Star Rant, Return of the Jada

[SAT 9,609]

See? Dutch is a real man .....

[NikLR 13,227]

All of hubs jeans (minus 1 pair) are work jeans. But there are work jeans for days when he tests batteries, and work jeans for days he sits at the shop. I try to remind him not to wear the shop day jeans to the sites to test batteries because they all get little bitty holes in them.

[TBoneTX 45,365]

he [...] went to sleep....with pizza menu

Actually, that's not a bad teddy-bear substitute for a guy, no man.

It's like ketchup on my eggs. My husband says I'm ruining them

I used to do this, years ago, because Papa T-B. did. It's not bad, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,365]

I've almost been in the USA for a whole year. June 10^th is the day I entered... June 11^th is the day I finally was home.

We are all better off since your arrival, Niki-Bone. June Manyth (11th) or Manyth (12th) is also the anniversary of the current cat's arrival at our casa.

J, to hell with your MIL. She's a nasty, jealous failure, and her passive aggressive BS is both obnoxious and childish. Don't feel bad for anything - she's brought it all on herself in some way or another.

As stated previously: Nobody mess with Part Many, no man!

Gonna go make mascarpone brownies with chocolate ganache.

Your talents would be better directed toward Darnell brownies, si ma'am.

Many years is a lot...like my sister and I.

Math corrected above, sigh man. Remedial Polish math for you, si ma'am.

Edited June 1, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,365]

I ruined 2 pairs of jeans painting the boat bottom in 2 days.....

Had you bought them at a GS, you wouldn't care about having ruined them, see and no man.

[TBoneTX 45,365]

She will be 3 on the 10th

She will be Many on the Manyth, D ma'am.

My picture of a steak made you go out to get a picture of a steak?

Fotos or it didn't happen, no man!

getting another pair at a charity resale shop solely for this purpose.

See, TOEFLklar? See, see, see man?

[Ontarkie 14,236]

My picture of a steak made you go out to get a picture of a steak?

Nope the real thing .

Movie was great tornado was calm as she could. Need to buy that one.

[TBoneTX 45,365]

1. Nope the real thing .

2. Movie was great tornado was calm as she could. Need to buy that one.

1. Fotos or it didn't happen/wasn't eaten, no/no ma'am.

2. A nearly-Many-year-old sitting through a movie? Holy mackerel, wee ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,365]

Saturday report, see man/ma'am:

Mrs. T-B. took the T-B.-mobile to the doctor, leaving me with the Mrs. T-B.-mobile. Mini-B. was reluctant to go to his swimming class, requesting lunch instead. He cheered up a little as the class progressed. After drying him off and letting him wear his baby-towel "hat" outside, I intended to take him to Chik-fil-A, but it was packed, so we went across to Carl's Jr., where Mini-B. wanted to sit by the window so that he could repeatedly point out, "That's Mommy's car!" I ordered a Teriyaki Burger combo & an extra T-Burger. Mini-B. had several big bites and of course ate French fries with ketchup. Like two genuine bachelors, we both ended up with faces sloppy with sauce. Mini-B. was in a much better mood afterwards but was obviously tired, so we headed home. Unfortunately, both T-Burger wrappers were grossed up and unsuitable to take home for playing with the cat.

Mrs. T-B. was still at the doctor. I lay down in bed; Mini-B. was watching "Peppa Pig" on his tablet computer and then turned it off himself (unheard of) in favor of a nap. Right then, Mrs. T-B. opened the garage door, and Mini-B. went downstairs to meet her. Mrs. T-B. has a sinus infection and was prescribed an antibiotic. After confirming the trans-descendantal handoff, I continued with my nap, which lasted for Many (3) hours. I awoke drenched in sweat, so perhaps I'd had some fever that I hadn't known about.

After dinner, I took Mini-B. to Aldi Foods, where he helped push the cart and insisted on putting things into it. We spent $Many there. We then went to Target to look for a water table, but they have them only on-line. Mini-B. was pretty tired and fell asleep quickly; after his morning grumpiness, he was good all day, wee man. Mrs. T-B. is starting to feel better already, too, after having gulped at least one antibiotic pill.

I am currently running the Manyth (4th) dishwarsher session in Many (3) days. There was actually comfortable room in this load for the cat-bowls, which undergo mandatory dishwarshing every Saturday night. The cat seemed content when I announced which bowls we would be eating out of this week. After having parked her corpulent, purring self on my lap, she is now asleep on my right foot, miu man.

[TBoneTX 45,365]

De-dish, cat, prep, zzz man. Mornin', Commie-babe(s)!

[JTB11 1,079]

Saturday report, see man/ma'am:

Unfortunately, both T-Burger wrappers were grossed up and unsuitable to take home for playing with the cat.

Glad to hear Mrs. T-B is feeling better and so are you even if you did not know you possibly had fever ?

[JTB11 1,079]

Morning all,

had my coffee this morning, let dogs out, FIL fed dogs.

The little girl is still here and it just hit me why grandmother was all pushy about us leaving Saturday morning...duh....she was bringing the girl here and did not want me around....I was thinking wth is wrong with her she almost had a fight with me over not leaving just yet....now it all makes sense. And she was going to the mall also....something she won't do if I am around.....

oh ya and yesterday at the "candy factory" she bought hubs many treats ....she got me nothing except that the little one would not have it and picked hello kitty pez dispenser and gave it to me when she got back...MIL was not happy...

Oh and the consensus on me and dog is : "dog just loves you too much no good no" (the girl was instructed about a number of things and that is one of them apparently)

sorry....it has been a couple of days full of bs and it is annoying me.

