Star Rant, Return of the Jada

[TBoneTX 45,394]

If i....could save pee....in a bottle....

The first thing that I'd like to do.....

Clever, for once, si man.

30-35 people

6 people live in that apt

Many-Many people

Many people live

Remedial Polish math for you, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,394]

7:15 tomorrow morning

day 3 ultrasound

If I had to be anywhere, much less be functional, at Many:Many o'clock, I might as well not go to bed the night before, no man.

Good luck on your day Many ultrasound, si ma'am.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,394]

Have we set a record for approaching Many (200) thread-pages in just about 2 weeks, huh man? Might cross the threshold as early as Monday. Whose turn is it, huh man?

Sunday report, see man:

See above for Thread-Laundress report, see man.

Went outside, evaluated weather against weather reports, felt dampness on grass, and decided to mow lawn, aarrgh man. Of course, no cloud passed overhead and not 1 mph of breeze blew during entire episode, no man. Soaked Many (5) thick sweatbands and had to take Many (3) breaks, uffffffff man. Naturally (and, as always), headwind kicked up during the off-blowing of grass from the driveway, sigh man. It never did rain, no man. Nuked two huge hills of hormigas del fuego (fire ants) with Amdro bought from the ES on Friday, utilize man. Toweled off after shower with use of towel bought at Friday's GS, si man.

Drank more than a half-gallon of generic Gatorade; staggered upstairs; showered in coldest water possible but began sweating profusely immediately thereafter anyway; lay down on bed under highest-speeded ceiling fan; fell asleep, as already were Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B.; awoke with eyeballs looking like two orbs of very lean bacon; continued with laundry; continued sweating like a puerco (pig) entire day.

Mini-B. spent the morning with Mama T-B. She has a game there called Gooey Looey. Gooey Looey is a dragon who has stringy boogers hanging out of his nose, and the object is to pull them until Looey's head pops open and his brains fly out. This is one of the coolest games ever invented, obviously by a guy and chiefly for boys, si man. Mini-B. loves it, whee and wee man.

Instead of making me a lunch today or making my lunches for Mon.-Wed., Mrs. T-B. spent her "free" time shopping. Amidst multiple expensive stops where she spent $Many, she found a water-table for Mini-B. After naps, they put it together as I wrangled laundry. Mini-B. loves it, wee man. I will love it until the credit-card bill comes in, uffffff man.

After finally wrangling the last laundry load, I paid $Many in bills, sigh man.

Cat wants attention, but her wrapper is nowhere to be found, sigh man.

I'm exhausted enough to cat prep zzz, man, after de-dishing the warsher, and I shall gamble that Mrs. T-B. is both well and receptive enough to make my lunch tomorrow morn, hope man. Actually, negatory man: she will probably be indignant that I didn't make it myself after she bailed, si and no man.

Edited June 2, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,394]

Cat, prep, zzz man. Mornin', Commie-babe(s)!

[JTB11 1,079]

Have we set a record for approaching Many (200) thread-pages in just about 2 weeks, huh man? Might cross the threshold as early as Monday. Whose turn is it, huh man? good question...we have many....people who could do it.

Drank more than a half-gallon of generic Gatorade; staggered upstairs; showered in coldest water possible but began sweating profusely ....some people say too cold is not good, too hot is no good and if hot outside...drink hot tea..helps sweat and equalize the temp in the body and outside.....no idea where I got it from, no man.

Mini-B. spent the morning with Mama T-B. She has a game there called Gooey Looey. Gooey Looey is a dragon who has stringy boogers hanging out of his nose, and the object is to pull them until Looey's head pops open and his brains fly out.

After finally wrangling the last laundry load, I paid $Many in bills, sigh man. I actually miss having bills at this point.....

I'm exhausted enough to cat prep zzz, man, after de-dishing the warsher, and I shall gamble that Mrs. T-B. is both well and receptive enough to make my lunch tomorrow morn, hope man. Actually, negatory man: she will probably be indignant that I didn't make it myself after she bailed, si and no man. good luck getting lunches

Good morning all.....

went to bed at many (thanks in advance TBone, I know I rock as far as Polish math goes, si man) hours and woke up at 1am as the dog ate some candy while we were gone...she had some grass outside....came back in and at around 2am woke me up throwing up...poor thing. She is fine now and on her way to VT with FIL. Bed is cleaned....I got about 3 hours since having to get up again later to say goodbye to all dogs and FIL - nobody else was up.

I now have my coffee and oatmeal, it is humid and raining.

Not as sleepy as I had expected, no man.

Edited June 2, 2014 by JTB11

[JTB11 1,079]

random thing I just read

"I am convinced different people awaken different beasts in you."

ain't that right.

[SAT 9,609]

Well, at least he has some manly qualities, si man.

Many- I would never dream of spending $Many on a room for anyone or any purpose, no man!

You cheap bastage......

[Novembro 1,763]

Mini-B. spent the morning with Mama T-B. She has a game there called Gooey Looey. Gooey Looey is a dragon who has stringy boogers hanging out of his nose, and the object is to pull them until Looey's head pops open and his brains fly out. This is one of the coolest games ever invented, obviously by a guy and chiefly for boys, si man. Mini-B. loves it, whee and wee man.

Why am I not a child anymore?

[JTB11 1,079]

Why am I not a child anymore?

Morning Nov.

[SAT 9,609]

Why am I not a child anymore?

Go get gooey looey and play with the dogs...

The professor musta been called away to do emergency repairs on robots....

[Novembro 1,763]

MORNING!

[Caryh 5,206]

Go get gooey looey and play with the dogs...

The professor musta been called away to do emergency repairs on robots....

Wala na. Came into work to discover a high priority system had gone down. Unfortunately, due to its specialized and proprietary nature, replacing the computer isn't a simple task. I need a new generation of specialized hardware, which has now been ordered. Fire is still burning, but contained until such point as the new hardware arrives.

[Darnell 8,478]

I swear Tiffs friends are aholes!

They go on trips every month, spend all their money. Share apts 2 families to a tiny apt. Has nuttin to their name, take their kids outta school and thinks it's ok.

So tiff wants to go with them, in the middle of the friggin week, and says "I'll only have to pay another 40 bucks if I stay in the same room with this couple"

1- it's not ok to take the kiddo out of school for 2 days.

2- it's not ok to share a room with another couple, whether if I'm there or not.

3- we're upper middle class, I can friggin afford a 300 dollar room for my wife and child.

Welcome to Malaysia !

err - Welcome to Thugdom- Malay Style.....

uh... Welcome to the maladjusted human you rescued from the streets.

[JTB11 1,079]

MORNING!

oatmeal, peanut butter, half a banana, coffee !

[Darnell 8,478]

I had to give her a lecture.....

Been more fulfilling to get the complete iternarary (sp?)

then call each CPS office in those various jurisdictions in a timely fashion - with the hope that one or more would get her.

Mischief managed - kiddo gets back to home and Tiff is in hole for a bit.