Star Rant, Return of the Jada

[Darnell 8,478]

The gaseous warfare issue?

That was never a topic when she was in China. I swear...

[Caryh 5,206]

Not endorsed by Bill Cosby I'm sure.

That was never a topic when she was in China. I swear...

So you didn't become an old gas bag until she got to the states?

[kitthekat 1,317]

back from first driving lesson...did not expect she (instructor) would actually put me on the roads with other cars and people and dogs and stuff. my biggest issues are trying to keep in my lane and remembering which lane to turn into. it will get easier...right?

[oohpartiv 484]

back from first driving lesson...did not expect she (instructor) would actually put me on the roads with other cars and people and dogs and stuff. my biggest issues are trying to keep in my lane and remembering which lane to turn into. it will get easier...right?

It definitely does. I remember being terrified when other cars came in the opposite direction. You won't even have to think about those things soon.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

back from first driving lesson...did not expect she (instructor) would actually put me on the roads with other cars and people and dogs and stuff. my biggest issues are trying to keep in my lane and remembering which lane to turn into. it will get easier...right?

yes, it will get better..

Then you will get on the highways to practise.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

That was never a topic when she was in China. I swear...

Darnell, someone in the General Section might needs your help on how to get the China wife adapt to US life.

[SAT 9,609]

So, at about 3..... I told the office I was going to get a haircut. Then I went MIA

[SAT 9,609]

My wife ran away from me while I was trying to molest her last weekend. When I caught her, I lead her back to bedroom, and she started teasing me about not carrying her. I told her to not even go into reason I avoid picking up and carrying her now

Perv...

ah - yoots problems.... I don't even know what that is... [no no - don't try to 'splain it - I am comfortable with the lack o knowledge]

I guess it's time to fully accept my geezer-hood after all...It's nice / nicer now - what with almost a full head o hair !

Menopause is next.....

Sometimes I do that, I just play a different game.

worked here to. But when I stopped for 6 months is started thinning again. Need to return to it. If I didn't have a wife that was younger than me, I'd say screw it and live with less hair.

my wife is in her mid 40s and [by murican standards] looks 24 or 25. I told her about this problem prior to the pond jump but she not believe me then...

she believes me now

You bunch a baldklars....

[SAT 9,609]

It definitely does. I remember being terrified when other cars came in the opposite direction. You won't even have to think about those things soon.

Go buy a power ghetto ball ticket!!

You're our best shot!!

yes, it will get better..

Then you will get on the highways to practise.

PractiCe!

[Merrytooth 5,748]

baldklars ...

[Merrytooth 5,748]

PractiCe!

In the US, you can use practice for noun and verb. In the UK, you must use practice for the noun, and practise for the verb.

[SAT 9,609]

In the US, you can use practice for noun and verb. In the UK, you must use practice for the noun, and practise for the verb.

In the UK, they take a shower every 3 days....

(In Arkansas, they take one monthly)

[SAT 9,609]

Where's Stretch....I gotta ask her how many cans of WD-40 she has in her line of sight right from where she's typing......

[Ontarkie 14,236]

In the UK, they take a shower every 3 days....

(In Arkansas, they take one monthly)

Lately it sure feels like once a month

Where's Stretch....I gotta ask her how many cans of WD-40 she has in her line of sight right from where she's typing......

None atm I ran out

So sick I thought just for a second that I might be getting better but nope.

[JTB11 1,079]

So sick I thought just for a second that I might be getting better but nope.

sorry to hear is it a flu ?