[JTB11 1,079]

the brownies with mascarpone are more like fudge but a good one so whatever.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Saturday report, see man/ma'am:

Mrs. T-B. took the T-B.-mobile to the doctor, leaving me with the Mrs. T-B.-mobile. Mini-B. was reluctant to go to his swimming class, requesting lunch instead. He cheered up a little as the class progressed. After drying him off and letting him wear his baby-towel "hat" outside, I intended to take him to Chik-fil-A, but it was packed, so we went across to Carl's Jr., where Mini-B. wanted to sit by the window so that he could repeatedly point out, "That's Mommy's car!" I ordered a Teriyaki Burger combo & an extra T-Burger. Mini-B. had several big bites and of course ate French fries with ketchup. Like two genuine bachelors, we both ended up with faces sloppy with sauce. Mini-B. was in a much better mood afterwards but was obviously tired, so we headed home. Unfortunately, both T-Burger wrappers were grossed up and unsuitable to take home for playing with the cat.

Mrs. T-B. was still at the doctor. I lay down in bed; Mini-B. was watching "Peppa Pig" on his tablet computer and then turned it off himself (unheard of) in favor of a nap. Right then, Mrs. T-B. opened the garage door, and Mini-B. went downstairs to meet her. Mrs. T-B. has a sinus infection and was prescribed an antibiotic. After confirming the trans-descendantal handoff, I continued with my nap, which lasted for Many (3) hours. I awoke drenched in sweat, so perhaps I'd had some fever that I hadn't known about.

After dinner, I took Mini-B. to Aldi Foods, where he helped push the cart and insisted on putting things into it. We spent $Many there. We then went to Target to look for a water table, but they have them only on-line. Mini-B. was pretty tired and fell asleep quickly; after his morning grumpiness, he was good all day, wee man. Mrs. T-B. is starting to feel better already, too, after having gulped at least one antibiotic pill.

I am currently running the Manyth (4th) dishwarsher session in Many (3) days. There was actually comfortable room in this load for the cat-bowls, which undergo mandatory dishwarshing every Saturday night. The cat seemed content when I announced which bowls we would be eating out of this week. After having parked her corpulent, purring self on my lap, she is now asleep on my right foot, miu man.

Sometimes I feel like we all live with you, such an intimate picture of your life that we are getting.

Morning all,

had my coffee this morning, let dogs out, FIL fed dogs.

The little girl is still here and it just hit me why grandmother was all pushy about us leaving Saturday morning...duh....she was bringing the girl here and did not want me around....I was thinking wth is wrong with her she almost had a fight with me over not leaving just yet....now it all makes sense. And she was going to the mall also....something she won't do if I am around.....

oh ya and yesterday at the "candy factory" she bought hubs many treats ....she got me nothing except that the little one would not have it and picked hello kitty pez dispenser and gave it to me when she got back...MIL was not happy...

Oh and the consensus on me and dog is : "dog just loves you too much no good no" (the girl was instructed about a number of things and that is one of them apparently)

sorry....it has been a couple of days full of bs and it is annoying me.

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but did you ever think how hard this situation must be for her? You are living in her house rent free and not really in a relationship with her son. Under normal circumstances one would expect that you would have moved out by now. You also seem to get along with her husband well.

She's probably just barely handling this situation.

[JTB11 1,079]

Maybe an unpopular opinion, but did you ever think how hard this situation must be for her? You are living in her house rent free and not really in a relationship with her son. Under normal circumstances one would expect that you would have moved out by now. You also seem to get along with her husband well.

She's probably just barely handling this situation.

I try to be as scarce as possible Nola.

Maybe I should just stop talking to FIL all together you are right but I felt like he was the only person here I could talk to and that understood me. I am sorry but on the part where we are not in a relationship you are wrong...he brought me here because we wanted to be together....I moved 2x just to be with him, spent all of my savings and more just to be here and apparently he was not ready to have me around and I should think that it is my fault and that our relationship is not there ? And I should move out..well.....we are married....I see this as a big deal...not going to pack up in one year....everyone says there is adjustments to be made especially in long distance relationships like this..and I have kept trying and keep trying until I no longer can and the time is approaching. I rant because that is what the thread is for and I need to rant to let out some of my frustrations. I know it is not easy for anyone involved.

I know it is hard on her I never one time said it was not (especially since she figured I was going to take her son and make him into an adult).....but that does not give her the right to treat me like ####### or be a b..tch to me. I have tried my best to help her out and to make her feel like I am a positive help.....while I am unable to pay for rent I have been cooking for all of them this whole time except for a couple of weeks here and there when I was having interviews. I have been cleaning the place and she herself has been calling me "the help" "the foreign girl" or whatever else came to her mind. It is not fair to say that I have been living here rent free.....I have paid in work if not in money. Prior to us marrying I bought them kitchen appliances and TV because I felt that it was not right of me to stay here with my then bf for months on end without giving them anything in return.

Her dog could be hers if she took care of it...I did not overstep I did not call the dog to me I always made sure to give it to her whenever she was willing to pet it or have it in her hands. I make sure to be gone as often as possible not to annoy her in any way. If there was anything she minded or wanted to change it is as simple as coming up to me and talking to me about it....it is very easy to talk to me...the fact that she cannot communicate is not something I feel should be my responsibility...I do what I can. And I realize it is not my house and I live in her place I don't need to be reminded and trust me if i had any other options I would but without money or a job I simply have to keep going until I can make a change and vent here in the meantime.

She had her other DIL living here with all her 4 kids or 5 kids for a year without rent or help in any way.......8 people were sharing 1 bathroom and nobody moved a finger to clean up. So if compared to that...I am being too much on her....fine....

The fact that she is not liked as much as she wants to be is her own issue not mine...I am who I am....not going to turn into a b...tch or be mean to dog, the little girl or FIL for that matter just so she feels secure enough in her own skin. That is not my job.