Star Rant, Return of the Jada

[Ontarkie 14,364]

Thanks Asia

Night Asia

[JTB11 1,079]

I like that word flirtaversary I will have to tell him that.

[Asia 2,498]

ok I just imagined how I am carrying the dog in the sweater ..badly sawn (spelling ?) one at that and her falling out and me not even noticing....but stealing MIL's sweater just because....would be fun.....

:rofl:

[Darnell 8,479]

ok I just imagined how I am carrying the dog in the sweater ..badly sawn (spelling ?) one at that and her falling out and me not even noticing....but stealing MIL's sweater just because....would be fun.....

and

actually, i think yer time is better spent hawking yer baked goods....

and stop messing with the dogs, locking them all in MILs bedroom during the day is best, IMO.

[reread my last post, I put in a huge edit]

K, I'm off.

Good night!

wait wait -

did you file reports on what gastronomical delights you discovered in yer daily journey?

[JTB11 1,079]

actually, i think yer time is better spent hawking yer baked goods....

and stop messing with the dogs, locking them all in MILs bedroom during the day is best, IMO.

[reread my last post, I put in a huge edit]

wait wait -

did you file reports on what gastronomical delights you discovered in yer daily journey?

ok gonna re-read and you mean....lock them all in .....let them pee and poo all over ? She probably would not notice and step into it...or just not notice period....

Edited May 20, 2014 by JTB11

[JTB11 1,079]

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I've talked of this before - but I post it again, at

http://www.instructables.com/id/Convert-a-Childs-Bicycle-Trailer-into-a-Cargo-Tra/

with the idea that you get a busted one from freecycle.org and have the FIL spot weld a bit, and make you a cargo trailer for yer bike.

is great for hauling yer cakes and pies to the customers that pre-ordered them.

Wait - maybe I'm putting the cart before the horse? Today, I want you to print up 400 flyers advertising yer baked goods, with an order form at the bottom of it, and drop it around 400 houses between now and sundown.

In the order form - require a 50 percent deposit, so that you'll have your supplies covered, and note in the flyer that they have to drop off the order form with payment at yer house, and be able to swing by the house the same day their baked goods are ready.

[this way, you not need any transport ]

lol the carrier looks cool as is...I could fit all dogs in there...wait you mean for food...I would much rather send my food over to all you people to try

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Here in Ohio you can bake and sell cakes from home as long as you don’t create cakes or pies that could spoil, it’s actually called the Cottage Food Regulations.

You are permitted to bake non-potentially hazardous baked goods in your home and sell them anywhere in Ohio as long as they are properly labeled. Non-potentially hazardous baked goods include baked goods that do not need refrigeration to keep them from spoiling such as cheese cakes and cream pies. Regular cakes and cookies do fall under the Cottage Foods Regulations. You must label everything that you sell from your home.

http://www.agri.ohio.gov/divs/FoodSafety/foodsafety.aspx#tog

[Darnell 8,479]

yes, lock them in MILs room with food and water, and stop interacting with them, as your leave-time is imminent. They will revert to their old ways and forget about you soon, and her room will return to the poo palace it once was.

in the meantime, get busy hawking yer baked goods in the neighborhood - i see a very good $$$ situation for you if you start today. price em at 200 percent of cost of materials. you have a full kitchen that is abandoned during the day so you might as well take advantage of it and earn some monies.

Drop the adverts around, take pre-orders with 50 pecent deposit, and go make some monies ! Tell NO ONE about this, even when asked why you are purchasing materials with your own monies....

report back, 5 weeks later, after 1000 cakes/pies/muffin sets.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

yes, lock them in MILs room with food and water, and stop interacting with them, as your leave-time is imminent. They will revert to their old ways and forget about you soon, and her room will return to the poo palace it once was.

in the meantime, get busy hawking yer baked goods in the neighborhood - i see a very good $$$ situation for you if you start today. price em at 200 percent of cost of materials. you have a full kitchen that is abandoned during the day so you might as well take advantage of it and earn some monies.

Drop the adverts around, take pre-orders with 50 pecent deposit, and go make some monies ! Tell NO ONE about this, even when asked why you are purchasing materials with your own monies....

report back, 5 weeks later, after 1000 cakes/pies/muffin sets.

First, you must study what kind of neighborhood Jada is staying.

If the people there are like MIL, eating frozen pizzas 10 for $10 frozen meals, they are not going to buy the baked goods.

It would be way much cheaper to get them from Walmart kind of store.

[Darnell 8,479]

blah blah blah - demographics !!!!!!

I still think them poor folk will be able to afford 1 or 2 items per household.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Jada,

COLUMBUS COMMUNITY CAREER FAIR

Thursday, May 22nd, 2014
University Plaza Hotel and Conference Center
3110 Olentangy River Road, Columbus, OH, 43202
Doors open at 10 AM

This is a free event and is open to the public!!!


TO PRE-REGISTER FOR THE EVENT GO TO:
http://www.eventbrite.com/e/community-career-fair-columbus-tickets-5067194114

[SAT 9,609]

I said it first, so my response was timely.

Your response reminds me of an old geezer at the barbershop, talking of skinning nutrias when it ain't nutria season - ie - too late.

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Oh Miss Toofies - Could you, would you, purty please, lavish us all with a foto of yer resplendent lockes o hair?

Warmest Regards [uncle Darnell]

Lightening wits tarklar strikes again.

Toothache haircut pic now!

That's what I'm gonna get tomorrow too!

Asia haircut pic tomorrow!

[SAT 9,609]

long walk....shower....salad...coconut fudge ice cream.....watching how to cook chicken supreme and ox tail.

I dunno watcha been griping bout, you're living like a queen...

[JTB11 1,079]

Jada,

COLUMBUS COMMUNITY CAREER FAIR

Thursday, May 22nd, 2014

University Plaza Hotel and Conference Center

3110 Olentangy River Road, Columbus, OH, 43202

Doors open at 10 AM

I know...I get emails from them every time there is an event but thank you

I dunno watcha been griping bout, you're living like a queen...

.....

[SAT 9,609]

He's so sweet

Stretches hubs might very well be the most romantic red neck in the history of mankind....

I bet he offers stretch his spit cup for her chewing bacca....