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Caryh Grand Master

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It is small, but effective.

One of my buddies tries to use that excuse on his wife, but she just shakes her head when he says it. :lol:

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My wife ran away from me while I was trying to molest her last weekend. When I caught her, I lead her back to bedroom, and she started teasing me about not carrying her. I told her to not even go into reason I avoid picking up and carrying her now :lol:

She sounds feisty.

I like it.

I love a guy who looks like he could be on Criminal Minds as either an agent or a killer.

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She sounds feisty.

I like it.

She is fiesty. She even tried to cut me off of iyot over a text today! :shocked: I think someone is asking to get molested again :lol:

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My wife ran away from me while I was trying to molest her last weekend. When I caught her, I lead her back to bedroom, and she started teasing me about not carrying her. I told her to not even go into reason I avoid picking up and carrying her now :lol:

omg - it's not that common problem.....

where...

when you toss her over yer shoulder --caveman style---

the added sudden pressure on her abdomen

causes an explosion of sounds from the farting...

is it ? I hate that common problem - and use the other caveman style ---

of dragging her by her ankles...

sure - she might get some carpet burns or leave some stains on the carpet - - -

but at least I not get a close-in-weapons discharge so near my nostrils !!!

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Caryh Grand Master

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omg - it's not that common problem.....

where...

when you toss her over yer shoulder --caveman style---

the added sudden pressure on her abdomen

causes an explosion of sounds from the farting...

is it ? I hate that common problem - and use the other caveman style ---

of dragging her by her ankles...

sure - she might get some carpet burns or leave some stains on the carpet - - -

but at least I not get a close-in-weapons discharge so near my nostrils !!!

My wife's chemical warfare weapons smell like roses. Or so she tells me, now I avoid rose gardens.

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Darnell Grand Master

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eh - it was WW-III last night - about an hour after the buffet-binge ended... Both of us firing badly-aimed salvos... The cease-fire prolly started around 2:30 AM... sure - we burned through 3 candles and she laughed herself silly - but it seemed fun !

as to a rose-garden - yes - i get the analogy with the petals and what-nots -

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Darnell Grand Master

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ah - yoots problems.... I don't even know what that is... [no no - don't try to 'splain it - I am comfortable with the lack o knowledge]

I guess it's time to fully accept my geezer-hood after all...It's nice / nicer now - what with almost a full head o hair !

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Darnell Grand Master

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no -- Rograine was successful ! :D

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Caryh Grand Master

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If I ran away from Aliban, he'd be like "sweet more time for FF14!".

Sometimes I do that, I just play a different game.

no -- Rograine was successful ! :D

:thumbs: worked here to. But when I stopped for 6 months is started thinning again. Need to return to it. If I didn't have a wife that was younger than me, I'd say screw it and live with less hair.

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my wife is in her mid 40s and [by murican standards] looks 24 or 25. I told her about this problem prior to the pond jump but she not believe me then...

she believes me now ;)

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Caryh Grand Master

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my wife is in her mid 40s and [by murican standards] looks 24 or 25. I told her about this problem prior to the pond jump but she not believe me then...

she believes me now ;)

The gaseous warfare issue?

mad jelly

why did you piss off the jelly?

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