, then run over them with the mower, see man.

Edited May 22, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,499]

Bad Asia for looking! Bad, BAD Asia!

[Ontarkie 14,435]

You make lunch before showering after mow-lawning, huh ma'am?!

The only way to do yardwork is to rake all leaves & clippings into the yard, then run over them with the mower, see man.

I'm eating leftovers so its heat and eat, but yes .

Edited May 22, 2014 by Ontarkie

[Asia 2,499]

I must say, this thread IS the bee's knees .

That's cause we are the best

[SAT 9,609]

I must say, this thread IS the bee's knees .

I know all my thuggy friends here would give me all the credit....but I must be modest.....

They deserve at least 1% of it....

Thank you thank you

[Ontarkie 14,435]

I must say, this thread IS the bee's knees .

[TBoneTX 46,063]

Do you know nothing about the south? Of course she siphoned it out of the neighbors truck.

By mouth, too, si man.

I must say, this thread IS the bee's knees .

No, man; it's the cat's pajamas, but you are forgiven if you join in at least occasionally, si man, or optimally as a regular, whee man.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm eating leftovers so its heat and eat, but yes .

Ah does raccoon keep well overnight?

[SAT 9,609]

By mouth, too, si man.

No, man; it's the cat's pajamas, but you are forgiven if you join in at least occasionally, si man, or optimally as a regular, whee man.

Maybe stretch can suck a golf ball through a garden hose? That's why the red neck is nuts about her? Edited May 22, 2014 by SteveAndTiff

[TBoneTX 46,063]

I'm eating leftovers so its heat and eat, but yes .

You're more man than I am, eeee man... I make a knee's-beeline for the shower, then think about food, bee and think, man.

That's cause we are the best

And the most modest and humble to have ever trod the earth, bar none, si and no man!

1. I must be modest.....They deserve at least 1% of it....

2. Thank you thank you

1. No, man; YOU deserve 1% of it, and we deserve Many%.

2. You're welcome you're welcome

[Asia 2,499]

And the most modest and humble to have ever trod the earth, bar none, si and no man!

Oh, of course!

And Steve'O is the modestest of all!

[TBoneTX 46,063]

Cool -- the other compliant, adoring Commie-babe got her +1 capabilities back, whee ma'am.