Star Rant, Return of the Jada

[NikLR 13,227]

I has to work in the AM... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[JTB11 1,079]

I has to work in the AM... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I am taking the bike out.....hopefully early.....and then...yoga....and then...weights....and then...studying stuff for stuff.....

[NikLR 13,227]

better than working the 8 night shifts this month. 10pm to 8:30 am will suck

Put in for my leave of absence at work. Hubs was all... I thought you were going to quit...

Edited June 2, 2014 by NLR

[JTB11 1,079]

better than working the 8 night shifts this month. 10pm to 8:30 am will suck

Put in for my leave of absence at work. Hubs was all... I thought you were going to quit...

oh that is insane....one thing I know I could not do....night shifts...I am sorry

So leave of absence...how long is that for and you were going to quit but did not ? I missed stuff again...

[NikLR 13,227]

oh that is insane....one thing I know I could not do....night shifts...I am sorry

So leave of absence...how long is that for and you were going to quit but did not ? I missed stuff again...

Well the summer time, when my kiddo is here, I don't work.

I used to do night shifts but they were 8pm to 2am.

Basically because I have to take from July 4th to Sept 1st off... I was just going to quit. And I still might simply because if we move, I'll be too far away to drive to work every day, but might as well keep my options open.

[JTB11 1,079]

Well the summer time, when my kiddo is here, I don't work.

I used to do night shifts but they were 8pm to 2am.

Basically because I have to take from July 4th to Sept 1st off... I was just going to quit. And I still might simply because if we move, I'll be too far away to drive to work every day, but might as well keep my options open.

ah i see thanks for explaining I was all confused.

I admire your ability to do nights... cannot be easy at all.

Would you be looking to have something else lined up if/when you quit ?

[TBoneTX 45,394]

Glad to hear Mrs. T-B is feeling better and so are you even if you did not know you possibly had fever ?

Thank you, si ma'am. She doesn't feel well enough to make my lunches, she says, sigh man, even after I [note: Thread-Laundress report imminent] warshed Many (5) laundry loads, ironed, and am warshing the Manyth (5th) dishwarsher load in Many (4) days, sigh man. I'd even bought a pizza yesterday so she wouldn't have to cook, si and no man.

I'm hot stuff, so fever has to be pretty high before I feel it, whee man. However, I tried an experiment -- doubling up on the antibiotic that I was taking only at night -- and I had just one uncontrollable coughing session all day, hack man. I shall continue with two such pills per day until sinus or upper respiratory infection goes away, c u man.

it has been a couple of days full of bs and it is annoying me.

Do you realize how free and upbeat you'll feel when you're finally free from these louts, free ma'am?

the brownies with mascarpone are more like fudge but a good one so whatever.

What about brownies with Ex-Lax, huh ma'am?

Sometimes I feel like we all live with you, such an intimate picture of your life that we are getting.

If you cook at all or do any housework whatsoever, please live with us, plea ma'am.

Ew....

Looked at yourself in the mirror again, TOEFLklar?

How do you say this? Nürburgring

It means the same thing as Fahrfergnügen, ja mann.

Edited June 2, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,394]

I took French in High School. I can read it much better than I speak it as well.

Utiliser uniquement l'anglais en dehors des forums régionaux, certainement monsieur.

Spanish..took that for 3 years used to speak it

Spanish for Many years? Si, hombre?

I was in about 7 years.....

In about Many years? Failed Polish math, too, we see man.

[TBoneTX 45,394]

I've got better stuff to do with my money, like burn it.

This reminds me of a single-panel comic strip of a few years ago. The drawing was of a guy setting a dollar bill on fire. The caption: "Jerry couldn't make it to the store to buy a ticket, so he decided to play the Lotto at home."

[TBoneTX 45,394]

Good afternoon! I just wake up

A Toothy after my own heart -- awakening after noon.

2 harsh browns, 2 sunny up eggs

It's hoped that the cheery eggs canceled out the harshness of the browns, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,394]

tomatoes

lettuce (not very much of it left though)

canned tuna

pasta

bottled pasta sauce (ew)

lots of lime

mint

Dump the tuna into the pasta and throw the rest of that stuff out, si and yuck, man.

I do have a recipe for tuna pasta which has [...] tuna of course

I walked into a restaurant and asked for a cup of coffee without cream. The waiter said, "We're all out of cream, sir; how about having it without milk?"

Accidentally cut Hannibal's nail too short today and he cried. It bled a lot

This happened with the old cat. She ran around like a banshee and got blood on one of my best shirts. Fortunately, it came out. No one likes to hurt animals, but they can tell when someone steps on their tail by accident versus being kicked intentionally. He'll forget all about it and love you just as much as before, si ma'am.

tuna out of a can. bleh.

[indignant tone] Do not insult one of the Staples of Life (for men and cats), no man!

Edited June 2, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,394]

husband vetoed tuna - wants red meat so i heated up a hot dog for him

That's our girl -- rapidly learning what gringos eat!

1. Vetoing tuna and voting for red meat is manly.

2. Hot dogs are not manly.

1. Si ma'am, if one's diet permits. Before tonight's pizza, I weighed Many pounds and had lost Many pounds from my all-time high of Many pounds, whee man.

2. Hot dogs are quite manly, see ma'am. But, "What part did he get?"

[TBoneTX 45,394]

Brats are the manliest of phallic-shaped foods!

Si, man!

granola in yogurt

Two of the least manly "foods" ever diabolically invented, yuck man.

Seriously just let her rot.

Where's the +Many button, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,394]

he just throws the used stuff from his nose blowing on the floor....how can you not pick it up you know.

he tries to aim for the trash but always misses (8 out of 10) and doesn't bother picking it up since it is his room.

Well, at least he has some manly qualities, si man.

3- we're upper middle class, I can friggin afford a 300 dollar room for my wife and child.

Many- I would never dream of spending $Many on a room for anyone or any purpose, no man!

Edited June 2, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,394]

OMG. j just farted so loud the couch vibrated.

Your stock just shot up, verily ma'am.

I swear Tiff is so naive she's retarded....

Trade her for Mr. Jada, and then two couples could live happily ever after, see man.